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    Good job! New Nigerian Scam?

    I've always felt a little left out because I never got one of the infamous Nigerian Scam letters directly. Welp I finally have received what may be a new version of it.


    Dear Beneficiary,
    Your package worth the sum of $750.000.00 United States Dollars in a certified bank draft is in our office ready for delivery, it was given to us by Mr. Bill Gates wealth (Head Consultant)of the Microsoft Corporation United Kingdom saying that it was won by your e-mail address in their on going Microsoft Online Sweepstakes 2013 in conjuction with Oil & Gas Nigeria Ltd.She is here in Nigeria for a three (3) months Surveying Project as she works with a consultant firm in West Africa.We are sending you this email because your package has been registered on a Special Order. What you have to do now, is to contact our Delivery Department for immediate dispatch of your package to your resident address. Note that as soon as our Delivery Team confirms your information, it will take only (24 hours) One working day for your package to arrive it's designated destination.You are advised to contact our Head Dispatch Officer Mr. Jonathan Robert for your parcel delivery to your house address.

    Please provide him with your personal details listed below:
    Full Name:...............
    House Address:...........
    Telephone Number:............
    Occupation:..............
    Sex:..........
    Age:............
    Country:..............
    *********************************************
    FedEx Express ®Courier Company. Mr. Jonathan Robert { Head Dispatch Officer}
    E-mail: mailfromfedexcourierservice@y7mail.com Tell +234 813-829-3059.
    *********************************************
    Note that, you will be responsible to pay for your parcel Delivery Fees of $80 USD because Mr. Bill Gates wealth (Head Consultant) of the Microsoft Corporation United Kingdom has only paid for your parcel security keeping fees.

    ^Cheap bastard can't afford $80 delivery fee! rofl
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    see me rollin, they hatin
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    you're right, dont send them your money right away. send it to ME for safe keeping and i'll make sure it all makes it safely, ok? i'll be sending my shipper.
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    Re: New Nigerian Scam?

    Lucky You!

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    Wow! So I could fill in that form and send the $80 bucks and I would get this? Cool!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    you're right, dont send them your money right away. send it to ME for safe keeping and i'll make sure it all makes it safely, ok? i'll be sending my shipper.
    I can always count on the Mtbr community but you go the extra mile. I appreciate that.
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    I always knew Bill Gates was a cheapskate. Pony up the shipping cost big boy!!
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    A lot of work and trouble for seven hundred and fifty bucks, it seems.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    A lot of work and trouble for seven hundred and fifty bucks, it seems.
    Ya gotta watch where they put the decimal point ya know.
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    the big aussie rep bomb is comin your way

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    Bill Gates, I feel slighted..... the last couple of Nigerian scam emails I got where addressed from the FBI Director (with a UK address, go figure) and another from the head of Scotland Yard.

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    I have forwarded this to the Spanish Inquisition who will get to the bottom of it in no time... You know what they say?!?!


    No One Expects The Spanish Inquisition!!!


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    Seems legit to me, grats!
    "Bigring, that's deep. ...Well, I suspect it is. I didn't read it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    Seems legit to me, grats!
    Totally legit. Why even think about it. Fill out that form and you can buy yourself a whole stable of brand new Wal-Mart bikes.
    2012 Rockhopper 29er.

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    teh Internets.
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    What might be kind of interesting would be to use this email address with another known spam site. Then they could correspond with each other.
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    Seems pretty legit.
    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    U sayin' Bolt ?
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    LoL! That lie gets worse at every turn!

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    Be sure to visit 419 Eater - The largest scambaiting community on the planet! for all your hilarious “scam the Nigerian scammer” needs.
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    I beat you guys to the punch and sent in the $80. Not a bad ultra short investment return if you ask me.
    ...and proud member of the anti-sock puppet desolation

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    You are lucky to get an offer for a package worth $750,000, CarolinaLL6. I just keep getting messages to buy penis enlargement drugs.
    F*ck Cancer

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    You are lucky to get an offer for a package worth $750,000, CarolinaLL6. I just keep getting messages to buy penis enlargement drugs.
    Funny how life is.
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    New Nigerian Scam?

    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    You are lucky to get an offer for a package worth $750,000, CarolinaLL6. I just keep getting messages to buy penis enlargement drugs.
    Oh but that's not what they offered.
    It was $750.000.00
    There's a big difference between commas and periods when you're talking about money.


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    As I know Mr. Bill Gates personally, I asked him about this. He tells me that yes, it is legit, so for your convience, instead of needing to to send them $80.00 for internation delivery, he'll give his package to me.

    I can ship it to you within the US, so umm, in the spirit of the capitalism, I'll need money for gas, time invested in this investment stuff, and umm.. $50.00 for shipping it I guess. I think the total will come to $79.99 + tax. I will PM you my details so you can ship me the moneies.

    KKTHX!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    Oh but that's not what they offered.
    It was $750.000.00
    There's a big difference between commas and periods when you're talking about money.


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    I was confused by all the other details!
    It's strange that Mr. Jonathan Robert { Head Dispatch Officer} wants to know sex as a demographic question
    F*ck Cancer

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    yeah but Cyclicious, a massive love wand is priceless!
    fap

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    You mean like this?

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    Or one of these?


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