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    The Man / The Legend

    This is a story about a mythical character named Hutch.

    He once... Dos Equis - The Most Interesting Man In The World - YouTube
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    He once flew from N.Y.C. to Paris on the wing of a 747 because he can.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    I #cut4Hutch
    No, YOU don't understand. You're making an ass of yourself for all of eternity.

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    He once lead a pack of Bigfoot to a secret cave for them to hide out.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    He once had 4 / 18' Saltwater Crocodiles as swimming partners in his Olympic size pool.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
    He once had 4 / 18' Saltwater Crocodiles as swimming partners in his Olympic size pool.
    Synchronized swimming partners? Sweet. He is da man.
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    He can speak Russian, in French....

    Go to any Mexican village, and there's a 70 percent you'll find a statue in the town square, devoted to his beard....

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    He once opened up a Starbucks in the middle of a Brazilian Rain Forest. Just so he could have a cup of Java the next morning.

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    I see the legend HUTCH has graced us with his presence once again. He is a legend in these parts for those unfamiliar he demands respect. So give him a warm welcome back it's been a long road. After all he is the most interesting man in the world. There is a long running OC story behind this. Dos Equis - The Most Interesting Man In The World - YouTube
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I see the legend HUTCH has graced us with his presence once again. He is a legend in these parts for those unfamiliar he demands respect. So give him a warm welcome back it's been a long road. After all he is the most interesting man in the world. There is a long running OC story behind this. Dos Equis - The Most Interesting Man In The World - YouTube
    Sounds like he's only half the man he was...
    Posting on the basis that ignorance shared is ignorance doubled.

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    Superman, Batman, Buttman, Spiderman, Aquaman, Green lantern, Thor, Hulk, Captain America, Wonder Woman, and all other superheros are his sons and daughters.

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    He once slept in a mountain lion den with mother and cubs. Just because he can.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    The weather is always warm and sunny where ever he is. Even in the middle of a Winter blizzard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    The weather is always warm and sunny where ever he is. Even in the middle of a Winter blizzard.
    Who? Hutch?
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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    Who? Hutch?
    Uh-oh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Uh-oh
    Wow. Hello Hutch.
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    He doesn't own toilet paper...because his shits are perfect so there is nothing to wipe.

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    When he stands on a scale to check his weight, it always says "perfect".

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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    Who? Hutch?
    A Legend in these parts, if enough enquiring minds want to know the truth shall be revealed.

    He once flew on the wing of the Concord to Paris and back to N.Y.C. just because it was more comfortable.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    "Hutch" is the most popular name in the world.

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    He is so bright, that light uses his wisdom to see where it's going in the dark.

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    When he wants a steak the cow butchers himself.
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    HUTCH./ mystery revealed last page of this thread.
    The Straw That Broke The Camels Back.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    He once opened up a Starbucks in the middle of a Brazilian Rain Forest. Just so he could have a cup of Java the next morning.
    this makes my head hurt - why? wtf
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Aliens request to probe him.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    This thread explained...

    And another huge part of the O.C. history was the "Great HUTCH 24 Hour Bump Fest of 2012' "

    He went on a 24 hour thread bump binge bumping hundreds of archived threads.

    Surviving only on coffee and jelly beans for 24 hours. Until unfortunately he was given a time out due to his reckless behavior. He was well liked and respected amongst his O.C. piers prior to this event. But after his status became legendary. He became "The Most Interesting Man In The World".


    Word on the street is he has returned to the O.C.
    So if you happen on him give him a wide birth and show him nothing but respect.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    The Bears KNOW... he shits in the woods.

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    When Hutch enters the restroom to drop some lumber, the toilet lid opens automatically and greets him with a welcoming gesture.
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    Actually, im pushing out a high in fiber poop sending this.

    Thanks for the lulz. Stay Frosty my friends.
    Yip yip yip nope nope nope

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    He once ate so much bran he was contacted by Post cereals to bring some back.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Anybody seen HUTCH?
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    I know where he hangs out..........He's doing fine.

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    The Man / The Legend

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    I have a bumper sticker on my mtn bike bumper that says "I brake for HUTCH".

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    The Man / The Legend

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    I have a bumper sticker on my mtn bike bumper that says "I brake for HUTCH".
    Thats cute!
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    Cougars brag in the ladies room about bagging Hutch.

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    Hutch once crossed the Atlantic ocean in a canoe just for a cup of Joe, named Hutch.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Hello everyone.

    Doing good. Been training a lot. Lot's of news. Don't know where to start. Been hitting the weights a ton. Packed on 10 pounds of muscle to burn off once this horrible winter comes to an end. Only two MTB rides outside due to weather or trail conditions. Met a girl, we're together now so that's a positive. Still rocking the trainer though. About to move again. Lot's of work. Speaking of....

    Reason I responded to this thread about "work". New up coming job. Kind of like a dream job.

    I'll be getting paid to do charity rides and any races this year. The LBS will be sponsoring me along with the teams I'm on. It's a cool gig. So have to keep it professional. The main bikes I'll get to rock are S-works bikes. Paid to drive, stay, food, race, or ride. Also working on giving back. With that job it does give back. For every mile I ride the local charities get money that my LBS will equal. We're working on the totals but say for every 1 mile it's like 10$ to the charity and for me hourly plus/miles. That's giving back. It's mostly road stuff but where working on getting the MTB thing going along. I'll also be working at the shop helping set up customers bikes on hand and going on the in's and outs of what does what or how to set up bikes and sales. Not to mention fatbikes/650/DH races. That's another thing with them and I need to do reviews on bikes we get in. It's kind of a big deal. So on HK as the 365 day program unwinds I'll be maintaining the 150-160 weight forever maybe drop lower during the summer and posting less on all forums and working on putting/giving back to the local community and local people.

    Take care. - Hutch
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    Thats swell Hutch. Enjoy it. Good luck with the girl.
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    Whatever side of the tracks he's in is the right side.
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    He once taught a German Shepard how to bark in poodle.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    His point of view is a panorama!

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    He once bought a 29r mountain bike and, upon realising his mistake, reduced the wheels to 26'' with his bare hands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Pig View Post
    He once bought a 29r mountain bike and, upon realising his mistake, reduced the wheels to 26'' with his bare hands.
    After a few rides he decided 26" wheels were too small, he then stretched his wheels to 27.5"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    After a few rides he decided 26" wheels were too small, he then stretched his wheels to 27.5"
    No he didn't. You made that up.

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    He once rode a 29'er so hard by the time he was done the wheels were 26"s.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    He once rode a 29'er so hard by the time he was done the wheels were 26"s.
    No he didn't! He would never ride a bike with 29'' wheels. They are for blousy girls to ride to the shops on ;0)

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    Hutch calling,Hutch the man of legend. Are you lurking out there. Its been awhile since you checked in.Give us a holler of what's new.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    He once leaped a tall building without leaving the ground.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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