I think wearing them with a tube top and washing some cars will fix thsmells.
Beginning to sound like a DirtyGirlonbike.
Nicole, I'll volunteer the SUV and trailer for you to wash in the tube top and riding shorts... I promise to fill the bucket with good soap and only cold water. Don't wanna wash dark colors in hot water, do we?
So who's old barn loft did you sneak in to with an old bottle of wine and some privacy with loverboy?
"i'll brazilian when YOU do boy, right around the ol' rusty star. Actually, whole fruit bowl. Get on it!" NicoleB
...smell like a combination of cellar dirt, vinegar, and old hay.
do i wash them? or keep wearing them because it's funny....or maybe sell them to a perv on ebay?
You could bury bury them. But make sure it not in a pet cemetery. You don't want to wake in the middle of the night, look down and your wearing them. Freaky!
Maybe use less shammy butter, dairy will go bad in all that heat. I like to use I Can't Belive It's Not Butter. Stay away from the blue chees dressing!
Did you get a waft of the smells while riding or did you actually do a scratch and sniff after you took them off?
actually, i was sitting on my couch, and accidentally sat ON the shorts that i careless discarded onto the couch. they were soaked from a recent sweaty ride, so i just grabbed them and took a loonnnnng sniff. it was one of those moments where i wasn't sure whether to be disgusted or sort of proud. i had showered right before, and the shorts were clean. i guess in 1.5 hours i managed to funk them up good. Its kind of like the "pinnies" in gym class, those gross synthetic vests that the gym teachers swear they wash, but the smell never gets out of that "fabric".