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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    I think about bacon more than I think about sex.
    I think about bacon during sex.

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    I never would have thought there could be such a thing as bad bacon news, but today I read some bad bacon news:

    Deadly pig virus drives pork prices to a 30-year high - Salon.com
    Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    Epidemic diarrhea virus driving bacon prices to an all time high.



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    Axe, did you get bacon tonight?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    I never would have thought there could be such a thing as bad bacon news, but today I read some bad bacon news:

    Deadly pig virus drives pork prices to a 30-year high - Salon.com
    Well hell. We've got a real problem on our hands now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Well hell. We've got a real problem on our hands now.
    If anything can bring this country together, it's bacon.

    BTW, I want to solve all the world's problems by air-dropping bacon and porn across the Mid-East.
    Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    Epidemic diarrhea virus driving bacon prices to an all time high.


    I can live with that...


    But not without bacon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    Could also be saying "bacon."
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    A pig in China with no hind legs learning to walk on only his front legs

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    Reminds me :

    A drifter walks down a country road and sees a pig with a wooden leg in the front yard of a farmhouse. Curiosity gets the best of him and he takes his hat off and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers he says his greetings and asks about the pig with the wooden leg out front.

    "That pig? Why that is a hell of a pig. One night our barn was on fire and that pig broke into my house and woke me up in time to save all of my animals and most of the barn." said the farmer.

    "So he lost his leg in the fire?" asked the drifter.

    "No, no it's not like that. You see another time a robber broke into our house and my son was tied up and almost killed. But the pig disarmed the robber and held him down until the police came."

    "So was he shot or something during the robbery." The drifter asked again.

    "Nope." the farmer said, a little annoyed "This pig is too smart for that. Hell, I was having a heart attack one time and the pig gave me my pills just in time and managed to call 911 for help!"

    "So what happened to his leg?" The drifter asked impatiently.

    "Well sir, you don't eat a good pig like that all at once."



    ....he's probably bacon by now if this pig is really from China
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Axe, did you get bacon tonight?
    Should asked him if he was makin' bacon instead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Should asked him if he was makin' bacon instead.
    Lol, That is the only question that matters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    If anything can bring this country together, it's bacon.

    BTW, I want to solve all the world's problems by air-dropping bacon and porn across the Mid-East.
    Be careful, SD, you might only inflame Mid East tensions since Jews and Muslims don't dig da pig. Porn should help though. However I imagine a bacon drop could help the Ukranians and Russians get along.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    A pig in China with no hind legs learning to walk on only his front legs

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    Reminds me :

    A drifter walks down a country road and sees a pig with a wooden leg in the front yard of a farmhouse. Curiosity gets the best of him and he takes his hat off and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers he says his greetings and asks about the pig with the wooden leg out front.

    "That pig? Why that is a hell of a pig. One night our barn was on fire and that pig broke into my house and woke me up in time to save all of my animals and most of the barn." said the farmer.

    "So he lost his leg in the fire?" asked the drifter.

    "No, no it's not like that. You see another time a robber broke into our house and my son was tied up and almost killed. But the pig disarmed the robber and held him down until the police came."

    "So was he shot or something during the robbery." The drifter asked again.

    "Nope." the farmer said, a little annoyed "This pig is too smart for that. Hell, I was having a heart attack one time and the pig gave me my pills just in time and managed to call 911 for help!"

    "So what happened to his leg?" The drifter asked impatiently.

    "Well sir, you don't eat a good pig like that all at once."



    ....he's probably bacon by now if this pig is really from China
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Be careful, SD, you might only inflame Mid East tensions since Jews and Muslims don't dig da pig. Porn should help though. However I imagine a bacon drop could help the Ukranians and Russians get along.
    actually I think there is a pig farm in Israel already.

    On Israel?s Only Jewish-Run Pig Farm, It?s The Swine That Bring Home the Bacon ? Forward.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    Well I'll be...

    You learn something new every day. Cool story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Be careful, SD, you might only inflame Mid East tensions since Jews and Muslims don't dig da pig. Porn should help though. However I imagine a bacon drop could help the Ukranians and Russians get along.
    That's the point, Mookie. My theory is that people are waring with each other for so long over there only because they've never had the pleasure of bacon. Once you eat bacon with someone, you start to see all the things you share in common.
    Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    That's the point, Mookie. My theory is that people are waring with each other for so long over there only because they've never had the pleasure of bacon. Once you eat bacon with someone, you start to see all the things you share in common.
    I see now. Yes, brilliant. Come together as one over bacon. Might be risky but worth a try.
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    When you don't have porn and bacon in your life, the only thing left is war.
    Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    When you don't have porn and bacon in your life, the only thing left is war.
    I'd like to see that repeated in diplomatic circles. Or maybe a bumper sticker for the hippies. Combined with the Coexist sticker and you got a powerful message
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    She likes bacon..
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails It is midnight and I want some crunchy bacon.-image.jpg  

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    It is midnight and I want some crunchy bacon.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Should asked him if he was makin' bacon instead.
    Yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    Yes
    Good answer.
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    It is midnight and I want some crunchy bacon.

    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    When you don't have porn and bacon in your life, the only thing left is war.
    Does not explain Ukraine, they got plenty of both.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    She likes bacon..
    Those are Christmas Hams.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    That's the point, Mookie. My theory is that people are waring with each other for so long over there only because they've never had the pleasure of porn. Once you watch porn with someone, you start to see all the things you share in common.
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