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    More than just a sandwich

    Add this to the many reasons why I avoid fast food places:

    The Daily Dot - Subway employees fired for vulgar sandwich artistry

    but give this guy points for creativity:

    The Daily Dot - KFC employee fired for making out with boob-shaped mashed potatoes

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    Gross. Why does it seem like all of these kinds of stories happen in Ohio? If I am ever stuck there, I'm just going on a doritos only diet until I get out.

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    Dublin OH, probably bored-ass rich kids whose mommy and daddy make them work thinking it will build character.
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    There is a Subway inside the Wally where I work; the manager or one other employee make my food. I know the crew at the local Wendy's, as well. For at-work lunches, it's either those or something from the grocery section (brown-bagging is not an option).
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    I'll take the BLT on the penis loaf please... Thanks..
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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    I'll take the BLT on the penis loaf please... Thanks..
    hey, that doesn't look like mayo!

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    lmao I see no problem with the penis loaf...now the loaf with the penis on it, yes that would cause some issues

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    I'm ONLY eating prepared foods at home from this moment on...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigpedaler View Post
    There is a Subway inside the Wally where I work; the manager or one other employee make my food. I know the crew at the local Wendy's, as well. For at-work lunches, it's either those or something from the grocery section (brown-bagging is not an option).
    Why no brown bagging. You save a ton of money for beer.
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    fast food is gross.

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    see me rollin, they hatin
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    i'm pretty selective about the penises i eat. i dont really want it from a stranger. then again, ignorance is bliss. i guess if i never know where my bread has been.....
    fap

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    and here I thought fast food wasn't fresh.
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    Remember being 18? Yea.... I do.

    I make sure to be as polite and patient as possible when ordering food anywhere and i never EVER order food from a restaurant scheduled to close in under an hour. Course, that just covers intentional tampering. Random cawk swabbing is something i will delete from my memory as soon as i leave this thread.

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    ^^Lol, I'm the same way when ordering-polite and reasonable. I don't want to give a minimum wage worker any reason to spit or throw a booger on my food.

    Geez those subway and KFC guys are giving me another reason to feel unsure about eating at a restaurant. I don't watch those restaurant make over shows for this reason. Now for a memory purge.

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    I always address the waitress as "Flo". Is that asking for trouble?

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    Well kiss my grits. "Honey" wouldn't be good either.

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    is this why Jared got so skinny? puking up the subs he just ate?
    fap

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    IIRC from the Subway commercials Jared only liked the six inch ones, he couldn't handle the foot longs.

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    Subway is easy to avoid. I'm vegetarian and I'd sooner eat a burger from Five Guys than a Subway sandwich.
    The cake is a lie.

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    What do you expect from the "Bible Belt's Finest?"
    "The ONLY person who needs to race.....is the entrant"

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    I graduated HS from Dublin, OH. And I think cock and balls bread is funny. Whoops!

    Not really the bible belt though

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    Keep trying to do the awesomest thing you've ever done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bamwa View Post
    I graduated HS from Dublin, OH. And I think cock and balls bread is funny. Whoops!

    Not really the bible belt though

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    True, but Ohio has MORE than their fair share of churches though!
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    More than just a sandwich

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    hey, that doesn't look like mayo!
    Don't ask for cheese on you sandwich either.
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Gross. Why does it seem like all of these kinds of stories happen in Ohio? If I am ever stuck there, I'm just going on a doritos only diet until I get out.
    Darn right. There must be something very odd going on in Ohio.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zachariah View Post
    True, but Ohio has MORE than their fair share of churches though!
    Please enlighten me on what exactly is a states "fair share" of churches? And is the level of "fair" decided by you? If not, whom?
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    At a leading pizza chain in Atlanta we used to make all sorts of delightful creatures out of the dough and bake them up. The occasional sausage and meatballs would be made and left on the break desk for the next smoker to see when they took a break. Also occasionally flowers and animals for customers we liked.

    These guys just needed to get more creative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTscoob View Post
    At a leading pizza chain in Atlanta we used to make all sorts of delightful creatures out of the dough and bake them up. The occasional sausage and meatballs would be made and left on the break desk for the next smoker to see when they took a break. Also occasionally flowers and animals for customers we liked.

    These guys just needed to get more creative.
    The Ohio dudes were also giving something extra by laying their junk on the unbaked bread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    Please enlighten me on what exactly is a states "fair share" of churches? And is the level of "fair" decided by you? If not, whom?
    NOT decided by me. I see them everywhere. Just an observation...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I always address the waitress as "Flo". Is that asking for trouble?
    Once every 28 days or so.

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    More than just a sandwich

    Hold the mayo please
    I'm sick of all the Irish stereotypes, as soon as I finish this beer I"m punching someone

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    Quote Originally Posted by sfgiantsfan View Post
    Hold the mayo please
    Or, just squirt it right here....
    "The ONLY person who needs to race.....is the entrant"

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    More than just a sandwich

    Copy and paste of a text I sent to a co-worker, just as he sat down to eat his Subway at lunch time.

    Enjoying your Subway? I hope you didn't order cheese. And that's not mayo on there.
    http://www.dailydot.com/lol/subway-e...ses-instagram/


    He got four bites into his sandwich before getting my text. He stopped to read it, put down his sandwich and ran to the bathroom to puke up those four bites. He threw away the rest o the sandwich.

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    gawd, that's too good!

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