View Poll Results: Will Lance and Oprah be an item.

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  • Yes they will go all the way.

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  • no I don't think Oprah will let him get past second base.

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  1. #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by WarBoom View Post
    I say even the playing field, let them all dope in all sports
    I thought the playing field was already even years and years ago?
    When did the other athletes clean up?

    To be sure... Pro Cycling seems to have been a level playing field for a long time!

    Lance took some serious jabs at folks when they commented publicly about him doping... think he's gonna go around and tell them he's sorry now?

    Think they'll forgive him and be all buddy buddy again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wsmac View Post
    I thought the playing field was already even years and years ago?
    When did the other athletes clean up?

    To be sure... Pro Cycling seems to have been a level playing field for a long time!

    Lance took some serious jabs at folks when they commented publicly about him doping... think he's gonna go around and tell them he's sorry now?

    Think they'll forgive him and be all buddy buddy again?
    It's hard to paddle a canoe backwards but he might pop a pill and try.
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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    Padding his post-count for rep-points methinks -
    (psst hey Tone's - cool it man!! - stuff like that might put you in TO! )
    LOL WTF how did i post the same thing 3 times?
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    dudette we've aready seen it.

    Yes he admits to doping, as well as being a dope, actually nope he said we were dopes for believing for so long.

    Yes he cried, apparently those crocodile tears are where he got the fluid from to submit for his urine samples, that all "passed". Drugs don't show up in body fluids other than blood and urine.

    Yes he feels bad, that his mates eventually turned on him.

    Yes he is confused because Nike dropped him. Apparently it's ok to cheat on your wife but not ok to cheat on the other things you ride

    Yes he's sorry, that he finally got caught.

    but at the end of the day he only did it because every body else was and he wanted to be the greatest american hero, apparently he didn't watch TV in the 80's because he was always out on his bike.

    Sorry if I spoilt the movie for anyone
    As long as he doesn't admit to being Tone's

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
    It's hard to paddle a canoe backwards but he might pop a pill and try.
    What he is on the pill ?????????????. Good thing pecause he is about to be gang raped.

    Could be the hardest ride he has ever had

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    He won't go to jail, but he will be chased for some of the dough back from various peeps. That has been going on for a bit now, not just because he is 'fessing up to Oprah. Not only did he cheat at his sport, but he cheated in court by taking libel damages from a newspaper that sought to throw light on his doping. In case you didn't know!
    It's all Here. Now.

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    I'm just going to sit back and watch the chaos ensue.
    There is not much choice between rotten apples.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rod View Post
    i'm just going to sit back and watch the chaos ensue. :d
    ^ this
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    I think this is applicable here. stolen from FB, not mine.
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    ^ Saw it on FB and they owe me a keyboard.....
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    LOL!!
    Grit, spit, and a whole lot of duct tape!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Circlip View Post
    'cause his ego can't handle fading quietly away to irrelevance? Nothing that a care bear or two couldn't fix up though.
    Based on what I've read today .... He might be in the spotlight for a bit longer.
    Lance Armstrong finally to come clean?
    Lance Armstrong finally to come clean?

    Speculation that cycling might be dropped from the Olympics

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeabuser View Post

    Speculation that cycling might be dropped from the Olympics
    I had just read that. Right now it's not coming from the top of the IOC, only a Board Member, LA choosing to run UCI up a flagpole is what has Olympic Cycling on a slippery-slope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bt2S88 View Post
    The truth will eventually air on Oprah.

    'he didn't inhale.'

    Stay tuned!
    One of my faves - RE: a friendship with President 'Dubya' Bush -- "He's a personal friend, but we've all got the right not to agree with our friends."

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    Ya just gotta love The Onion

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post

    Sorry if I spoilt the movie for anyone
    nah, seen it already...
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    Single Best Thing to Happen To Lance in a Long Time

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    Latest analysis from the CSI group, using bullet trajectory analysis software;
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails New Lance Armstrong interview / Oprah-laserlikefocus.jpg  


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    Quote Originally Posted by Circlip View Post
    Latest analysis from the CSI group, using bullet trajectory analysis software;
    He must be thinking I need some Blue pills.

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    Is that a bottle of lotion on the table there? Oprah is ready for the ol' rub and dance routine..

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    I can empathize. In highschool, my totally hot Canadian girlfriend died, like, a week before prom. I even bought her airline ticket and everything! Total bummer. But it's cool, 'cause I hooked up with her totally hot Canadian younger sister that Summer and we've been long-distance dating ever since. I'll show you her pic. Yeah, she's a model! No, I didn't cut that pic out of a catalog!

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    Quote Originally Posted by muzzanic View Post
    He must be thinking I need some Blue pills.
    he is probably thinking, "don't need the blue pills, I'll get my whole torso in between those ones"

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    Tonight is Lance and Oprah's "Special" night.

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    I hope Oprah goes reverse cowgirl on his pathetic ars and makes a man out of him
    I am slow therefore I am

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