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    My bike shorts.

    ...smell like a combination of cellar dirt, vinegar, and old hay.

    do i wash them? or keep wearing them because it's funny....or maybe sell them to a perv on ebay?
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    Just ping Tone's, no need for evilbay fees.

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    If you can actually see visible fumes coming off them, it may be best to just burn them. They could possibly eat through the packaging if you try to ship them to a perv.

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    I think wearing them with a tube top and washing some cars will fix the smells.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    I think wearing them with a tube top and washing some cars will fix the smells.
    That's how I solve the issue.
    You're so cute internet tough guy. Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    I think wearing them with a tube top and washing some cars will fix thsmells.
    Beginning to sound like a DirtyGirlonbike.


    Nicole, I'll volunteer the SUV and trailer for you to wash in the tube top and riding shorts... I promise to fill the bucket with good soap and only cold water. Don't wanna wash dark colors in hot water, do we?

    So who's old barn loft did you sneak in to with an old bottle of wine and some privacy with loverboy?
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    huh huh....huh huh...loverboy

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    ..or maybe sell them to a perv on ebay?

    winner winner chicken dinner! (do they have a hint of boiled chicken too?)


    BTW I messaged you my paypal ID so you can send me an invoice for them

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    Re: My bike shorts.

    Uggh... me likes naughty - not nasty!
    Tube Top Car Wash™ opening soon.

    (by phone)
    The best is the one you want to ride most often..

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    Did you get a waft of the smells while riding or did you actually do a scratch and sniff after you took them off?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    ...smell like a combination of cellar dirt, vinegar, and old hay.

    do i wash them? or keep wearing them because it's funny....or maybe sell them to a perv on ebay?
    You could bury bury them. But make sure it not in a pet cemetery. You don't want to wake in the middle of the night, look down and your wearing them. Freaky!
    Maybe use less shammy butter, dairy will go bad in all that heat. I like to use I Can't Belive It's Not Butter. Stay away from the blue chees dressing!
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    Put them up for bid on eBay and make sure it's an international auction, oh, and include the bike seat too if you can.

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    This talk about crotch butter and crotch cheese is making my hungry.
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    We can pass the shorts around instead of passing the bottle around at the next OC camping trip.

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    Talk about sloppy 2nds,3drs....ect
    I don't think I'm up with all my shots
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Did you get a waft of the smells while riding or did you actually do a scratch and sniff after you took them off?
    actually, i was sitting on my couch, and accidentally sat ON the shorts that i careless discarded onto the couch. they were soaked from a recent sweaty ride, so i just grabbed them and took a loonnnnng sniff. it was one of those moments where i wasn't sure whether to be disgusted or sort of proud. i had showered right before, and the shorts were clean. i guess in 1.5 hours i managed to funk them up good. Its kind of like the "pinnies" in gym class, those gross synthetic vests that the gym teachers swear they wash, but the smell never gets out of that "fabric".
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    and i dont know what kind of fantasy ya'll live in, but i dont look good with a bare midriff. imagine a skinny Michelin man. i've got white rolls. top stays covered. no...no pics.
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    Good job!

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    lol, is that what the kids are listening to these days?
    just kidding, its on my ipodhttp://ficdn.mtbr.com/images/icons/icon14.png
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    We can pass the shorts around instead of passing the bottle around at the next OC camping trip.
    could play spin the bottle, winner gets in her shorts!



    sorry kind of getting creepy
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    hard for a thread like this not to take a creepy turn. i forgive you.

    i think i'm going to recycle them again today.
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    Keep wearing them. Eventually they'll get stiff and crusty like your gloves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post

    i think i'm going to recycle them again today.
    Do you wear them commando? A friend was asking.....

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    ^ well yeah, is there any other way?
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    I know what you are talking about Nicole. Some fabrics stink more than others after wearing.

    Pro tip 1: Toss 'dem shits directly into the washer and close that lid.

    Pro tip 2: Wear them into the shower and soap them up. Then hang them outside

    Pro tip 3: Get more than one set of shorts, if you bike almost everyday and aren't dirt poor get some more stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    hard for a thread like this not to take a creepy turn. i forgive you.

    i think i'm going to recycle them again today.
    That's good wear em out!
    make sure not to over do it with at bottom butter!
    If you do make it out, make sure you are thinking about poor ol vice sitting on the couch.
    Once you go slack, you never go back!

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