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    It is midnight and I want some crunchy bacon.

    And there is nothing in refrigerator.

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    Time for a midnight bacon run!
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    Me too. But I want my bacon in ice cream.

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    Re: It is midnight and I want some crunchy bacon.


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    I have a pulse, therefore want some bacon.

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    I had turkey bacon for lunch.
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    Could this be the second coming of the great bacon thread.

    Bacon Thread?
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Could this be the second coming of the great bacon thread.

    Bacon Thread?
    that was so last year
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    Well, there can really never be enough bacon threads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    that was so last year
    This one is more recent:

    Bikes & Bacon

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    Bacon backwards is no cab. Guess you'll have to drive yourselves.
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    There is no such thing as backwards bacon.

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    It is midnight and I want some crunchy bacon.-1399806627786.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
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    Yum, bacon tower
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    you know theoretically we can turn this is in to the so2 thread with both our favs.............................................. .....................................



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    bacon and girls
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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    I think about bacon more than I think about sex.
    now you can think of both at the same time


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    I think about bacon more than I think about sex.

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    Anybody try bacon jerky? Could be kept as emergency bacon.


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    It is midnight and I want some crunchy bacon.

    Thank you for helping me decide what to have for breakfast in the morning.
    I wouldn't **** you, you're my favorite turd.

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    breakfast, snack, second breakfast, pre-lunch snack, lunch, after lunch snack, linner, pre-dinner snack, dinner, after dinner snack, any time snack, all night long snack, and crack of dawn snack....are served!
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    Yum Bacon!
    Suddenly Bacon has become even more mouth watering. ^^^^ Hawg & deke.
    But I like mine cooked crispy""
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Yum Bacon!
    Suddenly Bacon has become even more mouth watering. ^^^^ Hawg & deke.
    But I like mine cooked crispy""
    Well if we post a cooked and crispy hottie covered with cooked and crispy bacon, your appetite might change.

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    bacon beer!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    now you can think of both at the same time


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    Bless you for posting that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Yum, bacon tower
    It is midnight and I want some crunchy bacon.-picgifs-doctor-who-0163993.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    I think about bacon more than I think about sex.
    I think about bacon during sex.

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    I never would have thought there could be such a thing as bad bacon news, but today I read some bad bacon news:

    Deadly pig virus drives pork prices to a 30-year high - Salon.com

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    Epidemic diarrhea virus driving bacon prices to an all time high.



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    Axe, did you get bacon tonight?
    Let's eat Ted
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    I never would have thought there could be such a thing as bad bacon news, but today I read some bad bacon news:

    Deadly pig virus drives pork prices to a 30-year high - Salon.com
    Well hell. We've got a real problem on our hands now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Well hell. We've got a real problem on our hands now.
    If anything can bring this country together, it's bacon.

    BTW, I want to solve all the world's problems by air-dropping bacon and porn across the Mid-East.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    Epidemic diarrhea virus driving bacon prices to an all time high.


    I can live with that...


    But not without bacon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
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    Could also be saying "bacon."
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    A pig in China with no hind legs learning to walk on only his front legs

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    Reminds me :

    A drifter walks down a country road and sees a pig with a wooden leg in the front yard of a farmhouse. Curiosity gets the best of him and he takes his hat off and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers he says his greetings and asks about the pig with the wooden leg out front.

    "That pig? Why that is a hell of a pig. One night our barn was on fire and that pig broke into my house and woke me up in time to save all of my animals and most of the barn." said the farmer.

    "So he lost his leg in the fire?" asked the drifter.

    "No, no it's not like that. You see another time a robber broke into our house and my son was tied up and almost killed. But the pig disarmed the robber and held him down until the police came."

    "So was he shot or something during the robbery." The drifter asked again.

    "Nope." the farmer said, a little annoyed "This pig is too smart for that. Hell, I was having a heart attack one time and the pig gave me my pills just in time and managed to call 911 for help!"

    "So what happened to his leg?" The drifter asked impatiently.

    "Well sir, you don't eat a good pig like that all at once."



    ....he's probably bacon by now if this pig is really from China
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Axe, did you get bacon tonight?
    Should asked him if he was makin' bacon instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Should asked him if he was makin' bacon instead.
    Lol, That is the only question that matters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    If anything can bring this country together, it's bacon.

    BTW, I want to solve all the world's problems by air-dropping bacon and porn across the Mid-East.
    Be careful, SD, you might only inflame Mid East tensions since Jews and Muslims don't dig da pig. Porn should help though. However I imagine a bacon drop could help the Ukranians and Russians get along.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    A pig in China with no hind legs learning to walk on only his front legs

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    Reminds me :

    A drifter walks down a country road and sees a pig with a wooden leg in the front yard of a farmhouse. Curiosity gets the best of him and he takes his hat off and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers he says his greetings and asks about the pig with the wooden leg out front.

    "That pig? Why that is a hell of a pig. One night our barn was on fire and that pig broke into my house and woke me up in time to save all of my animals and most of the barn." said the farmer.

    "So he lost his leg in the fire?" asked the drifter.

    "No, no it's not like that. You see another time a robber broke into our house and my son was tied up and almost killed. But the pig disarmed the robber and held him down until the police came."

    "So was he shot or something during the robbery." The drifter asked again.

    "Nope." the farmer said, a little annoyed "This pig is too smart for that. Hell, I was having a heart attack one time and the pig gave me my pills just in time and managed to call 911 for help!"

    "So what happened to his leg?" The drifter asked impatiently.

    "Well sir, you don't eat a good pig like that all at once."



    ....he's probably bacon by now if this pig is really from China
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Be careful, SD, you might only inflame Mid East tensions since Jews and Muslims don't dig da pig. Porn should help though. However I imagine a bacon drop could help the Ukranians and Russians get along.
    actually I think there is a pig farm in Israel already.

    On Israel?s Only Jewish-Run Pig Farm, It?s The Swine That Bring Home the Bacon ? Forward.com

    as for porn NSFW


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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    Well I'll be...

    You learn something new every day. Cool story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Be careful, SD, you might only inflame Mid East tensions since Jews and Muslims don't dig da pig. Porn should help though. However I imagine a bacon drop could help the Ukranians and Russians get along.
    That's the point, Mookie. My theory is that people are waring with each other for so long over there only because they've never had the pleasure of bacon. Once you eat bacon with someone, you start to see all the things you share in common.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    That's the point, Mookie. My theory is that people are waring with each other for so long over there only because they've never had the pleasure of bacon. Once you eat bacon with someone, you start to see all the things you share in common.
    I see now. Yes, brilliant. Come together as one over bacon. Might be risky but worth a try.
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    When you don't have porn and bacon in your life, the only thing left is war.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    When you don't have porn and bacon in your life, the only thing left is war.
    I'd like to see that repeated in diplomatic circles. Or maybe a bumper sticker for the hippies. Combined with the Coexist sticker and you got a powerful message
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    She likes bacon..
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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    It is midnight and I want some crunchy bacon.

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    Should asked him if he was makin' bacon instead.
    Yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    Yes
    Good answer.
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    It is midnight and I want some crunchy bacon.

    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    When you don't have porn and bacon in your life, the only thing left is war.
    Does not explain Ukraine, they got plenty of both.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    She likes bacon..
    Those are Christmas Hams.

    btw........https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrrsIOIXTyE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    That's the point, Mookie. My theory is that people are waring with each other for so long over there only because they've never had the pleasure of porn. Once you watch porn with someone, you start to see all the things you share in common.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
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    Have you not heard of bacon porn, WT?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    Does not explain Ukraine, they got plenty of both.
    Hmmm. Maybe I haven't really thought this out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
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    Not nearly crispy enough!

    One must ask for bacon "well done", or "extra crispy"!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirt farmer View Post
    Not nearly crispy enough!

    One must ask for bacon "well done", or "extra crispy"!
    I actually do like a little bit of chewiness on occasion. I am weird like that. I even eat prosciutto.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Have you not heard of bacon porn, WT?
    I've led a sheltered live, tell me more!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    I've led a sheltered live, tell me more!
    I'll send you a video. Check your PM's. Don't worry, I didn't harm any of the pigs seen in the video. They were professional actors.

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    Sounds hawt.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    You have insomnia again, huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    You have insomnia again, huh?
    I have to be up at 5:30 am for work. It's 11:00 pm here so yeah.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I have to be up at 5:30 am for work. It's 11:00 pm here so yeah.
    I have a remedy for you. Eat 5 habanero peppers and report back here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I have a remedy for you. Eat 5 habanero peppers and report back here.
    Oh that would do the trick.
    Speaking of which do you ever eat at LaSalsa in So. Cal. They have a habanero sauce that is amazing.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Oh that would do the trick.
    Speaking of which do you ever eat at LaSalsa in So. Cal. They have a habanero sauce that is amazing.
    Only at the one on PCH in Malibu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Only at the one on PCH in Malibu.
    Did you try their habanero sauce. It's on the amazing salsa bar that they have. Several different salsas that are all you can eat and help yourself. There's an avocado salsa that is so good I would just drink it right from the little cups.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Chunky&crispy
    <iframe width="640" height="390" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/lg47zpnvrM0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    and-
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFuNyiH-Lmg

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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
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    mmmmmm, now that's a delicious midnight snack!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Did you try their habanero sauce. It's on the amazing salsa bar that they have. Several different salsas that are all you can eat and help yourself. There's an avocado salsa that is so good I would just drink it right from the little cups.
    I'm not a HOT hot sauce kind of guy. I like mild or medium. I really shouldn't even have any at all since my acid reflux started a few years ago.

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    It is midnight and I want some crunchy bacon.

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    mmmmmm, now that's a delicious midnight snack!
    Yes, put her on a pig spit, until crispy... mmm..

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    Don't anyone here go using the "H" word in this thread, I'm warning you.

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    It is midnight and I want some crunchy bacon.

    Today is International Bacon Day (not that bacon needs a day, but who am I to argue?).

    It's like Christmas in August. Bacon with every meal. Bacon in my bourbon. Bacon everywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    Today is International Bacon Day (not that bacon needs a day, but who am I to argue?).

    It's like Christmas in August. Bacon with every meal. Bacon in my bourbon. Bacon everywhere.

    http://bacontoday.com/international-bacon-day-2013/
    That's a rip off, only one day.... I propose this 3 day weekend to be Makin Bacon on a Long Labor Day Weekend. It's a Labor of Love!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I'm not a HOT hot sauce kind of guy. I like mild or medium. I really shouldn't even have any at all since my acid reflux started a few years ago.
    Same here I'm not much of a hot sauce type either. Mild or medium also. But this habanero sauce at LaSalsa is the bomb. Even though habanero peppers are at the top for being the hottest of all the peppers. Just a small taste of this sauce just for the taste is amazing.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Same here I'm not much of a hot sauce type either. Mild or medium also. But this habanero sauce at LaSalsa is the bomb. Even though habanero peppers are at the top for being the hottest of all the peppers. Just a small taste of this sauce just for the taste is amazing.
    For me the key to a hot salsa such as one with habaneros is to balance the hot with sweet, something like mango.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Don't anyone here go using the "H" word in this thread, I'm warning you.
    Watch your step peeps, Hawg can be quite protective of his intellectual property.
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    I just found some bacon. Tasty, tasty bacon. Frying it.

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    Now you'll never lose that taste in your mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Tastes like a pigs ass.
    I see. So you've tried it then? Wait, you've owned a tube of this stuff?! You bought a tube of this stuff?!! You probably still have a tube of this stuff?!!!

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    You can even make a bacon bowl to eat yer bacon in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I see. So you've tried it then? Wait, you've owned a tube of this stuff?! You bought a tube of this stuff?!! You probably still have a tube of this stuff?!!!
    Yes and most it's still pretty much a full tube would you like it overnighted or shipped 3 day.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Yes and most it's still pretty much a full tube would you like it overnighted or shipped 3 day.
    I will take it however you can get to me. I will put it on my wife's toothbrush and not tell here about it. Hee hee heeeeee

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Tastes like a pigs ass.
    What do you think your breakfast ham is made from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    What do you think your breakfast ham is made from?
    I LOVE bacon. I LOVE ham. I just don't LOVE bacon in my toothpaste.
    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I LOVE bacon. I LOVE ham. I just don't LOVE bacon in my toothpaste.
    That means you do not LOVE it ENOUGH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    That means you do not LOVE it ENOUGH.
    Would you take your toothbrush up a pigs ass then brush your teeth.
    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I LOVE bacon. I LOVE ham. I just don't LOVE bacon in my toothpaste.
    I forgot to ask... Is the toothpaste crunchy with bits of bacon?

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    I've been putting bacon bits in my Colgate for years now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    I've been putting bacon bits in my Colgate for years now.
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RGQGSPca8Hw
    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Would you take your toothbrush up a pigs ass then brush your teeth.
    No, but inserting something up a pig's ass does not imbue bacon taste, as far as I can guess (never tried).

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    You have a helluva memory DJ. I never would have remembered Pearl Drops until you mentioned it. I think you meant to post a link but at least on my end its just a sentence. Is this what you were talking about? Edit: now I see the link. Funny stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    No, but inserting something up a pig's ass does not imbue bacon taste, as far as I can guess (never tried).
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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    You have a helluva memory DJ. I never would have remembered Pearl Drops until you mentioned it. I think you meant to post a link but at least on my end its just a sentence. Is this what you were talking about?

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    I fixed it before you posted check it out.
    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I fixed it before you posted check it out.
    The Popeils Caviar Bait is awesome!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    The Popeils Caviar Bait is awesome!
    That is awesome. The first go around I didn't watch it that far in. Hawg you being a fisherman you've got to watch the last part of this video.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RGQGSPca8Hw
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Mm. Midnight bacon.

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    I just ate a bacon sandwich.

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    The perfect bacon holder.

    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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