you know theoretically we can turn this is in to the so2 thread with both our favs.............................................. .....................................
bacon and girls
Originally Posted by Optimus
There's some strange folk out there 'bouts. They have no sense of humor.
breakfast, snack, second breakfast, pre-lunch snack, lunch, after lunch snack, linner, pre-dinner snack, dinner, after dinner snack, any time snack, all night long snack, and crack of dawn snack....are served!
A pig in China with no hind legs learning to walk on only his front legs
Reminds me :
A drifter walks down a country road and sees a pig with a wooden leg in the front yard of a farmhouse. Curiosity gets the best of him and he takes his hat off and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers he says his greetings and asks about the pig with the wooden leg out front.
"That pig? Why that is a hell of a pig. One night our barn was on fire and that pig broke into my house and woke me up in time to save all of my animals and most of the barn." said the farmer.
"So he lost his leg in the fire?" asked the drifter.
"No, no it's not like that. You see another time a robber broke into our house and my son was tied up and almost killed. But the pig disarmed the robber and held him down until the police came."
"So was he shot or something during the robbery." The drifter asked again.
"Nope." the farmer said, a little annoyed "This pig is too smart for that. Hell, I was having a heart attack one time and the pig gave me my pills just in time and managed to call 911 for help!"
"So what happened to his leg?" The drifter asked impatiently.
"Well sir, you don't eat a good pig like that all at once."
....he's probably bacon by now if this pig is really from China
If anything can bring this country together, it's bacon.
BTW, I want to solve all the world's problems by air-dropping bacon and porn across the Mid-East.
Be careful, SD, you might only inflame Mid East tensions since Jews and Muslims don't dig da pig. Porn should help though. However I imagine a bacon drop could help the Ukranians and Russians get along.
Let's eat Ted
Let's eat, Ted
Remember, commas save lives
A pig in China with no hind legs learning to walk on only his front legs
Reminds me :
A drifter walks down a country road and sees a pig with a wooden leg in the front yard of a farmhouse. Curiosity gets the best of him and he takes his hat off and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers he says his greetings and asks about the pig with the wooden leg out front.
"That pig? Why that is a hell of a pig. One night our barn was on fire and that pig broke into my house and woke me up in time to save all of my animals and most of the barn." said the farmer.
"So he lost his leg in the fire?" asked the drifter.
"No, no it's not like that. You see another time a robber broke into our house and my son was tied up and almost killed. But the pig disarmed the robber and held him down until the police came."
"So was he shot or something during the robbery." The drifter asked again.
"Nope." the farmer said, a little annoyed "This pig is too smart for that. Hell, I was having a heart attack one time and the pig gave me my pills just in time and managed to call 911 for help!"
"So what happened to his leg?" The drifter asked impatiently.
"Well sir, you don't eat a good pig like that all at once."
....he's probably bacon by now if this pig is really from China
Be careful, SD, you might only inflame Mid East tensions since Jews and Muslims don't dig da pig. Porn should help though. However I imagine a bacon drop could help the Ukranians and Russians get along.
actually I think there is a pig farm in Israel already.
Be careful, SD, you might only inflame Mid East tensions since Jews and Muslims don't dig da pig. Porn should help though. However I imagine a bacon drop could help the Ukranians and Russians get along.
That's the point, Mookie. My theory is that people are waring with each other for so long over there only because they've never had the pleasure of bacon. Once you eat bacon with someone, you start to see all the things you share in common.
That's the point, Mookie. My theory is that people are waring with each other for so long over there only because they've never had the pleasure of bacon. Once you eat bacon with someone, you start to see all the things you share in common.
I see now. Yes, brilliant. Come together as one over bacon. Might be risky but worth a try.
Let's eat Ted
Let's eat, Ted
Remember, commas save lives
When you don't have porn and bacon in your life, the only thing left is war.
I'd like to see that repeated in diplomatic circles. Or maybe a bumper sticker for the hippies. Combined with the Coexist sticker and you got a powerful message
Let's eat Ted
Let's eat, Ted
Remember, commas save lives
That's the point, Mookie. My theory is that people are waring with each other for so long over there only because they've never had the pleasure of porn. Once you watch porn with someone, you start to see all the things you share in common.
Did you try their habanero sauce. It's on the amazing salsa bar that they have. Several different salsas that are all you can eat and help yourself. There's an avocado salsa that is so good I would just drink it right from the little cups.
Did you try their habanero sauce. It's on the amazing salsa bar that they have. Several different salsas that are all you can eat and help yourself. There's an avocado salsa that is so good I would just drink it right from the little cups.
I'm not a HOT hot sauce kind of guy. I like mild or medium. I really shouldn't even have any at all since my acid reflux started a few years ago.
I'm not a HOT hot sauce kind of guy. I like mild or medium. I really shouldn't even have any at all since my acid reflux started a few years ago.
Same here I'm not much of a hot sauce type either. Mild or medium also. But this habanero sauce at LaSalsa is the bomb. Even though habanero peppers are at the top for being the hottest of all the peppers. Just a small taste of this sauce just for the taste is amazing.
Same here I'm not much of a hot sauce type either. Mild or medium also. But this habanero sauce at LaSalsa is the bomb. Even though habanero peppers are at the top for being the hottest of all the peppers. Just a small taste of this sauce just for the taste is amazing.
For me the key to a hot salsa such as one with habaneros is to balance the hot with sweet, something like mango.
Let's eat Ted
Let's eat, Ted
Remember, commas save lives
I see. So you've tried it then? Wait, you've owned a tube of this stuff?! You bought a tube of this stuff?!! You probably still have a tube of this stuff?!!!
I see. So you've tried it then? Wait, you've owned a tube of this stuff?! You bought a tube of this stuff?!! You probably still have a tube of this stuff?!!!
Yes and most it's still pretty much a full tube would you like it overnighted or shipped 3 day.
You have a helluva memory DJ. I never would have remembered Pearl Drops until you mentioned it. I think you meant to post a link but at least on my end its just a sentence. Is this what you were talking about? Edit: now I see the link. Funny stuff.
You have a helluva memory DJ. I never would have remembered Pearl Drops until you mentioned it. I think you meant to post a link but at least on my end its just a sentence. Is this what you were talking about?
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