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    The Man / The Legend

    This is a story about a mythical character named Hutch.

    He once... Dos Equis - The Most Interesting Man In The World - YouTube
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    He once flew from N.Y.C. to Paris on the wing of a 747 because he can.
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    I #cut4Hutch
    No, YOU don't understand. You're making an ass of yourself for all of eternity.

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    He once lead a pack of Bigfoot to a secret cave for them to hide out.
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    He once had 4 / 18' Saltwater Crocodiles as swimming partners in his Olympic size pool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
    He once had 4 / 18' Saltwater Crocodiles as swimming partners in his Olympic size pool.
    Synchronized swimming partners? Sweet. He is da man.
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    they took the bar
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    He can speak Russian, in French....

    Go to any Mexican village, and there's a 70 percent you'll find a statue in the town square, devoted to his beard....

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    He once opened up a Starbucks in the middle of a Brazilian Rain Forest. Just so he could have a cup of Java the next morning.

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    I see the legend HUTCH has graced us with his presence once again. He is a legend in these parts for those unfamiliar he demands respect. So give him a warm welcome back it's been a long road. After all he is the most interesting man in the world. There is a long running OC story behind this. Dos Equis - The Most Interesting Man In The World - YouTube
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I see the legend HUTCH has graced us with his presence once again. He is a legend in these parts for those unfamiliar he demands respect. So give him a warm welcome back it's been a long road. After all he is the most interesting man in the world. There is a long running OC story behind this. Dos Equis - The Most Interesting Man In The World - YouTube
    Sounds like he's only half the man he was...
    Posting on the basis that ignorance shared is ignorance doubled.

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    Superman, Batman, Buttman, Spiderman, Aquaman, Green lantern, Thor, Hulk, Captain America, Wonder Woman, and all other superheros are his sons and daughters.
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    He once slept in a mountain lion den with mother and cubs. Just because he can.
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    The weather is always warm and sunny where ever he is. Even in the middle of a Winter blizzard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    The weather is always warm and sunny where ever he is. Even in the middle of a Winter blizzard.
    Who? Hutch?
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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    Who? Hutch?
    Uh-oh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Uh-oh
    Wow. Hello Hutch.
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    He doesn't own toilet paper...because his shits are perfect so there is nothing to wipe.
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    When he stands on a scale to check his weight, it always says "perfect".
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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    Who? Hutch?
    A Legend in these parts, if enough enquiring minds want to know the truth shall be revealed.

    He once flew on the wing of the Concord to Paris and back to N.Y.C. just because it was more comfortable.
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    "Hutch" is the most popular name in the world.
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    He is so bright, that light uses his wisdom to see where it's going in the dark.
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    When he wants a steak the cow butchers himself.
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    HUTCH./ mystery revealed last page of this thread.
    The Straw That Broke The Camels Back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpinDirt View Post
    He once opened up a Starbucks in the middle of a Brazilian Rain Forest. Just so he could have a cup of Java the next morning.
    this makes my head hurt - why? wtf
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Aliens request to probe him.
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