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    my name is john

    Hey cyclists,
    My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are thick legged, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day pedaling stupid @ss bikes. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any *****? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than skateboarding down a public staircase.
    Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “pedal my stupid bike around”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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    Goin' for the red or what?

    Sounds like you need to get laid LOL. (with a girl)....
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    C'mon, let it out, its okay, you can tell us, no shame. Did your priest touch you?

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    John

    You seem a bit angry???
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    A Tyler Hamilton fanboi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
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    John, your mom called, wants you to get off the internet, she's trying to call home.

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    Are you OK Eric?
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    Our trolls are getting weak. An influx of pinkbike refugees me thinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhaseSpace168 View Post
    Hey cyclists,
    My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are thick legged, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day pedaling stupid @ss bikes. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any *****? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than skateboarding down a public staircase.
    Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “pedal my stupid bike around”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
    John, meet Eric.

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    My name is Eric, and the Earth has orbited the Sun 26 times since I have been born. I live in N. Phoenix, 7th ave and greenway about a mile from Shaw Butte. I used to race ABA BMX when i was 13, but got too tall. I bought a mountain bike 2 years ago and i now have an addiction that occupies much of my thought. I work as a tech for a non-medical laboratory, before that I worked in the firearms industry, and before that i was an Army Infantryman(11B,04-08). By night I am a professional karaoke singer/ pool shark...jk. Other than MTBing i like to play the vidya games, educate myself about things that i find interesting(zoology, ecology engineering, materials production). Once something interests me i research it until i have at least a satisfactory understanding of it. Im not much for alcohol, but i like brown ales. Moose Drool is my current favorite. No kids, not married..........ladies

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    Fortunately my dad is nice enough to let me take his Fuel EX8 for a spin every now and then.

    Im a kinda shy quiet guy, I have not met any forum members. However, I want to ride some more gnarly trails and I ought to meet some riding partners. Im a tall guy who usually wear a gray and green fox jersey, with a desert camo camel back. Im down for all types of riding from XC to DH. I climb at pretty leisurely pace and try to descend as fast as the trail allows. I drive an isuzu rodeo that can fit 2 bikes in the back, if slightly stacked on top of each other. I have absolutely no opposition to the occasional flag, sedona, or sunrise trip.
    It's OK to be yourself in here. We're a friendly group...

    EDIT: I just looked at your profile and it shows the following...

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    Current Activity: Modifying Post my name is john
    What'cha changing???
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhaseSpace168 View Post
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    All attention is not good attention, fyi

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhaseSpace168 View Post
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    Yeah, its a slow day.

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    OP's favorite veggie...
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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak06 View Post
    OP's favorite veggie...
    This is me and my girl:


    None of you can get women like this or afford Grey Goose vodka, because you spend all your time and money on those dumb bikes

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    That's a good thing for me. I'm not a fan of walking, talking STDs. Fake tan, fake boobs, fake personality, but I guess I should quit busting on you and talk about the girl too.

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    meh... nevermind...
    Last edited by sodak; 12-11-2012 at 03:10 PM.
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    Nice try "John," but I've seen this before.

    A little more info on your "girlfriend" and "you." Sorry you died in 2007, Paulie...

    Some info about this photo:
    In mid-2007 an image of a typical Guido and his bleached and faux-tanned girlfriend and its accompanying text was spammed relentlessly on /b/ and after a period during which it was considered a forced meme, it took on a life of its own, with posters changing and mutating the contents to cover a wide variety of subjects, from anime to religion to chemistry.
    The young man pictured turned out to be Paulie Carbone, who died July 10th 2007 in a street racing accident in New Jersey. The image appears to have been appropriated by a troll who happened upon Carbone's memorial myspace page.
    A copy of the text that has been spammed numerous times since 2007:

    Hey F*****s,

    My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid a$$ pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any *****? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

    Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all ******* who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

    Pic Related: It's me and my b*tch
    You really do need to get some...

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    Dude, you have awesome eyebrows.

    Is that from training them, or were you just born with it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhaseSpace168 View Post
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    The thread "nevermind" got 23 replies. You're not doing that great.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wahday View Post
    Nice try "John," but I've seen this before.

    You mean this knob couldn't even think up his own troll post? That's freakin' hilarious!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhaseSpace168 View Post
    This is me and my girl:


    None of you can get women like this or afford Grey Goose vodka, because you spend all your time and money on those dumb bikes
    ^.. jersey shore redux .. what else ya got? the oc is a tough place to do stand-up..finish your set strong cuz beer:30 is about to start.
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    biking without a seat makes me grouchy too

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    Quote Originally Posted by wahday View Post
    Nice try "John," but I've seen this before.

    A little more info on your "girlfriend" and "you." Sorry you died in 2007, Paulie...

    Some info about this photo:
    Quote:
    In mid-2007 an image of a typical Guido and his bleached and faux-tanned girlfriend and its accompanying text was spammed relentlessly on /b/ and after a period during which it was considered a forced meme, it took on a life of its own, with posters changing and mutating the contents to cover a wide variety of subjects, from anime to religion to chemistry.
    The young man pictured turned out to be Paulie Carbone, who died July 10th 2007 in a street racing accident in New Jersey. The image appears to have been appropriated by a troll who happened upon Carbone's memorial myspace page.

    A copy of the text that has been spammed numerous times since 2007:

    Quote:
    Hey F*****s,

    My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid a$$ pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any *****? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

    Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all ******* who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.


    Pic Related: It's me and my b*tch
    You really do need to get some...
    /weak sauce thread. There are good troll threads and then there is this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wahday View Post
    nice try "john," but i've seen this before.

    A little more info on your "girlfriend" and "you." sorry you died in 2007, paulie...

    Some info about this photo:


    A copy of the text that has been spammed numerous times since 2007:



    You really do need to get some...

    lol.

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