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    Mind boggling thoughts.

    Some smart phones light up when lifted vertically and then shut down when laid flat. I know my iPhone does this. Does that mean when it's in my pocket and I'm standing vertical it's lit up the whole time? >scratching head<
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    luckily, your phone's smarter than you
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    Quote Originally Posted by *OneSpeed* View Post
    luckily, your phone's smarter than you
    I hope so, that explains the long battery life anyway.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    You need to get some see-through pants and test your theory.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    You need to get some see-through pants and test your theory.
    That's what I've been waiting for. Have they been invented yet? At least some see-through pocket area pants so my ass crack isn't hanging out.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    someone has been hitting the bong a little early this morning...


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    Quote Originally Posted by .WestCoastHucker. View Post
    someone has been plagued with boredom a little early this morning...
    Fixed that for you.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Your ass crack hangs? Is there someway I can unread that?
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    It is 4:20 @ 4/20........

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    Yes, it does that in your pocket and you should turn that function off. My grandmother got an iPhone recently and was complaining the her battery was dying within a few hours but only when out of the house. Turns out her phone was lighting up over and over again in her purse while moving around.

    Does this mean that DJ is a senior citizen?
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    TevOR, you can't come prancing in here after a, who knows how long hiatus and call me old. We have a "50 year old plus" forum where that takes place daily.

    Besides the old iPhones die very fast. The new ones I have zero issue with battery life. Even while lit up in my vertical pants.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    DJ is actually Jack's grandpa...


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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    TevOR, you can't come prancing in here after a, who knows how long hiatus and call me old. We have a "50 year old plus" forum where that takes place daily.

    Besides the old iPhones die very fast. The new ones I have zero issue with battery life. Even while lit up in my vertical pants.
    Do you hold the phone at various distances from your face with that concentrated squint look? Is your font size enlarged on your phone? Do you put Walgreens OTC reading glasses on to see your phone?

    Let me know so I can tally the numbers and determine if you are old or not.
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    Is this where we argue for the rest of the thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Some smart phones light up when lifted vertically and then shut down when laid flat. I know my iPhone does this. Does that mean when it's in my pocket and I'm standing vertical it's lit up the whole time? >scratching head<
    Aloha Dirt. Is this like the light on in the refrigerator?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trevor Ochmonek View Post
    Do you hold the phone at various distances from your face with that concentrated squint look? Is your font size enlarged on your phone? Do you put Walgreens OTC reading glasses on to see your phone?

    Let me know so I can tally the numbers and determine if you are old or not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gmats View Post
    Aloha Dirt. Is this like the light on in the refrigerator?
    Or how does a Thermos know when to keep something hot, and when to keep it cold?

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    Alright boys, I bet if you really put your mind to it you could come up with some other mind boggling thoughts other than my phone. That was just to get you warmed up.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Alright boys, I bet if you really put your mind to it you could come up with some other mind boggling thoughts other than my phone.
    No.
    Just a thought on the refrigerator subject though.

    If you put your phone in the refrigerator and shut the door, the phone light probably will go out.
    Those refrigerator door switches are universal.
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    I bought watch in 2004; Casio G Shock Ceptor and never knew it had a handy feature for a long time.
    One night when riding the motorcycle, I glanced over at my wrist to see the time figuring I'd barley be able to see the readout by overhead streetlights but to my surprise, rotating my arm (wrist motion) activates the lighted dial.
    I'd say it's very James Bond except it won't hypnotize people or shoot poison darts unless I just haven't found the right buttons.
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    Gettin all philosophical here: If your phone lights up in your pants, but no one can see that it lit up, cuz it's in your pants, did it really light up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Gettin all philosophical here: If your phone lights up in your pants, but no one can see that it lit up, cuz it's in your pants, did it really light up?
    I guess you could check this theory if you have a Samsung phone: Stand up for a while, fart, and if you explode, you know it lit up...
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    ^ sounds dangerous
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    Kate Upton jogging on the beach in, The Other Woman. Mind boggling! (well, at least mind occupying).
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    Are we at all real or are we just a figment of DJ's imagination?
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    If an iPhone lights up in the forest, but no one is there to see it light up, would it wake DJ from his nap he's taking in his truck while double-parked at the mall?
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    If an iPhone lights up in the forest, but no one is there to see it light up, would it wake DJ from his nap he's taking in his truck while double-parked at the mall?
    It depends. Are his binoculars in his lap?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    It depends. Are his binoculars in his lap?
    DJ hangs out at the park with binoculars?

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    aah, the intellectuals are at it again....
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    Quote Originally Posted by *OneSpeed* View Post
    aah, the ̶i̶n̶t̶e̶l̶l̶e̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶s̶ ̶are at it again....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    That's Illuminati, get it straight.
    I'm just waiting for Chazpat to get in here and lose his mind about my incorrect elipses. Yeah, that's right, I can't even spell it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by *OneSpeed* View Post
    I'm just waiting for Chazpat to get in here and lose his mind about my incorrect elipses. Yeah, that's right, I can't even spell it.
    I don't know what dimension he's in, but there should be a space between each ellipse . . .

    I've only seen one member here (007) use them properly.

    Ellipses

    An ellipsis is a set of three periods ( . . . ) indicating an omission. Each period should have a single space on either side, except when adjacent to a quotation mark, in which case there should be no space.



    Please note: This is incorrect also, but it's funny, lol! (.)(.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post

    Please note: This is incorrect also, but it's funny, lol! (.)(.)
    Back to my Kate Upton running on the beach scene. . .
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    Oh B.S. . . . I've used them correctly since being scolded by Korn several months ago. At least I thought I was using them correctly by diminishing how many I used. Now I find out there needs to be a space between each one. Why . . . why . . . why Korn didn't you make me aware of this sooner. All this time I've been living ellipsis deficient, with many whispering under their breath. Me none the wiser. I curse you ellipsis deficiency.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Hey look, a squirrel!
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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    Hey look, a squirrel!
    just stubbed my toe on a chair, thanks
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    Quote Originally Posted by *OneSpeed* View Post
    just stubbed my toe on a chair, thanks
    Well deserved, I'm sure.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by *OneSpeed* View Post
    just stubbed my toe on a chair, thanks
    But if no one was around to hear you, did the phone light up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    Hey look, a squirrel!
    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    Full circle complete. You're welcome


    Now I can carry on with my day.

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    This thread can now be closed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    This thread can now be closed.



    Next boggling thought, past my cell phone joke please. Any imaginative people out there?
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Can you repent if you haven't already pented?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Any imaginative people out there?
    No.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    No.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by *OneSpeed* View Post
    I'm just waiting for Chazpat to get in here and lose his mind about my incorrect elipses. Yeah, that's right, I can't even spell it.
    Fully rigid
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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    Hey look, a squirrel!
    I'm still thinking about Kate…

    (notice the correct spacing between the dots)
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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post
    I'm still thinking about Kate…

    (notice the correct spacing between the dots)
    I thought it was no space if next to quotation marks.
    I'm going running on the beach.

    Maybe I'll get that right
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    The ellipsis is a character, not three characters. On a Mac, it is [Option + Semicolon]. On a PC, looks like it is [Ctrl + Alt +.]; at least in MS apps, not sure if that will work here.
    You don't want to put spaces between the dots, as that could cause weird line wraps:

    I thought we were talking about mountain bikes .
    . .

    Doing a little googling, it looks like there are all kinds of rules for using the things and people don't always agree.




    So, who wants to have a conversation about en dashes vs em dashes?

    Hello?

    Anyone?
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    DJ., just put the phone in your pocket upside down. Problem solved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harryman View Post
    Can you repent if you haven't already pented?
    Logic there is, no. You would first have to have pented.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post
    The ellipsis is a character, not three characters. On a Mac, it is [Option + Semicolon]. On a PC, looks like it is [Ctrl + Alt +.]; at least in MS apps, not sure if that will work here.
    You don't want to put spaces between the dots, as that could cause weird line wraps:

    I thought we were talking about mountain bikes .
    . .

    Doing a little googling, it looks like there are all kinds of rules for using the things and people don't always agree.




    So, who wants to have a conversation about en dashes vs em dashes?

    Hello?

    Anyone?
    So I've been doing it right all these years and Korn has been doing it wrong. At least we can agree to disagree on that one.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theMeat View Post
    DJ., just put the phone in your pocket upside down. Problem solved.
    ^

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Or stand on your head and put your phone in right side up (in relation to you, not to the world).
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    I'm fairly confident someone is breaking into my house for the sole purpose of stealing my spoons at a barely noticeable rate, but noticeable nonetheless. Which is weird because my spoons are basically worthless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Logic there is, no. You would first have to have pented.

    Why do the Mexicans feel the need to fry their beans twice?
    Reminds me- Don't hire the company around here known as Re-Roofers because it sounds like they didn't do the job right the first time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHALENARD View Post
    I'm fairly confident someone is breaking into my house for the sole purpose of stealing my spoons at a barely noticeable rate, but noticeable nonetheless. Which is weird because my spoons are basically worthless.

    No ideas to offer on that because I can't think of how I'd use a spoon as a tool although I have used the standard silverware knife countless times for prying or as a shim or screwdriver.

    I do like that story though. I'm going to use it for my own.

    Since they do go missing and are likely left in the garage, yard, window sill or basement, I'd rather not 'cop to' the accusation my wife will eventually think of.

    I'm going to mention someone may be getting in the house and slowly pilfering our knives. Lying about it just seems easier than going to Goodwill and spending $3 on a set of 12.
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    Ugh. SO glad he's Canadian.

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    Ugh. SO glad he's Canadian.
    What grade would he be in on the metric system ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WHALENARD View Post
    I'm fairly confident someone is breaking into my house for the sole purpose of stealing my spoons at a barely noticeable rate, but noticeable nonetheless. Which is weird because my spoons are basically worthless.
    I think they're also breaking into my house and stealing single socks to use as spoon protectors.
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    Threw them away by accident?

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    Threw them away by accident?
    My first thought as well. I've rescued a few from the kitchen garbage.

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    There are more possible chess games than number of atoms in the known UNIVERSE. UNIVERSE!!!! Atoms!!!! Blows my mind.

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    ^ That is pretty mind boggling. I wonder how much that number would get wittled down if it were possible to just calculate the number of possible moves that would make sense. The number of total moves possible is fairly irrelevant.
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    Ugh. SO glad he's Canadian.
    Can somebody meet him and report back to us if he's special? Isn't Judy near there? She's probably met him already since he's a hypochondriac.

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    Ugh. SO glad he's Canadian.
    we take no claim to him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MountainShredder8 View Post
    There are more possible chess games than number of atoms in the known UNIVERSE. UNIVERSE!!!! Atoms!!!! Blows my mind.
    I think maybe you need to recount the atoms in the universe.
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    There are more possible chess games than number of atoms in the known UNIVERSE. UNIVERSE!!!! Atoms!!!! Blows my mind.
    One game could have infinite moves, as both players could just move one of their pieces back-and-forth.

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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    How do they build those elaborate ships in the bottle?
    I mean, I know I could find out how but it still boggles the mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHALENARD View Post
    How do they build those elaborate ships in the bottle?
    I mean, I know I could find out how but it still boggles the mind.
    A bunch of tiny seamen?

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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    I'm sure someone here heard of this or read it somewhere but still, I'll preface it with;

    This is a true story-

    A bike company that sells direct started having higher incidents of customer complaints about product damage. Somebody came up with an idea of printing the box a bit differently and all but eliminated the issue.
    The bike box has a prominent warning (probably just as before)

    F R A G I L E

    and they now have added the image of a flat screen tv on the side of the box. That's all they did to virtually solve the issue.

    Truly "thinking outside box" - mind bottling
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    Quote Originally Posted by bachman1961 View Post
    I'm sure someone here heard of this or read it somewhere but still, I'll preface it with;

    This is a true story-

    A bike company that sells direct started having higher incidents of customer complaints about product damage. Somebody came up with an idea of printing the box a bit differently and all but eliminated the issue.
    The bike box has a prominent warning (probably just as before)

    F R A G I L E

    and they now have added the image of a flat screen tv on the side of the box. That's all they did to virtually solve the issue.

    Truly "thinking outside box" - mind bottling
    That is mind bottling.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    And how small are the people that put the palmettos in the olives?
    Pimentos perhaps? ...otherwise a UUUUGE olive would first be necessary.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    Pimentos perhaps? ...otherwise a UUUUGE olive would first be necessary.
    Lol, oops.
    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Well, I feel really dumb now. Last night, I got some olives and some palmetto fronds. I cut up the palmetto fronds and stuffed them into the olives. They were really fibery, and didn't taste very good.

    Thanks DJim. Now Susie thinks I'm a terrible cook.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Well, I feel really dumb now. Last night, I got some olives and some palmetto fronds. I cut up the palmetto fronds and stuffed them into the olives. They were really fibery, and didn't taste very good.

    Thanks DJim. Now Susie thinks I'm a terrible cook.
    No way, you're fibbing, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Yes, fibbing. Besides, I bet Publix is fresh out of palmetto fronds.
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    Are we done yet? I'm waiting for the next big "mind bottling" thought.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    lol, if you look at what I named that image above you'll notice my misspelling; pallmento.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Are we done yet? I'm waiting for the next big "mind bottling" thought.
    Look up Will Ferrell and he will defend me ! Somebody here has seen it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bachman1961 View Post
    Look up Will Ferrell and he will defend me ! Somebody here has seen it.

    Now I'm wondering if that was an afterthought on your part.

    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Now I'm wondering if that was an afterthought on your part.

    LOL - I cannot think of or hear 'mind boggling' w/o thinking 'mind bottling'. Your assertion is not w/o merit these days though. You can either find anything on the net or create it yourself. Thanks for posting the link DJ.

    I was surprised nobody got the ref right away though. Bunch a old farts out of tune with comedy or movie references !! Maybe net wurker recognized though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    A bunch of tiny seamen?
    I hope so. Huge seamen spounds painful and maybe slightly gross.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bachman1961 View Post
    LOL - I cannot think of or hear 'mind boggling' w/o thinking 'mind bottling'. Your assertion is not w/o merit these days though. You can either find anything on the net or create it yourself. Thanks for posting the link DJ.

    I was surprised nobody got the ref right away though. Bunch a old farts out of tune with comedy or movie references !! Maybe net wurker recognized though.

    I don't think I've seen the whole movie. Although that scene I have and It didn't click at first until you mentioned it and I looked it up. Yes, Net and Korn are on top of most of the comedy movies through the 2000's. And SciFi, me not so much.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bachman1961 View Post
    I'm sure someone here heard of this or read it somewhere but still, I'll preface it with;

    This is a true story-

    A bike company that sells direct started having higher incidents of customer complaints about product damage. Somebody came up with an idea of printing the box a bit differently and all but eliminated the issue.
    The bike box has a prominent warning (probably just as before)

    F R A G I L E

    and they now have added the image of a flat screen tv on the side of the box. That's all they did to virtually solve the issue.

    Truly "thinking outside box" - mind bottling
    That reminds me of another "true" story.

    I think this is a standard business 101 story or at least that's where I heard it.

    A kid gets an idea on how to increase a products use by 1/3 and in turn increase sales of said product by 1/3. The product was toothpaste and beleive the company was crest or the other. So he writes crest several times explaining he has this idea and all he wants in return is 30% of the profit on the 1/3 more of sales. Finally after many attempts crest gives the kid a meeting and lo and behold they agree to implement his idea. It turns out his idea worked and the kid gets very wealthy very fast.

    The idea? Increase the circumference of the toothpaste tube opening by 30%. Moral of the story? Fluoride is bad for you. Boats and ho's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I don't think I've seen the whole movie. Although that scene I have and It didn't click at first until you mentioned it and I looked it up. Yes, Net and Korn are on top of most of the comedy movies through the 2000's. And SciFi, me not so much.
    I'm not too drawn to whole movies of that nature but it's fun to enjoy some of the funniest clips or lines. On some car forums, a few of us played some back n forth a bit on guessing movie lines. Comedies in the 80's and 90's when my kids were into it were better years for me on movie lines.

    With this group here, I don't have to go hunting for funny lines and comedy too far.
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