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    My bike shorts.

    ...smell like a combination of cellar dirt, vinegar, and old hay.

    do i wash them? or keep wearing them because it's funny....or maybe sell them to a perv on ebay?
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    Just ping Tone's, no need for evilbay fees.

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    If you can actually see visible fumes coming off them, it may be best to just burn them. They could possibly eat through the packaging if you try to ship them to a perv.

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    I think wearing them with a tube top and washing some cars will fix the smells.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    I think wearing them with a tube top and washing some cars will fix the smells.
    That's how I solve the issue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    I think wearing them with a tube top and washing some cars will fix thsmells.
    Beginning to sound like a DirtyGirlonbike.


    Nicole, I'll volunteer the SUV and trailer for you to wash in the tube top and riding shorts... I promise to fill the bucket with good soap and only cold water. Don't wanna wash dark colors in hot water, do we?

    So who's old barn loft did you sneak in to with an old bottle of wine and some privacy with loverboy?

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    huh huh....huh huh...loverboy

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    ..or maybe sell them to a perv on ebay?

    winner winner chicken dinner! (do they have a hint of boiled chicken too?)


    BTW I messaged you my paypal ID so you can send me an invoice for them

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    Re: My bike shorts.

    Uggh... me likes naughty - not nasty!
    Tube Top Car Wash™ opening soon.

    (by phone)

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    Did you get a waft of the smells while riding or did you actually do a scratch and sniff after you took them off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    ...smell like a combination of cellar dirt, vinegar, and old hay.

    do i wash them? or keep wearing them because it's funny....or maybe sell them to a perv on ebay?
    You could bury bury them. But make sure it not in a pet cemetery. You don't want to wake in the middle of the night, look down and your wearing them. Freaky!
    Maybe use less shammy butter, dairy will go bad in all that heat. I like to use I Can't Belive It's Not Butter. Stay away from the blue chees dressing!
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    Put them up for bid on eBay and make sure it's an international auction, oh, and include the bike seat too if you can.

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    This talk about crotch butter and crotch cheese is making my hungry.

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    We can pass the shorts around instead of passing the bottle around at the next OC camping trip.

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    Talk about sloppy 2nds,3drs....ect
    I don't think I'm up with all my shots
    Once you go slack, you never go back!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Did you get a waft of the smells while riding or did you actually do a scratch and sniff after you took them off?
    actually, i was sitting on my couch, and accidentally sat ON the shorts that i careless discarded onto the couch. they were soaked from a recent sweaty ride, so i just grabbed them and took a loonnnnng sniff. it was one of those moments where i wasn't sure whether to be disgusted or sort of proud. i had showered right before, and the shorts were clean. i guess in 1.5 hours i managed to funk them up good. Its kind of like the "pinnies" in gym class, those gross synthetic vests that the gym teachers swear they wash, but the smell never gets out of that "fabric".
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    and i dont know what kind of fantasy ya'll live in, but i dont look good with a bare midriff. imagine a skinny Michelin man. i've got white rolls. top stays covered. no...no pics.
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    Good job!

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    huh huh....huh huh...loverboy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    We can pass the shorts around instead of passing the bottle around at the next OC camping trip.
    could play spin the bottle, winner gets in her shorts!



    sorry kind of getting creepy
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    hard for a thread like this not to take a creepy turn. i forgive you.

    i think i'm going to recycle them again today.
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    Keep wearing them. Eventually they'll get stiff and crusty like your gloves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post

    i think i'm going to recycle them again today.
    Do you wear them commando? A friend was asking.....

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    ^ well yeah, is there any other way?
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    I know what you are talking about Nicole. Some fabrics stink more than others after wearing.

    Pro tip 1: Toss 'dem ****s directly into the washer and close that lid.

    Pro tip 2: Wear them into the shower and soap them up. Then hang them outside

    Pro tip 3: Get more than one set of shorts, if you bike almost everyday and aren't dirt poor get some more stuff.
    F*ck Cancer

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    hard for a thread like this not to take a creepy turn. i forgive you.

    i think i'm going to recycle them again today.
    That's good wear em out!
    make sure not to over do it with at bottom butter!
    If you do make it out, make sure you are thinking about poor ol vice sitting on the couch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Pro tip 1: Toss 'dem ****s directly into the washer and close that lid.
    Well, if you're gonna **** in them, they're gonna get stinky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Well, if you're gonna **** in them, they're gonna get stinky.
    I thought this was a MTB forum, not a Tri forum. Those are some nasty people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    ^ well yeah, is there any other way?
    Sure, lots of chicks feel they need a 'buffer' or 'safety net' between their sweet spot and anything else. I never understood wearing a thong with their workout/yoga pant, but I spy whale tails all the time at the gym? Maybe they like the way it feels?

    I think I'm sharing too much

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    My bike shorts.

    Quote Originally Posted by TAOS1 View Post
    Sure, lots of chicks feel they need a 'buffer' or 'safety net' between their sweet spot and anything else. I never understood wearing a thong with their workout/yoga pant, but I spy whale tails all the time at the gym? Maybe they like the way it feels?

    I think I'm sharing too much
    I think it reduces the moose knuckle possibilities


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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    I think it reduces the moose knuckle possibilities
    Moose knuckle?! I thought that only for dudes?

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    it may lead to symptoms of not-so-fresh-feeling, right?

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    i'd never wear undies. that's just a layer of cotton to get really wet and bunch up. wet cotton is a nono!
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    not to mention the chaffing.

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    Nothing wrong with a little wet cotton Nic.
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    ^ my crotch says otherwise.
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    Forgive me, but ... Are you married

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    and i dont know what kind of fantasy ya'll live in, but i dont look good with a bare midriff. imagine a skinny Michelin man. i've got white rolls. top stays covered. no...no pics.
    The rolls disappear when you're on your back.

    BTW, I've got to ask you, which of the three smells you mentioned do you figure actually came from you?

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    all of them. at least i hope. i dont know who else was wearin my 'draws

    no abuser, not married. but I deal with real men who can ignore the bike funk
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    Quote Originally Posted by TAOS1 View Post
    Do you wear them commando? A friend was asking.....
    Hey, no need to call us dirty ole men out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    all of them. at least i hope. i dont know who else was wearin my 'draws

    no abuser, not married. but I deal with real men who can ignore the bike funk
    Real men? As in plural? Noice!



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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    real men who can ignore the bike funk
    So you're sayin' that you're a musky chick and that you need a guy who can deal with it or GTFO?

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    well, only after bike rides. i wouldnt just strut around all smelly for no good reason
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    well, only after bike rides. i wouldnt just strut around all smelly for no good reason
    IN a pinch.


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    NIC, IM IN HERE, ive got a few ideas for them, i hope you havnt washed them yet, im not suggesting anything pervy, but id like you to send me the shorts, i think you owe it to me?
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    they are not washed. i was sitting on the couch last night, with my fragrant shorts next to me, and i could still smell them from a few feet away. Now that they are dry, they sort of smell like pee. i know that gets you goin
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    Oh dear! This may be getting a bit too graphic for some viewers... What level can Tone's take it to now I wonder?

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    My bike shorts.

    Tones has arrived. Time to get some popcorn and really enjoy the rest of this thread.


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    I'm learning to love OC....

    *runs to get popcorn as well*

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    they are not washed. i was sitting on the couch last night, with my fragrant shorts next to me, and i could still smell them from a few feet away. Now that they are dry, they sort of smell like pee. i know that gets you goin
    ya know I'm still ok with that considering the neighborhood of where those shorts go. Maybe you pushed it a little to hard on a climb, it's happened to every one.

    But once those thing start smelling like the dumpster behind the local fish fry shack, might be time to give those puppies a wash. Maybe?
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    ...and once you see those thing start moving around the house, you better call a priest a rabbi or maybe the ghost buster. The Zombie Apocalypse is going to start in Nic shorts :0
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