View Poll Results: Will Lance and Oprah be an item.

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  • Yes they will go all the way.

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  • no I don't think Oprah will let him get past second base.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WarBoom View Post
    It would bring a whole new realm of advertisers and sponsors. There would be wwe sized football players sponsered by deca roids or something.
    But I agree it would destroy sports as we know it
    Not if we all just doped anyway. Then the odds would be equal. Everyone dopes, athletes and non-athletes. Women, children, pet dogs, goldfish, kangaroos, everyone and everything. That would mean no more attention to "doping"...
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    9 pm est on her network...OWN or something like that. I think she bought lifetime? It was nice of her to let us Westcoasters get home. Too bad Tone won't see it since he's in the future.
    dudette we've aready seen it.

    Yes he admits to doping, as well as being a dope, actually nope he said we were dopes for believing for so long.

    Yes he cried, apparently those crocodile tears are where he got the fluid from to submit for his urine samples, that all "passed". Drugs don't show up in body fluids other than blood and urine.

    Yes he feels bad, that his mates eventually turned on him.

    Yes he is confused because Nike dropped him. Apparently it's ok to cheat on your wife but not ok to cheat on the other things you ride

    Yes he's sorry, that he finally got caught.

    but at the end of the day he only did it because every body else was and he wanted to be the greatest american hero, apparently he didn't watch TV in the 80's because he was always out on his bike.

    Sorry if I spoilt the movie for anyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
    Hey sorry for posting up old news. Tonight was the first I have heard of it. And like a good neighbor I felt the need to let all of the ones who haven'heard,a chance to watch it. A decade old lie finally coming to the surface, I thought might be of interest to some.
    It's OK DIRTJUNKIE. This just another one of those things that should be forgotten. Kinda like the recent kaos we've had here in OC. People, let go and move on, already.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Not if we all just doped anyway. Then the odds would be equal. Everyone dopes, athletes and non-athletes. Women, children, pet dogs, goldfish, kangaroos, everyone and everything. That would mean no more attention to "doping"...
    Hawgs give us a break mate, or 'roos and women are dangerous enough without loading them up on the juice

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
    Hey sorry for posting up old news. Tonight was the first I have heard of it. And like a good neighbor I felt the need to let all of the ones who haven'heard,a chance to watch it. A decade old lie finally coming to the surface, I thought might be of interest to some.
    All I know is regardless of whether lance doped or not (and the jury is still out), he is a philanthropist, humanitarian and gave millions of dollars to cancer research and saved the rai forests. And dated Mathew Mconohay.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    It's OK DIRTJUNKIE. This just another one of those things that should be forgotten. Kinda like the recent kaos we've had here in OC. People, let go and move on, already.
    Pssst..... (Whispering) I think he's posting in jest.


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    I actually suspect is not only a doper but a serial killer too.
    Could be worse than Ted Bundy or Robbie Picton i dont know.
    But i think he could be the first serial killer to use EPO.
    You heard it here first.....
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    I actually suspect he is not only a doper but a serial killer too.
    Could be worse than Ted Bundy or Robbie Pickton i dont know.
    But i think he could be the first serial killer to use EPO.
    You heard it here first.....
    Actually, I think I heard it third in this post. Some other guy two posts up already mentioned this.


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    Tone's, once is enough. Three times for emphasis is just going overboard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    I actually suspect he is not only a doper but a serial killer too.
    Could be worse than Ted Bundy or Robbie Pickton i dont know.
    But i think he could be the first serial killer to use EPO.
    You heard it here first.....
    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    I actually suspect he is not only a doper but a serial killer too.
    Could be worse than Ted Bundy or Robbie Pickton i dont know.
    But i think he could be the first serial killer to use EPO.
    You heard it here first.....
    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    I actually suspect he is not only a doper but a serial killer too.
    Could be worse than Ted Bundy or Robbie Pickton i dont know.
    But i think he could be the first serial killer to use EPO.
    You heard it here first.....
    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    I actually suspect he is not only a doper but a serial killer too.
    Could be worse than Ted Bundy or Robbie Pickton i dont know.
    But i think he could be the first serial killer to use EPO.
    You heard it here first.....
    Tone all this time I suspected you of having a stuttering problem.
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    kids its the time portal playing up again

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    kids its the time portal playing up again
    I bet it is the end-of-the-world Java bug. On Tones is in Lance's payroll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    kids its the time portal playing up again
    So you're saying Tone's is Mr. Smith?


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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    Hawgs give us a break mate, or 'roos and women are dangerous enough without loading them up on the juice
    So true!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
    Tone all this time I suspected you of having a stuttering problem.
    ...as a result of "doping"...
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    I can't believe he cleared this with his private attorney. Maybe a letter to be opened upon his death. Doesn't this leave him open to legal action, civil or otherwise?
    lean forward

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1niceride View Post
    I can't believe he cleared this with his private attorney. Maybe a letter to be opened upon his death. Doesn't this leave him open to legal action, civil or otherwise?
    Absolutey !!!
    Criminally = ?? , but within civil court, he's toast as soon as they start to file the cases for monetary compensation.

    The London Times is probably having a party, right now.
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    Official: Justice considers joining Armstrong lawsuit

    As Lance Armstrong admits to doping during his famed cycling career, Justice Department officials are recommending that the agency join a federal whistleblower lawsuit against Armstrong, a federal law enforcement official briefed on the matter but not authorized to speak told USA TODAY Sports.

    The case was initiated by former cyclist and Armstrong teammate Floyd Landis under the False Claims Act. At issue is whether Armstrong and others defrauded the U.S. Postal Service of around $30 million when it sponsored his team.


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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    My bet he was paid a sizable appearance fee for that one.
    but of course. he has bills to pay...
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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    but of course. he has bills to pay...
    Wonder if she is covering his legal expenses for his confession. Why else admit to anything in his situation.
    lean forward

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1niceride View Post
    Wonder if she is covering his legal expenses for his confession. Why else admit to anything in his situation.
    get the lifetime ban lifted. Ironmans, running races.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1niceride View Post
    Why else admit to anything in his situation.
    'cause his ego can't handle fading quietly away to irrelevance? Nothing that a care bear or two couldn't fix up though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
    Tone all this time I suspected you of having a stuttering problem.
    Padding his post-count for rep-points methinks -
    (psst hey Tone's - cool it man!! - stuff like that might put you in TO! )
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    get the lifetime ban lifted. Ironmans, running races.
    How's he gonna do that from behind bars

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    He should take what money he can and take 20 years to fun himself to death.
    lean forward

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    Anybody knows the channel for this episode (direct tv)

    Note: I found the channel, is 279
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