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    Lordy, Lordy look who's fourty..........8'ish.

    The O.C. Is celebrating another members birthday. The Hawgster is turning 48 on Monday the 6th.

    Happy Birthday Sir Hawg: I shopped around for weeks but couldn't find that special bike part. So I opted to get you a pool table to add to your man cave. Hope ya like it, have a toast on me.
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    Thanks!!! I've got just the spot to place it!

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    48! damn i was that old once.

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    Happy Birthday Jefe !

    I made you a cake.


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    Happy birfday Mr.Hawg!

    You should crank this at 11:58pm on the 5th

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    Happy Birfday Hawg! 48 is a nice age.

    To go with your pool table I got you a ball holder and neon light. Hope you like it.

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    Lordy, Lordy look who's fourty..........8'ish.

    Are you an AARP member yet? Do you eat and go to bed before 9:15?
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    Are you an AARP member yet? Do you eat and go to bed before 9:15?
    Kicks in at 50, he's still got some time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Happy Birfday Hawg! 48 is a nice age.

    To go with your pool table I got you a ball holder and neon light. Hope you like it.

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    Thanks Judy, that stuff is really cool! I will enjoy! Feel free to stop by with your hubby anytime to hang out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    Are you an AARP member yet? Do you eat and go to bed before 9:15?
    No and yes

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    I got you a new bike, it's even your favorite color.

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    Thanks Opti! This might just make a nice urban commuter and it would surely clear the trails ahead of me when they see me coming on the double wide.

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    Hey Hawg I found the cake you were suppose to get when you were 16. Sorry I guess she aged a little after being lost that long.


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    ^ Oh, yum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    ^ Oh, yum!

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    Happy B-Day Hawg

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    And yes happy birthday hawgster

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    Quote Originally Posted by sasquatch rides a SS View Post
    I just threw up in my mouth a little.
    Happy birthday Hawgster.
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    Would you rather have this one?

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    Wow, thanks Sodak! I'm confident that I can teach her the "ropes".

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    ^^ That's a big ole pair of boots she's got there.
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    ^ She sure is making that rod bend...

    Happy birthday Hawg!

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    Pervs!

    HBD, ambassador! Let us know if you hit a mid life crisis or something so we can see what kind of sports car or motorbike or whatnot you get.

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    Hey GOB, did you ever hook up with the cute garbage guy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Hey GOB, did you ever hook up with the cute garbage guy?
    I did get a cute christmas card with him and his two sons. What do you think that means?

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    I did get a cute christmas card with him and his two sons. What do you think that means?
    I think it means love at first dump....

    He likes you obviously, but don't go for it without a full body raincoat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    love at first dump....
    appealing.

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    "rain gear!"

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    48? Good GOD that's old. Do you fart dust?


    ps: I'm 49. I don't know how in the hell that happened, but according to my DL, it's true.

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    Sorry Hawg I feel like a cheapskate after seeing some of these gifts. I guess having a one off custom pool table. Crafted in Italy by a single craftsman carved out of a single chunk of black mahagony and crafted over a three year period. Then shipped over to N.Y.C. And then shipped via a temperature controlled truck from N.Y. To So. Ca. And delivered to your front door via our special delivery team wasn't good enough.
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    Is that SANDY?!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Is that Sandy?!!!!
    Did you ask her when she delivered the pool table. I gave her special instructions to give you an exclusive "special" delivery.
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    Breaking news..this just in.
    A man named Hawg went fishing with his buddy. Celebrating his birthday the two were playing a game of pool on Hawgs newly acquired hand crafted Italian pool table. He had just received as a birthday gift and had it delivered to his fishing boat. Word has it the two were pre occupied by the delivery girl and weren't paying attention. Investigation pending on the driver of the boat but the reef wouldn't have been hard to avoid if the celebrating boys had been paying attention. Long Beach PD investigating possible alcohol involved film at 11:00p.m.
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    So Hawg I had them make ya a new cake since the last one went old.


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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    appealing.
    Garbage men drive their trucks to the dump to dump their load.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Is that SANDY?!!!
    Who's Sandy anyway?.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Who's Sandy anyway?.
    How could anyone forget who Sandy Summers is?! AZ remembers. Here's a taste.
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    ^^Yummy! Her IMDB page is awesome but warning, it is explicit.
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    Her IMDB filmography list is too funny.

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    Ha, so I went to Sandy Summers site and she's a porn star. And the photo I posted above is her in a U.P.S. Delivery outfit. Hmmm Hawg how did you know that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Ha, so I went to Sandy Summers site and she's a porn star. And the photo I posted above is her in a U.P.S. Delivery outfit. Hmmm Hawg how did you know that?
    I never forget a hawtie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I never forget a hawtie.
    You know your stars by name now that's impressive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    You know your stars by name now that's impressive.
    This is just one of those things that you see and never forget. I can say the same about certain fishes, bikes, destinations... We all do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    This is just one of those things that you see and never forget. I can say the same about certain fishes, bikes, destinations... We all do it.
    Ha,ha you said fishes.
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    Today is Mr. Sir Hawgs birthday.
    Happy Birthday Sir.
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    Hoppy Birfday, your Lordship
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    Thanks guys! I woke up crotchity, and aching...like a 48 year old should.

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    Now that it's the official day, happy b-day Hawg. Sorry, I gave out all my NSFW pics for Christmas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Now that it's the official day, happy b-day Hawg. Sorry, I gave out all my NSFW pics for Christmas.
    You are not forgiven!!!

    ...only thanked!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
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