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    monty python scenes

    Don't know if this has been done before couldn't find it on search. But what is your fav monty python skit?

    here is mine



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    Wow, used to watch this show as a kid but haven't seen it in many years.

    I remember the dead parrot skit, and the silly olympics, the cheese shop and of course SPAM!

    I had to look this up but it was also a fav. Office of Arguments:


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    It's hard to pick one when they are all hilarious.
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    you posted this thread because of my share about this, didn't you?

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    I;m a big fan (have been since I was a kid) and there are countless skits

    The Homicidal barber is a fav mainly because of the Lumberjack Song


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    Two of my favorites




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    The closing credits for this movie are at least as funny as the movie.

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    Btw. I hope that our GR friends will not be offended by the 1st video.

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    Brought up on Python in the UK, and have pretty much all of them on some medium or other! Favorite movie is the Holy Grail, and the Taunting by the French Knights is one of my favorites. Of course, speaking from a purely prurient interest, the Castle Anthrax is a place I could revisit many times...
    Then again, the Biggus Dickus part of Life of Brian posted above is also a classic...
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    Everything from them was pure comedy genius. If you’re offended by The Life of Brian, or The Meaning of Life, then it worked. Brilliant stuff!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    Brought up on Python in the UK...
    Any chance that you're a fan of The Young Ones? That was pure comedic genius as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NateHawk View Post
    you posted this thread because of my share about this, didn't you?

    hehe

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    yes it did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steiny View Post
    Any chance that you're a fan of The Young Ones? That was pure comedic genius as well.
    Young Ones was a lot later on, but yes, I loved them too... great characters, very very funny! I have all of those on VHS somewhere...
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    Sir Galahad, making his way through deep forest in the middle of a
    terrible thunderstorm, comes upon a dark, tall castle. At the top of the
    tower glows a stunning image of the Holy Grail. A wolf howls. He
    struggles to the door of the castle, upon which, while standing in the
    pouring rain, he bangs with his armored glove.

    Galahad: Open the door! Open the door! In the
    name of King Arthur, open the door!

    The door creaks open, and Galahad falls onto the stone floor of the
    castle. Looking up, he sees the faces of three young women dressed all
    in white.

    Women: Hello! Hello! Hello!

    Zoot: Welcome, gentle Sir Knight, to the Castle Anthrax!

    Galahad: (confused) The Castle Anthrax??

    Zoot: Yes... (disappointed) It's not a very good name, is it?
    (brightening) Oh, But *we* are nice! And we will attend to your
    every, *every* need!

    Galahad: You are the keepers of the Holy Grail?

    Zoot: The what?

    Galahad: The Grail... it is here...

    Zoot: Oh, but you are tired, and you must rest a while! Midget!
    Creeper!

    Other women: Yes, Sir Zoot!

    Zoot: Prepare a *bed* for our guest.

    Others: Yes, Sir Zoot. Thank you, Sir Zoot! Thank you, Sir Zoot!
    Thank you

    Zoot: Away, Away, vile etessence! (to Galahad) The beds here are
    warm and soft... And very, *very* big.

    Galahad: (protesting) Well, look, I..I, uh--

    Zoot: What is your name, handsome knight?

    Galahad: Sir Galahad.... the Chaste.

    Zoot: Mine is Zoot... just, Zoot. Oh, but come! (starts to lead him
    upstairs)

    Galahad: No, *please*! In god's name, show me the Grail!!

    Zoot: Oh, you have suffered much! You are delirious!

    Galahad: (urgently) No, look, I have seen it! It is here, it--

    Zoot: Sir Galahad! You would not be so un-gallant as to refuse our
    hospitality!

    Galahad: (pause) Well, I--I, uh.... (looks at feet, fingers edge of
    shield)

    Zoot: (leading him upstairs) Oh... I'm afraid our life must seem very
    dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but 8 score young
    blondes and brunettes... all between 16 and 19-and-a-half...
    cut off in this castle with no one to protect us! Oh... it is a
    lonely life. Bathing... dressing... undressing... knitting
    exciting underwear.... We are just not used to handsome knights!
    (she leads him to a bed and sits him down; he tries to get up.)
    Nay, nay, come, come! You may lie here. (pushes him down on the
    bed) (seeing blood on his armour) Oh!! But you are wounded!

    Galahad: No, no.. i-it's nothing!

    Zoot: Oh, you must see the doctors immediately! (he starts to get up
    and leave) (pushing him back down) No, no, please! Lie down.
    She claps her hands twice; two young girls arrive.

    Piglet: Well... what seems to be the trouble?

    Galahad: (incredulous) They're DOCTORS?

    Zoot: Uh... they have a basic medical training, yes....Galahad once
    again tries to get up and leave. Zoot, quite adept at it by this
    time, pushes him back down on the bed. Oh, come, come... you
    must try to rest. Doctor Piglet, Doctor Winston; practice your
    art. (leaves) The two girls sit on the bed and relieve Galahad
    of his shield, which he's been holding in front of him during the
    whole scene.

    Winston: *Try* to relax...

    Galahad: Are you sure that's absolutely necessary?

    Piglet: We *must* examine you.... (lifts up a flap of his kilt)

    Galahad: There's nothing wrong with *that*!

    Winston: Please.... we *are* doctors. (They begin to proceed with the
    examination when a metallic "bong" is heard from Galahad's nether
    region. He grabs his shield and jumps out of bed.)

    Galahad: Ach! That cannot be! I am sworn to Chastity!

    Winston: Back to your bed at once!

    Galahad: Torment me no longer! I have seen the Grail!

    Piglet: There's no grail here...

    Galahad: I have seen it, I have seen it! (he runs through the curtain
    into another room.) I have--(suddenly he looks around, and
    realizes that this room is filled with young women, all in their
    nightclothes. Some are brushing their hair, some are eating
    various sorts of suggestive fruits... As he passes through them,
    each one whispers "Hello!". He runs out of the chamber, into a
    staircase, where he almost runs into...) Zoot!!

    Zoot: No, I am Zoot's identical twin sister, Dingo.

    Galahad: Oh. Well, excuse me, I-- (starting to go by her down the stairs)

    Dingo: (standing in his way) Where are you going?

    Galahad: I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here, in this castle!

    Dingo: (sudden realization) No... oh, no!! Bad, *bad* Zoot!

    Galahad: What is it?

    Dingo: Oh, wicked, bad, *naughty* Zoot! She has been setting a light to
    our beacon, which, I've just remembered, is grail-shaped. It's
    not the first time we've had this problem...

    Galahad: (incredibly disappointed) It's not the real Grail????!

    Dingo: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, *evil* Zoot! (leading him back into
    the room with all the women in it) She is a *naughty* person...
    and she must pay the penalty! And here in Castle Anthrax, we
    have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped
    beacon: You must tie her down on a bed, and *spank* her.

    Others: A spanking, a spanking!!!

    Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may
    deal with her as you like. And then...... spank me!

    Others: And spank me! And me! And me! And me!

    Dingo: Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!!

    Others: A spanking, a spanking, there's going to be a spanking tonight!!!!!

    Dingo: ...and after the spanking.... the Oral Sex!!

    Others: (amid squeals of delight) The oral sex, the oral sex!!!

    Galahad: Well, I could stay a *bit* longer...
    It's all Here. Now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StiHacka View Post


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    Btw. I hope that our GR friends will not be offended by the 1st video.
    You beat me to the Twit of the year!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huck Pitueee View Post
    You beat me to the Twit of the year!
    Apologies!

    Here's another gem (un-deux-trois!)



    And the good old high art of trolling

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    Favorite scenes are from "Life of Brian" where Jesus is giving the Beatitudes and the guys in the back who can't hear, question the idea of "Blessed are the Cheesemakers". At the stoning the guys are dressed up as women who are dressed up as men to be there. One of the best Monty Phython movies.

    From one of the regular episodes is a sketch where they are taught how to defend yourself with someone attacking you with fresh fruit..something like that anyway.

    Everything from Monty Python is classic in some form or another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bethany1 View Post
    From one of the regular episodes is a sketch where they are taught how to defend yourself with someone attacking you with fresh fruit..something like that anyway.
    Self-Defense Against Fruit. An excellent choice. In my top 5 for sure.


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    E`s just sleeping...`Giant dead parrot unveiled in London to pay tribute to Monty Python

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    A 50 foot fibreglass bird was hung upside down by a crane this morning at London's Potters Fields to mark the forthcoming TV screening of Monty Python's live show.

    The world famous dead parrot sketch, in which John Cleese attempts to return a deceased 'Norwegian Blue' parrot to a pet shop, features in the current Monty Python Live (mostly) farewell show and will appear when UKTV channel Gold screens the final performance on Sunday.

    Link: Monty Python: Giant dead parrot unveiled in London to pay tribute to the comedy troupe

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    Quote Originally Posted by eatdrinkride View Post
    Wow, used to watch this show as a kid but haven't seen it in many years.

    I remember the dead parrot skit, and the silly olympics, the cheese shop and of course SPAM!

    I had to look this up but it was also a fav. Office of Arguments:

    That's one of my favorites too.

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    Hold my beer and watch this!

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    I'll just leave this here...

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE
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