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    Oprah interviews Lance and he confesses.
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    My gawd. He doped?! NO.FReaking.Way.

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    It just hit foxnews that admitted.


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    I can't believe this. How come I haven't seen any other threads on mtbr about this shocking news?

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    wait, what happened?

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    Lance Armstrong and Oprah have a love child and it's Tom Cruise. Duh.

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    AP is now saying Lance tested positive for having one testicle during his last physical exam.
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    That must have been awkward.

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    What time is the show on?

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    9 pm est on her network...OWN or something like that. I think she bought lifetime? It was nice of her to let us Westcoasters get home. Too bad Tone won't see it since he's in the future.

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    Thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muttman05 View Post
    It just hit foxnews that admitted.


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    Or not

    Report: Lance Armstrong apologizes but does not confess to doping - latimes.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    9 pm est on her network.

    6pm on U-verse..

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    Never mind the doping stuff, he's admitted to doing an interview with Oprah. Isn't that bad enough in of itself?

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    9 pm est on her network...OWN or something like that. I think she bought lifetime? It was nice of her to let us Westcoasters get home. Too bad Tone won't see it since he's in the future.
    hm, not sure. On DirecTV at least, Discovery Fit & Health became OWN at some point. Lifetime is still there separately from OWN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Circlip View Post
    Never mind the doping stuff, he's admitted to doing an interview with Oprah. Isn't that bad enough in of itself?
    Not to mentioned being OWN'd. My bet he was paid a sizable appearance fee for that one.

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    I say, let 'em all dope if they want to....

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    I say even the playing field, let them all dope in all sports

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    Quote Originally Posted by WarBoom View Post
    I say even the playing field, let them all dope in all sports
    That'd kill professional sport stone dead. The advertisers and sponsors would run for the hills and no responsible parent would allow their kids to take up a sport that inevitably led to doping.

    Apart from that, top idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    Not to mentioned being OWN'd.
    Well played. Rep in the queue.

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    I am shocked.........
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    Who's Lance?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken in KC View Post
    Who's Lance?


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    Quote Originally Posted by nuffink View Post
    That'd kill professional sport stone dead. The advertisers and sponsors would run for the hills and no responsible parent would allow their kids to take up a sport that inevitably led to doping.

    Apart from that, top idea.
    It would bring a whole new realm of advertisers and sponsors. There would be wwe sized football players sponsered by deca roids or something.
    But I agree it would destroy sports as we know it

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    Hey sorry for posting up old news. Tonight was the first I have heard of it. And like a good neighbor I felt the need to let all of the ones who haven'heard,a chance to watch it. A decade old lie finally coming to the surface, I thought might be of interest to some.
    Quote Originally Posted by targnik View Post
    So I shoot off all full of bravado, hit this wee booter - grabbing some air, then I land - leading into a greasy rut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WarBoom View Post
    It would bring a whole new realm of advertisers and sponsors. There would be wwe sized football players sponsered by deca roids or something.
    But I agree it would destroy sports as we know it
    Not if we all just doped anyway. Then the odds would be equal. Everyone dopes, athletes and non-athletes. Women, children, pet dogs, goldfish, kangaroos, everyone and everything. That would mean no more attention to "doping"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    9 pm est on her network...OWN or something like that. I think she bought lifetime? It was nice of her to let us Westcoasters get home. Too bad Tone won't see it since he's in the future.
    dudette we've aready seen it.

    Yes he admits to doping, as well as being a dope, actually nope he said we were dopes for believing for so long.

    Yes he cried, apparently those crocodile tears are where he got the fluid from to submit for his urine samples, that all "passed". Drugs don't show up in body fluids other than blood and urine.

    Yes he feels bad, that his mates eventually turned on him.

    Yes he is confused because Nike dropped him. Apparently it's ok to cheat on your wife but not ok to cheat on the other things you ride

    Yes he's sorry, that he finally got caught.

    but at the end of the day he only did it because every body else was and he wanted to be the greatest american hero, apparently he didn't watch TV in the 80's because he was always out on his bike.

    Sorry if I spoilt the movie for anyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
    Hey sorry for posting up old news. Tonight was the first I have heard of it. And like a good neighbor I felt the need to let all of the ones who haven'heard,a chance to watch it. A decade old lie finally coming to the surface, I thought might be of interest to some.
    It's OK DIRTJUNKIE. This just another one of those things that should be forgotten. Kinda like the recent kaos we've had here in OC. People, let go and move on, already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Not if we all just doped anyway. Then the odds would be equal. Everyone dopes, athletes and non-athletes. Women, children, pet dogs, goldfish, kangaroos, everyone and everything. That would mean no more attention to "doping"...
    Hawgs give us a break mate, or 'roos and women are dangerous enough without loading them up on the juice

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
    Hey sorry for posting up old news. Tonight was the first I have heard of it. And like a good neighbor I felt the need to let all of the ones who haven'heard,a chance to watch it. A decade old lie finally coming to the surface, I thought might be of interest to some.
    All I know is regardless of whether lance doped or not (and the jury is still out), he is a philanthropist, humanitarian and gave millions of dollars to cancer research and saved the rai forests. And dated Mathew Mconohay.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    It's OK DIRTJUNKIE. This just another one of those things that should be forgotten. Kinda like the recent kaos we've had here in OC. People, let go and move on, already.
    Pssst..... (Whispering) I think he's posting in jest.


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    I actually suspect is not only a doper but a serial killer too.
    Could be worse than Ted Bundy or Robbie Picton i dont know.
    But i think he could be the first serial killer to use EPO.
    You heard it here first.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    I actually suspect he is not only a doper but a serial killer too.
    Could be worse than Ted Bundy or Robbie Pickton i dont know.
    But i think he could be the first serial killer to use EPO.
    You heard it here first.....
    Actually, I think I heard it third in this post. Some other guy two posts up already mentioned this.


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    Tone's, once is enough. Three times for emphasis is just going overboard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    I actually suspect he is not only a doper but a serial killer too.
    Could be worse than Ted Bundy or Robbie Pickton i dont know.
    But i think he could be the first serial killer to use EPO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    I actually suspect he is not only a doper but a serial killer too.
    Could be worse than Ted Bundy or Robbie Pickton i dont know.
    But i think he could be the first serial killer to use EPO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    I actually suspect he is not only a doper but a serial killer too.
    Could be worse than Ted Bundy or Robbie Pickton i dont know.
    But i think he could be the first serial killer to use EPO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    I actually suspect he is not only a doper but a serial killer too.
    Could be worse than Ted Bundy or Robbie Pickton i dont know.
    But i think he could be the first serial killer to use EPO.
    You heard it here first.....
    Tone all this time I suspected you of having a stuttering problem.
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    So I shoot off all full of bravado, hit this wee booter - grabbing some air, then I land - leading into a greasy rut.

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    kids its the time portal playing up again

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    kids its the time portal playing up again
    I bet it is the end-of-the-world Java bug. On Tones is in Lance's payroll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    kids its the time portal playing up again
    So you're saying Tone's is Mr. Smith?


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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    Hawgs give us a break mate, or 'roos and women are dangerous enough without loading them up on the juice
    So true!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
    Tone all this time I suspected you of having a stuttering problem.
    ...as a result of "doping"...

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    I can't believe he cleared this with his private attorney. Maybe a letter to be opened upon his death. Doesn't this leave him open to legal action, civil or otherwise?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1niceride View Post
    I can't believe he cleared this with his private attorney. Maybe a letter to be opened upon his death. Doesn't this leave him open to legal action, civil or otherwise?
    Absolutey !!!
    Criminally = ?? , but within civil court, he's toast as soon as they start to file the cases for monetary compensation.

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    The case was initiated by former cyclist and Armstrong teammate Floyd Landis under the False Claims Act. At issue is whether Armstrong and others defrauded the U.S. Postal Service of around $30 million when it sponsored his team.


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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    My bet he was paid a sizable appearance fee for that one.
    but of course. he has bills to pay...
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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    but of course. he has bills to pay...
    Wonder if she is covering his legal expenses for his confession. Why else admit to anything in his situation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1niceride View Post
    Wonder if she is covering his legal expenses for his confession. Why else admit to anything in his situation.
    get the lifetime ban lifted. Ironmans, running races.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1niceride View Post
    Why else admit to anything in his situation.
    'cause his ego can't handle fading quietly away to irrelevance? Nothing that a care bear or two couldn't fix up though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
    Tone all this time I suspected you of having a stuttering problem.
    Padding his post-count for rep-points methinks -
    (psst hey Tone's - cool it man!! - stuff like that might put you in TO! )
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    get the lifetime ban lifted. Ironmans, running races.
    How's he gonna do that from behind bars

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    He should take what money he can and take 20 years to fun himself to death.
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    Anybody knows the channel for this episode (direct tv)

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    Quote Originally Posted by WarBoom View Post
    I say even the playing field, let them all dope in all sports
    I thought the playing field was already even years and years ago?
    When did the other athletes clean up?

    To be sure... Pro Cycling seems to have been a level playing field for a long time!

    Lance took some serious jabs at folks when they commented publicly about him doping... think he's gonna go around and tell them he's sorry now?

    Think they'll forgive him and be all buddy buddy again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wsmac View Post
    I thought the playing field was already even years and years ago?
    When did the other athletes clean up?

    To be sure... Pro Cycling seems to have been a level playing field for a long time!

    Lance took some serious jabs at folks when they commented publicly about him doping... think he's gonna go around and tell them he's sorry now?

    Think they'll forgive him and be all buddy buddy again?
    It's hard to paddle a canoe backwards but he might pop a pill and try.
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    So I shoot off all full of bravado, hit this wee booter - grabbing some air, then I land - leading into a greasy rut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    Padding his post-count for rep-points methinks -
    (psst hey Tone's - cool it man!! - stuff like that might put you in TO! )
    LOL WTF how did i post the same thing 3 times?
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    dudette we've aready seen it.

    Yes he admits to doping, as well as being a dope, actually nope he said we were dopes for believing for so long.

    Yes he cried, apparently those crocodile tears are where he got the fluid from to submit for his urine samples, that all "passed". Drugs don't show up in body fluids other than blood and urine.

    Yes he feels bad, that his mates eventually turned on him.

    Yes he is confused because Nike dropped him. Apparently it's ok to cheat on your wife but not ok to cheat on the other things you ride

    Yes he's sorry, that he finally got caught.

    but at the end of the day he only did it because every body else was and he wanted to be the greatest american hero, apparently he didn't watch TV in the 80's because he was always out on his bike.

    Sorry if I spoilt the movie for anyone
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
    It's hard to paddle a canoe backwards but he might pop a pill and try.
    What he is on the pill ?????????????. Good thing pecause he is about to be gang raped.

    Could be the hardest ride he has ever had
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    He won't go to jail, but he will be chased for some of the dough back from various peeps. That has been going on for a bit now, not just because he is 'fessing up to Oprah. Not only did he cheat at his sport, but he cheated in court by taking libel damages from a newspaper that sought to throw light on his doping. In case you didn't know!
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    I'm just going to sit back and watch the chaos ensue.
    There is not much choice between rotten apples.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rod View Post
    i'm just going to sit back and watch the chaos ensue. :d
    ^ this
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    I think this is applicable here. stolen from FB, not mine.
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    ^ Saw it on FB and they owe me a keyboard.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Circlip View Post
    'cause his ego can't handle fading quietly away to irrelevance? Nothing that a care bear or two couldn't fix up though.
    Based on what I've read today .... He might be in the spotlight for a bit longer.
    Lance Armstrong finally to come clean?
    Lance Armstrong finally to come clean?

    Speculation that cycling might be dropped from the Olympics

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeabuser View Post

    Speculation that cycling might be dropped from the Olympics
    I had just read that. Right now it's not coming from the top of the IOC, only a Board Member, LA choosing to run UCI up a flagpole is what has Olympic Cycling on a slippery-slope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bt2S88 View Post
    The truth will eventually air on Oprah.

    'he didn't inhale.'

    Stay tuned!
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    Sorry if I spoilt the movie for anyone
    nah, seen it already...
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    Single Best Thing to Happen To Lance in a Long Time

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    Latest analysis from the CSI group, using bullet trajectory analysis software;
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    Quote Originally Posted by Circlip View Post
    Latest analysis from the CSI group, using bullet trajectory analysis software;
    He must be thinking I need some Blue pills.
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    Is that a bottle of lotion on the table there? Oprah is ready for the ol' rub and dance routine..

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    I can empathize. In highschool, my totally hot Canadian girlfriend died, like, a week before prom. I even bought her airline ticket and everything! Total bummer. But it's cool, 'cause I hooked up with her totally hot Canadian younger sister that Summer and we've been long-distance dating ever since. I'll show you her pic. Yeah, she's a model! No, I didn't cut that pic out of a catalog!

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    Quote Originally Posted by muzzanic View Post
    He must be thinking I need some Blue pills.
    he is probably thinking, "don't need the blue pills, I'll get my whole torso in between those ones"

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    Tonight is Lance and Oprah's "Special" night.

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    So I shoot off all full of bravado, hit this wee booter - grabbing some air, then I land - leading into a greasy rut.

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    I hope Oprah goes reverse cowgirl on his pathetic ars and makes a man out of him
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    What type of commercials do you think were sold for this slot?

    Beer, KFC, pickup trucks

    or

    tampons, yeast infection medication, as seen on tv crap?
    Craigslist & MTBR --free ads for all

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    Hmmm....isn't it the old lifetime network?

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/62bcz7NQj5M" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    and kleenex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    What type of commercials do you think were sold for this slot?

    Beer, KFC, pickup trucks

    or

    tampons, yeast infection medication, as seen on tv crap?
    low T, Jim bean Devils cut, preparation H, Viagra, and anything vegas
    I am slow therefore I am

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    my money is on detox products

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    sweet, so can we all quit arguing about this now? lol....sheesh...what a surprise!

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    Lance Armstrong Interview "tweet" thread

    Watching now. He manned up. Wonder what they will talk about for the next hour?

    Share your thoughts here. (no flaming please)

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    Was he officially retired or was he still active to some degree?

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    Lots of truth to Tyler's side..."didn't read Tyler's book"

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    mid 90's start of EPO, cortisone was the gateway drug

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    "scheduling" to avoid positives

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    "last time crossed the line...that line...was 2005" in 2009 no doping?

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    Interesting that he says no doping during the passport period of his career. Even though that data was suggestive of use. I wonder if they will come back to that.

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    Christian's comment that he would have been kicked off if he didn't dope..."Not true"

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    Oprah is doing better than I thought. She called him on statements that it was not an order to dope

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    Were you a bully? "Yeah, yeah"

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    doping was required to win just like air in the tires, water in the bottles

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    Interesting: quick overhead shot showed a room empty of people watching. Perhaps they are off camera, but it didn't looked like a team of lawyers hanging out giving directions

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    "not comfortable talking about other people".

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    "we are seeing more of the jerk...I'm deeply flawed"

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    ruthless desire to win at all costs..."is a flaw"

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    Was there happiness in winning..."more happiness with the process, the build"

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    Did it feel wrong? "No"
    Did you feel bad about it? "No"
    Did you feel you were cheating? "No, the scariest"

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    "looked up the definition of cheat"...didn't feel he met the definition :0

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    "I see the anger in the people...betrayal...these are people that believed me...they have every right to feel betrayed. It's my fault"

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    Never failed a test? "No, I didn't fail a test... Retroactively tested would have failed, hundreds and hundreds of test because there was nothing in the system"

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