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    New sock puppet check in

    Self explanatory. Make it easier for everyone to keep up by checking in here before posting elsewhere.

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    Like how - potential socks get named? I think I can see them now.
    I like Sand - I don't like Witches


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    Here.

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    i'm also CHUM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockcrusher View Post
    i'm also CHUM.
    I KNEW it!!!
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    I'm really FastBanana incognito.
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    I'm Jimmy the Bartender in Men's Health.
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    I'm the guy in the purple Barney suit. Don't tell anyone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockcrusher View Post
    i'm also CHUM.
    Yes we know chum, you locked the real rockcrusher in the basement and stole his identity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    Yes we know chum, you locked the real rockcrusher in the basement and stole his identity.
    I have it on good account that he is locked in Tones basement.....
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    you locked the real rockcrusher in the basement and stole his identity.
    "his" ? ... I thought rockcrusher is female ...
    Hey Miraculous... Go Raiders ! .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    "his" ? ... I thought rockcrusher is female ...
    that'd be cockcrusher
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockcrusher View Post
    that'd be cockcrusher

    Priceless...
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    sorry ... You're highanus..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    sorry ... You're highanus..
    *your (?)

    grammaranus
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    No, You are.... too.





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    Present and accounted for.

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    &nbsp; check check check
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    I'm actually Ozzy Ozbourne but I will never tell you the name of my sock.

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    I shot JR
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    ^ Well, I'm glad we finally know who did it after all these beers.

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    CHUM rides Soquel Demo weekly. CHUM is NORCAL. Do not mock the CHUM!

    The Piffle has spoken...

    (now Chum will 'prolly ban me for something else...)
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    Hmmm...interesting thread topic to be sure.
    Stick around if you're housebroken...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crankout View Post
    Hmmm...interesting thread topic to be sure.


    Not really.

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    sock checkout.

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    everyones favorite sock muppet checking in.

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    I am also rockcrusher, fyi, and we're all francois. I'm very busy but all this beer helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    I am also rockcrusher, fyi, and we're all francois. I'm very busy but all this beer helps.
    does this mean francois & rockcrusher are GOB?

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    I could sure use some socks. Maybe Santa will bring me some.

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    My feet are cold, where did my socks go?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crankout View Post
    Hmmm...interesting thread topic to be sure.


    Quote Originally Posted by AZ View Post
    Not really.
    I have a feeling someone doesn't know what a sock puppet is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I have a feeling someone doesn't know what a sock puppet is.
    In a way, the vast majority of people on MTBR operate as a sock puppet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    where did my socks go?
    Check behind the dryer.... should be at least one back there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I have a feeling someone doesn't know what a sock puppet is.



    You may be mistaking not knowing with not giving two fuks about a particular sock. Some socks over estimate their importance, while others mistakenly believe that they would be missed, while there are other socks that are rather ambiguous and don't draw attention to their sockness. Then there's the socks that bring so much humor to the board that their okay. And then there are the socks that you just don't give two fuks about because they think they matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ View Post
    You may be mistaking not knowing with not giving two fuks about a particular sock. Some socks over estimate their importance, while others mistakenly believe that they would be missed, while there are other socks that are rather ambiguous and don't draw attention to their sockness. And then there are the socks that you just don't give two fuks about because they think they matter.
    I might copy this ^^^ and make a poster out of it. Then hang it above my bike work station just to keep me right with all that is right in the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I might copy this ^^^ and make a poster out of it. Then hang it above my bike work station just to keep me right with all that is right in the world.




    Well you'll have to wait for me to edit in the socks that are okay because they are just so hilarious.

    Edit: DIRTJUNKIE, your mail box is full, make some room in it.

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    Here's some funny socks:




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    I secretly wish I were a sock. Oh, wait, this is the "confession" thread, right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ View Post
    Well you'll have to wait for me to edit in the socks that are okay because they are just so hilarious.

    Edit: DIRTJUNKIE, your mail box is full, make some room in it.
    Will do thx..
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    in a way, the vast majority of people on mtbr operate as a sock puppet.
    who you callin' a "sock"?! Them's fightin' words!

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    I'd REALLY hate to be the sock of this member's feet!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Here's some funny socks:

    I'd rep you if I could, that is hilarious!

    Now, where can I get me a pair of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I'd REALLY hate to be the sock of this member's feet!
    Member?? Who is that, damn......Judy I think we need a nurse stat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I'd REALLY hate to be the sock of this member's feet!
    Holy crap, what is that? Flesh eating bacteria? Bones, you're needed in sick bay.
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    Somebody- quick, photoshop those sandal socks on that foot

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    Sock sandals can be purchased here:

    Funny Joke Printed Socks with Sandals Classic English Comedy Look UK | eBay

    I ordered a pair for every day of the week.

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    I didn't think you were serious

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Sock sandals can be purchased here:

    Funny Joke Printed Socks with Sandals Classic English Comedy Look UK | eBay

    I ordered a pair for every day of the week.

    So Hawgster are these "YOUR FEET??
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    So Hawgster are these "YOUR FEET??
    No, I can honestly say that I have never had a sort of foot/skin issue. Feel bad for those that do, though.

    Besides, my feet are gonna look nifty in their new socks.

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    Sock it to me baby.

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    Not at all sure about this one...

    My next bike will have a big red S on the headtube.

    If so, either a gigundo sock, or strong contender for WTF?

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    That is not a sock. So that leaves wtf.

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    Better delete that picture of a fellow mtbr member's feet before Dirtjunkie ads that to the list for the OC Christmas tree.

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    Why the need to have multiple screen names?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    Why the need to have multiple screen names?
    Multiple personality disorder. In other words, Sock Monkey is nuts. Avoid at all costs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sock Monkey View Post
    I have but one screen name
    Sounds like the Holy Trinity.

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    Is there some Schizophrenia going on around here?
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    Checking in!

    I'm actually ambassadorhawg and Hawg.
    I like to hug trees at FULL SPEED!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Is there some Schizophrenia going on around here?
    Only the fact that you have the same avatar as nwbikur.
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    I don't know you guys anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Only the fact that you have the same avatar as nwbikur.
    He's been assimilated. Resistance is futile.
    Let's eat Ted
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    I don't know you guys anymore.
    I think you know us, care for a slice O pizza.
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    I think I'll pass, I just don't know where that butt's been.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I think you know us, care for a slice O pizza.
    Why, yes and I will have Mookie's slices that he passed on. I have no issues at all with a little asscrack cheese on my pizza.

    I mean, there's commonly some asscrack cheese on fish tacos, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Why, yes and I will have Mookie's slices that he passed on. I have no issues at all with a little asscrack cheese on my pizza.

    I mean, there's commonly some asscrack cheese on fish tacos, right?
    Just be sure you double check the sausage.
    Let's eat Ted
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sock Monkey View Post
    It;s better that way. They will eat your brains if you stay too long.
    They seem like good eggs, I just can't tell who's who.
    Let's eat Ted
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