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    M.T.B.R. World Record......

    Obsession …Dude enough is enough.

    ^^This thread is coming up on it's one year anniversary on thursday. That's only four day's away. Could it be an all time record for most replys in one year. Right now it's at exactly 18000 reply's. I have purposely not posted in it since it's beginning, so all of you that frequent this thread are to be congratulated. So by thursday let's see what the count end's up to be.
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    "Am I a mountain biker?" I determined that I was a "Plains Biker" since there are no mountains here where I live now.

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    I've had nothing whatsoever to do with that thread since day one
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    I’ve never even clicked on the thread before. The title lead me to believe it was something I might not understand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gill-Man AKA Cornfield View Post
    "Am I a mountain biker?" I determined that I was a "Plains Biker" since there are no mountains here where I live now.

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    M.T.B.R. World Record......

    You pu$$ies.
    I have posted a couple hundred times in that thread, mostly early on in its infancy. Not so much in the past six months.
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    I dont' ever post in there. I swear. I'm not lying. I chopped down the cherry tree with George Washington.
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    I'm obsessed with Obsession... Dude Enough Is Enough
    It's one of my many passions...really
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    I don't think I have posted in it but if I did, it was long ago and I unsubscribed.
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    What is this thread you are talking about?

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    Never heard of it
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    Also, who's this new guy, "DIRTJUNKIE"??? Never heard of him either??? I hope he understands the way we roll here...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Also, who's this new guy, "DIRTJUNKIE"??? Never heard of him either??? I hope he understands the way we roll here...
    I'm starting to catch on, but could ya cut a new guy some slack.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gill-Man AKA Cornfield View Post
    "Am I a mountain biker?" I determined that I was a "Plains Biker" since there are no mountains here where I live now.

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    Well, I suppose...
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    Word Association? Nah, that's what craft beer is for....
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    How many craft beers does it take to slur your words for word association games? The world may never know.
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    At the next OC camping trip, in order to honor DirtJunkie, there is going to be a dramatic reading of all the posts in Obsession..... Dude enough is enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    At the next OC camping trip, in order to honor DirtJunkie, there is going to be a dramatic reading of all the posts in Obsession..... Dude enough is enough.
    That's going to be one long ass night. And I'll inform the Raccoons so they can join in.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gill-Man AKA Cornfield View Post
    "Am I a mountain biker?" I determined that I was a "Plains Biker" since there are no mountains here where I live now.

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    DJ, can I call you "DirtyJunk" out loud at the next camp out? Who's gonna beer bong and shot-gun beers with me at the next meeting?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    DJ, can I call you "DirtyJunk" out loud at the next camp out? Who's gonna beer bong and shot-gun beers with me at the next meeting?
    Hey my junk is clean but I will allow it as long as you allow the raccoons to join us at the camp fire. Maybe we can get them to eat some brownies and do a beer bong or two. What better entertainment than to watch some raccoons wasted out of their mind.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gill-Man AKA Cornfield View Post
    "Am I a mountain biker?" I determined that I was a "Plains Biker" since there are no mountains here where I live now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Bey my junk is clean but I will allow it as long as you allow the raccoons to join us at the camp fire. Maybe we can get them to eat some brownies and do a beer bong or two. What better entertainment than to watch some raccoons wasted out of their mind.
    Absa-fargin-loot-lee!

    Things to look forward to at the next camp out:

    *auction for Nicole's worn out cycling shorts
    *partying with raccoon party animals
    *name calling
    *beer bonging and shot-gunning
    *having the entire "Obsession" thread recited to DJ
    *BBQ'd bacon treats
    *feasting on some of the tasty looking home recipes other members have shared
    *trail riding extremely hung over the next morning with triple vision
    *enjoying a Bloody Mary the next morning in an attempt to get through it all

    That's all I can think of at the moment. Feel free to add to the list.
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    No snipe hunting this year?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    No snipe hunting this year?
    Heck yes, why not?
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    Now I get it. I get it now.
    I understand. Comprende'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Absa-fargin-loot-lee!

    Things to look forward to at the next camp out:

    *auction for Nicole's worn out cycling shorts
    *partying with raccoon party animals
    *name calling
    *beer bonging and shot-gunning
    *having the entire "Obsession" thread recited to DJ
    *BBQ'd bacon treats
    *feasting on some of the tasty looking home recipes other members have shared
    *trail riding extremely hung over the next morning with triple vision
    *enjoying a Bloody Mary the next morning in an attempt to get through it all

    That's all I can think of at the moment. Feel free to add to the list.
    What no turtles
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    What no do it yourself classes on how to install "Rim Tape".
    Quote Originally Posted by Gill-Man AKA Cornfield View Post
    "Am I a mountain biker?" I determined that I was a "Plains Biker" since there are no mountains here where I live now.

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    Or how to recognise and properly extract from your wang a penis eating fish.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gill-Man AKA Cornfield View Post
    "Am I a mountain biker?" I determined that I was a "Plains Biker" since there are no mountains here where I live now.

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    I'm not making the rules here guys, those were things off the top of my head. I'm leaving it up you to fill in the blanks...and there's many blanks to fill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I'm not making the rules here guys, those were things off the top of my head. I'm leaving it up you to fill in the blanks...and there's many blanks to fill.
    Of course turtles and penis fish and rim tape jobs and volunteering to go to Mars and...
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    Rules imply a need for order. You would likely never consider throwing a brick thru yonder window unless a sign was posted saying "do not throw brick thru window".
    I'm afraid of heights so a 26'r fits me to a T.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Settertude View Post
    Rules imply a need for order. You would likely never consider throwing a brick thru yonder window unless a sign was posted saying "do not throw brick thru window".
    I didn't attach a note to the bricks I threw through a total strangers windows last week. Why would I have done that? Note gonna attach anything again tonight either because I really don't have anything to say to them. Heck, I don't even know them! They are "total strangers" to me.
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    Jean-Luc would cite the prime.
    I'm afraid of heights so a 26'r fits me to a T.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I didn't attach a note to the bricks I threw through a total strangers windows last week. Why would I have done that? Note gonna attach anything again tonight either because I really don't have anything to say to them. Heck, I don't even know them! They are "total strangers" to me.
    Is it legal to use threw and through directly next to eachother in the same sentence.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gill-Man AKA Cornfield View Post
    "Am I a mountain biker?" I determined that I was a "Plains Biker" since there are no mountains here where I live now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Is it legal to use threw and through directly next to eachother in the same sentence.

    ...only in Off Camber. Yet another reason to exist within it's boundaries.

    Here's another one for ya: I see sea weed on the beach.
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    Not illegal, but 'tossed' might read more easily.
    :-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Settertude View Post
    Not illegal, but 'tossed' might read more easily.
    :-)
    That's how I would have said it outside of Off Camber.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    That's how I would have said it outside of Off Camber.
    U just gave me a great idea.
    As he slowly fades into a hint of shadow afforded him.
    I'm afraid of heights so a 26'r fits me to a T.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Settertude View Post
    U just gave me a great idea.
    As he slowly fades into a hint of shadow afforded him.
    You're welcome...and please stop saying "Word."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    You're welcome...and please stop saying "Word."
    The young folks say it all the time. Just interjecting some cool talk lingo, man. Far out doesn't work anymore.
    I'm afraid of heights so a 26'r fits me to a T.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Settertude View Post
    The young folks say it all the time. Just interjecting some cool talk lingo, man. Far out doesn't work anymore.
    It does with me and the old goats that live here in OC.
    Far out.

    I'm totally kidding by the way. In fact "Word." reminds me of my younger days hanging out with some of my friends.
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    I thought it was new like "all up in my grill" or something like that.
    My dogs understand me, anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Settertude View Post
    I thought it was new like "all up in my grill" or something like that.
    My dogs understand me, anyway.
    You have some funky influences, man.
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    Klingons are galactic bikers.
    I'm afraid of heights so a 26'r fits me to a T.

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    Klingons are now stuck to my panties
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    Qapla!
    I'm afraid of heights so a 26'r fits me to a T.

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    Barrel of blood wine post ride with plenty of gagh for protein.
    I'm afraid of heights so a 26'r fits me to a T.

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    M.T.B.R. World Record......

    ¿Que?
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    ¿Que?
    Aliens.
    I'm afraid of heights so a 26'r fits me to a T.

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