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    Morbid Fear

    There are two things that most people would consider that I have phobias of. I spent the last 4 days at a camp on the ocean. I was so beautiful, and I have such a good time playing in the waves, fishing, or kayaking. BUT, the whole time I am thinking about SHARKS! Even when I'm in fresh water I think about SHARKS! Some times I have a hard time going in the water.

    The other thing that freaks me out, (Don't make fun) is babies.
    I don't like the noses they, I don't like looking at them, I freak if some one tries to make me hold one. I don't like being in the same room as one. The worst is being in an elevator when someone brings a baby on, and than starts talking about it. "oh I think he likes you" hell no he doesn't!

    I know I'm a freak, and there is no point trying to make sense of what is in my head, they have tried
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    DON"T read the Sharknado thread!!!

    As for babies, they bring to mind my worst fear: Babies On A Plane!!!!
    It's all Here. Now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    DON"T read the Sharknado thread!!!

    As for babies, they bring to mind my worst fear: Babies On A Plane!!!!
    I seen the thread, no way will i open it. I close my eyes when sharks come on the tv

    I had to sit next to a mother and baby from cali to boston. I freaked, my buddy maid $50 for switching with me, he should held out for more. i drank allot!!!!
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    Oh no, not babies on a plane. SF to Chicago, midnight departure, baby cried the entire flight. It stopped crying and went to sleep just before we got to chico. Then we hit turbulance.

    Good luck with your phobias.
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    The next SyFy movie of the week: Babynado!
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    Quote Originally Posted by vice grips View Post
    The other thing that freaks me out, (Don't make fun) is babies. I don't like the noses they, I don't like looking at them,
    You don't like their noses??? Babies just make me nervous, you never know what's going to set them off on a crying fit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    You have to show them who's boss.....



    Nice pic, looks like a fat female Bull, also looks very dark like its spent a bit of time up river great pic.
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    Vice grips, we basically fear what we dont know much about, i understand your fears, but if youd spent years diving with them and fishing with them, you lose your fear and start to understand them and respect them.

    However your Dingo biscuit fear is totally rational, i fear them more than a syd harbour bull for sure..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Vice grips, we basically fear what we dont know much about, i understand your fears, but if youd spent years diving with them and fishing with them, you lose your fear and start to understand them and respect them.
    You talking about babies or sharks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    You talking about babies or sharks?
    LOL Sharks there, although i know a fresh born lil dingo biscuit that cries all night upstairs that would make great live bait for a big bull, few zip ties and 2 nice big suicide hooks, no shark could resist that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    You don't like their noses??? Babies just make me nervous, you never know what's going to set them off on a crying fit.
    haha,
    the noises they make not just crying
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    LOL Sharks there, although i know a fresh born lil dingo biscuit that cries all night upstairs that would make great live bait for a big bull, few zip ties and 2 nice big suicide hooks, no shark could resist that.
    lol! We need to hang out!
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    Morbid Fear

    Some people are afraid of heights.
    Not me. I'm afraid of widths.
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    When RandomGuyOnABike goes swimming, the sharks eat themselves...

    When RandomGuyOnABike gets on a plane, babies throw themselves out the doors...
    It's all Here. Now.

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    I'm afraid of hairy toe-knuckles on women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirt farmer View Post
    I'm afraid of hairy toe-knuckles on women.
    Im with you there, what about women with hairy legs and hair on the pubic area, its like some havnt moved past the cave woman days. ITS AN OUTRAGE.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Im with you there, what about women with hairy legs and hair on the pubic area, its like some havnt moved past the cave woman days. ITS AN OUTRAGE.....
    I have to say hairy legs and pits kind of don't bug me, if a hot girl has the balls to pull it off great. But not a fan of a bushy hatchet wound and hairy nips are gross!
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    Quote Originally Posted by vice grips View Post
    I have to say hairy legs and pits kind of don't bug me, if a hot girl has the balls to pull it off great. But not a fan of a bushy hatchet wound and hairy nips are gross!
    I'll tell you what to do, shave one of your legs and get into bed.
    Now rub that leg on your other unshaven hairy leg, and get back to me and tell me about how it felt?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    Some people are afraid of heights.
    Not me. I'm afraid of widths.
    I'm afraid of depth

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    Quote Originally Posted by the-one1 View Post
    I'm afraid of depth
    I'm afraid of the fourth dimension.

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