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    Name the song NOT to be played at your wedding...

    Three Days Grace

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    your cheatin heart - hank sr

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    All My Ex's Live In Texas


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    I Kissed a Girl (and I liked It) - Katy Perry
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    REO Speedwagon, "It's Time For Me To Fly"


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    Before He Cheats

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    I Used to Love Her (but I had to kill her) - G n R



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    Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now - The Smiths

    (this songs to be/not to be...is fun!)


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    Some Girls are Bigger Than Others
    Some Girls are Bigger Than Others
    Some Girls Mothers are Bigger Than Other Girls Mothers!


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    warp city - ministry

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    Godley and Creme - Cry


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    Godley and Creme - Under your Thumb

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    Jimi Hendrix: Hey Joe

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    We had a very informal wedding under tents in our backyard and then a small dinner and reception at a banquet hall. Had a barely-english-speaking DJ that was an acquaintance of my Mother-in-law, and we never cared to go over a play list. Didn't do the bouquet toss or dollar dance or traditional stuff at all, he was just there as background music mostly. We stood up and danced to the first slow song he played which happened to be...

    Willie and Julio's "To All the Girls I've Loved Before"

    Mother-in-law had a horrified look on her face which made it even better. Wife and I laughed the whole time. Still hilarious all these years later.
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    This is one hot rocker chick..

    Halestorm "Love Bites"

    Halestorm-Love Bites (So Do I) + Lyrics.

    Halestorm "I Miss The Misery"

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    PIL - This is not a love song

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    To Love is to Bury



    Everyone thinks it's a wedding song, but songwriter has confirmed that it's actually a murder-suicide song.

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    She Hates Me



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    D-i-v-o-r-c-e by Tammy Wynette
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    J. Geils Band - Love Stinks

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    OK, how come you guys can hot link videos but I can't? Yes I followed the instructions on Greggs page about BBL code. It's a conspiracy I tells ya, a conspiracy.

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    Play what you want. I won't be there.

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    Run For Your Life


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    It Just Might Be A One Shot Deal



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    Staind "OUTSIDE"

    Listen to these lyrics and tell me how big of a hit it would be at your wedding.


    Staind - Outside (Lyrics)



    "Outside"

    And you
    Can bring me to my knees
    Again
    All the times
    That I could beg you please
    In vain
    All the times
    That I felt insecure
    For you
    And I leave
    My burdens at the door

    But I'm on the outside
    I'm looking in
    I can see through you
    See your true colors
    'Cause inside you're ugly
    You're ugly like me
    I can see through you
    See to the real you

    All the times
    That I felt like this won't end
    It's for you
    And I taste
    What I could never have
    It was from you
    All the times
    That I've cried
    My intentions
    Full of pride
    But I waste
    More time than anyone

    But I'm on the outside
    And I'm looking in
    I can see through you
    See your true colors
    'Cause inside you're ugly
    You're ugly like me
    I can see through you
    See to the real you

    All the times
    That I've cried
    All this wasted
    It's all inside
    And I feel
    All this pain
    Stuffed it down
    It's back again
    And I lie
    Here in bed
    All alone
    I can't mend
    But I feel
    Tomorrow will be OK

    But I'm on the outside
    And I'm looking in
    I can see through you
    See your true colors
    'Cause inside you're ugly
    You're ugly like me
    I can see through you
    See to the real you
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    AC/DC ~ Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheep
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burt4x4 View Post
    AC/DC ~ Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheep
    LOL
    Nice! What's funny is most people don't realize what that song is about.
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    I guess if you're the groom, you probably hope your bride doesn't request this one.

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    Madonna. "Like a Virgin"

    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    LOL
    Nice! What's funny is most people don't realize what that song is about.
    yup "You got a lady and you want her gone, but you ain't got the guts! She keeps naggen at you night and day, enough to drive you nuts!"

    ^^memory, so it might be "off' a bit...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burt4x4 View Post
    yup "You got a lady and you want her gone, but you ain't got the guts! She keeps naggen at you night and day, enough to drive you nuts!"

    ^^memory, so it might be "off' a bit...

    If you're havin' trouble with your high school head
    He's givin' you the blues
    You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed
    Here's what you gotta do -
    Pick up the phone
    I'm always home
    Call me any time
    Just ring
    36 24 36 hey
    I lead a life of crime
    Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
    Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap
    You got problems in your life of love
    You got a broken heart
    (She's) He's double dealin' with your best friend
    That's when the teardrops start - fella
    Pick up the phone
    I'm here alone
    Or make a social call
    Come right in
    Forget about him
    We'll have ourselves a ball
    Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
    Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap
    If you got a lady and you want her gone
    But you ain't got the guts
    She keeps naggin' at you night and day
    Enough to drive you nuts -
    Pick up the phone
    Leave her alone
    It's time you made a stand
    For a fee
    I'm happy to be
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    Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
    Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap
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    Done Dirt Cheap
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    Nice!
    I'm singing in my cubical... hahaha

    I was lucky enough to see AC/DC live at the Cow Palace (San Francisco) for the "For Thoes About TO Rock" Tour! FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't recall what year that was.. late 80's I think?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burt4x4 View Post
    Nice!
    I'm singing in my cubical... hahaha

    I was lucky enough to see AC/DC live at the Cow Palace (San Francisco) for the "For Thoes About TO Rock" Tour! FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't recall what year that was.. late 80's I think?
    I saw them at a Red Rocks way back in 78' / my high school days. I was fortunate enough to see them just 2 years before Bon Scott the lead singer died. He passed out and choked on his own vomit.

    Bon Scott - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    AC DC and UFO opened up for Blue Oyster Cult at Red Rocks when I saw them.

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    Boy George-Do You Really Want to Hurt Me (worst song of all time)

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    Cool, my first memory of AC/DC is the Back N Black album was released, I was hooked eversense and been a huge fan over the years. Did you know Bon just got "new teeth" right before he died. I guess he had some knarly Austen Powers teeth LOL I think it was an Angus Young interview I learned/heard that..?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burt4x4 View Post
    I was lucky enough to see AC/DC live at the Cow Palace (San Francisco) for the "For Those About TO Rock" Tour!
    My son and I saw them in 2009, the Black Ice tour. Impressive set but one of the worst concert sounds I've heard. Massive compression, massive volume, pretty unpleasant. Still pretty pumped when 'Back In Black' kicked in though ;0)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Pig View Post
    My son and I saw them in 2009, the Black Ice tour. Impressive set but one of the worst concert sounds I've heard. Massive compression, massive volume, pretty unpleasant. Still pretty pumped when 'Back In Black' kicked in though ;0)
    Well this makes me feel old having seen them in 78', at this setting. It was a day time venue and Angus Young got on top of a bouncers shoulders and came up into the crowd, playing the guitar. He came within 20' of us. Amazing show!

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    Not to mention ladyboys and ping pong shows ... shhhh!
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    One - U2

    The band have been told by many fans that they played the song at their weddings, prompting Bono to respond, "Are you mad? It's about splitting up!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carton View Post
    That's quite a good song actually, one of U2s better efforts eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Pig View Post
    That's quite a good song actually, one of U2s better efforts eh?
    Yeah, it actually is a pretty good breakup song, IMHO:

    "Did I ask too much
    More than a lot
    You gave me nothing
    Now it's all I got
    We're one
    But we're not the same
    Well we
    Hurt each other
    Then we do it again
    You say
    Love is a temple
    Love a higher law
    Love is a temple
    Love the higher law
    You ask me to enter
    But then you make me crawl
    And I can't be holding on
    To what you got
    When all you got is hurt

    One love
    One blood
    One life
    You got to do what you should"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Well this makes me feel old having seen them in 78', at this setting. It was a day time venue and Angus Young got on top of a bouncers shoulders and came up into the crowd, playing the guitar. He came within 20' of us. Amazing show!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Not to mention ladyboys and ping pong shows ... shhhh!
    I had to go to the urban dictionary for that reference. Live and learn. Must be some well developed "muscles".

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    Stick around if you're housebroken...

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I guess if you're the groom, you probably hope your bride doesn't request this one.

    G*ddamn she is pure hotness.
    Stick around if you're housebroken...

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    wedding? MY wedding? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crankout View Post
    G*ddamn she is pure hotness.
    Preachin' to the choir.
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    Closer was played at my reception - I'm DOOMED!
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    We got married in a court house, it was apparently a life sentence (it's been 24 years), and I don't think there's any time off for good behavior. Had we been married in a church? This:
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