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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    There's some strange folk out there 'bouts. They have no sense of humor.
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    It works for me!! I say everyone should go with this approach.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    I love this idea! Let's erect some of these here in the states so that when you happen upon somebody that is doing society no good, you strap a bomb to them and place them in the booth!!! YESSSS!

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    It would be soo awesome if the Isralis actually implemented something like this.
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    That is awesome !

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    I would actually enjoy waiting in line for security if this was around.
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    can we buy tickets for the 10:40 showing?

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    Russia should implement these at the checkpoints during the Olympics..
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Sounds like a great idea and it should open up more employment positions in the hazardous waste cleanup field.
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    atomized terrorists

    I like it
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    Boom goes the terrorists.
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    Jeez. I like it, but I'm gonna have to be extra careful about any loose ordnance in my pockets next time I fly El Al! Oy Vey!

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    Clearly you folks haven't considered the mess this would make. I (for one) don't want to spend an extra hour waiting for the goo to get scooped out of the screening machine. A better device would eject the terrorist into a nearby field, exploding them before they land. No mess in the building and some farmer gets free fertilizer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Sounds like a great idea and it should open up more employment positions in the hazardous waste cleanup field.
    not if you make it self cleaning after every pop goes the terrorist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    not if you make it self cleaning after every pop goes the terrorist.
    Yes, like a self cleaning oven .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forster View Post
    Clearly you folks haven't considered the mess this would make. I (for one) don't want to spend an extra hour waiting for the goo to get scooped out of the screening machine. A better device would eject the terrorist into a nearby field, exploding them before they land. No mess in the building and some farmer gets free fertilizer.
    I considered that, and I figure they have an entire, rapid-cleaning staff of sub-minimum wage 'Pali's' to scurry in there and clean it up spotless in less than 15 minutes.
    Win/win. Them 'Chirrun's gotta be put to work in order to keep their minds from drifting to dreams of martyrdom...

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    All the chamber needs are a couple sprayers, a garbage disposal and some one to push through the big bits. Perhaps some febreeze and you can start feeding through some more passengers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dbhammercycle View Post
    All the chamber needs are a couple sprayers, a garbage disposal and some one to push through the big bits. Perhaps some febreeze and you can start feeding through some more passengers.
    But there's nothing that can replace that 'human touch' to get things spic 'n span again...

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    Or a rapid replacement process. Push the messy one out, a new one in and take the mess elsewhere to clean.

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    Gas on a Fire - doesn't matter should this money-pit be utilized as designed (?) now or in 25years - it's inviting those with radical mentality to act out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forster View Post
    Clearly you folks haven't considered the mess this would make. I (for one) don't want to spend an extra hour waiting for the goo to get scooped out of the screening machine. A better device would eject the terrorist into a nearby field, exploding them before they land. No mess in the building and some farmer gets free fertilizer.
    Did you not see my above post.
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    Sounds like a great idea and it should open up more employment positions in the hazardous waste cleanup field.
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