Looking for new oc members, apply within if you have the balls !!

[Tone's]

OK, so im here to recruit new OFF CAMBER members.
After 'The great OC purge' we are a bit thin on the ground some might say..
We do have a serious set of rules here, and if you can follow the following rules your in..

Must have a good sense of humour

Must be able to take the piss from others and yourself, and have the piss taken from you by others.

Must have personal issues and be willing to share them with the rest of the OC and ask for advise.

Must not engage in in fighting with the OC family

Must not be offended by anything

Must be willing to post pictures of yourself nude

Must be willing to comfort other OC members in their times of need be it genuine or fake comfort.

Must be able to express your sexuality and sexual preferences on a regular basis and not be in fear of being judged.

We dont judge others here, only offer love and support

Being an idiot is a pre requisite of the OC forum.

You must be able to take the piss out of the rest of the biking community and forums on mtbr.

You must be able to share very personal information that could be embarrassing to yourself and others.

You must be able to take the piss in a loving way out of our mods Chum and Rockcrusher, god bless them.


OK these are just a few ground rules, if anybody else would like to add any please feel free to do so.

So all you lurkers its time to come out of the closet and join in, we will accept you with open arms and legs, sorry i didnt mean legs..

So current members, please join in here and welcome all new members in any way you can, who knows there might even be some rep handed out for the best replies from new members in this thread, but thats yet to be seen

Warm regards , Tones

[Bro]

Tl;dr. But can I join anyways?

[Tone's]

Yourv in Erik lol

[brad72]

Well Tone I 've been posting here for a while so I must be in already, that and being a fellow permanent Aussie/British citizen.....

As for nude photo's of myself, well if I were a chick I would have them up already for you all to gaze longingly at but i'm not and no one needs to be punished here by seeing me naked.

[nvphatty]

can i play can i huh can i???

[Optimus]

Well Tone I 've been posting here for a while so I must be in already, that and being a fellow permanent Aussie/British citizen.....

As for nude photo's of myself, well if I were a chick I would have them up already for you all to gaze longingly at but i'm not and no one needs to be punished here by seeing me naked.

That's where the "We don't judge others here" comes in. Post up those pics without fear of being judged. But, we WILL ridicule you if it's extremely small. Or crooked.

[sodak]

Tones I like the "rules" list, it should be pasted at the top of the forum. Although you hinted around it, but one rule should be "Absolutely no Butthurt" I am working on the nudie pic for you too...

[Dirty $anchez]

I would think that posting this in the OC isn't likely to draw in the members that aren't already here. Just thinking out loud here but expanding the search to other sub forums may yield higher returns.

[BigRingGrinder]

Seems to be a lot of piss involved...

Golden showers have never been my cup of tea.

[theMeat]

Mr. $anchez, didn't you read the rules, or are you just following them?

Being an idiot is a pre requisite of the OC forum.

[Tone's]

Mr. $anchez, didn't you read the rules, or are you just following them?

hehehehe, yes AZ ticks all the boxes especially that one.

[Tone's]

Seems to be a lot of piss involved...

Golden showers have never been my cup of tea.

As long as your on the receiving end from a loverly maiden, its all good bigring.. that sort of stuff brings you closer together......

[Tone's]

Tones I like the "rules" list, it should be pasted at the top of the forum. Although you hinted around it, but one rule should be "Absolutely no Butthurt" I am working on the nudie pic for you too...

Good idea sodak, just adding that to the rules now..

[Dirty $anchez]

Screw rules. Where do I sign up for this OC? Is this a binding Agreement or can I frequent other sub forums also? How much are the dues? Do I get a kick back for new member referrals? Is there an awards program? How about members discounts at the Waffle House? Can we celebrate Qwanza?

[Dirty $anchez]

P.S. Tone's, you need to let Nicole out of the basement so she can post here once in awhile.

[Tone's]

Screw rules. Where do I sign up for this OC? Is this a binding Agreement or can I frequent other sub forums also? How much are the dues? Do I get a kick back for new member referrals? Is there an awards program? How about members discounts at the Waffle House? Can we celebrate Qwanza?

First of all you can start by sending me 10% of your income, then i will look after you in the OC, sort of like your own personal body guard, but its basically like a pyramid scheme, new members that you bring in you can charge them 10% of their income, ive already got a few on my list, basically everybody on my friends list.

You can visit other MTBR sub forums but you must report back here and take the piss out of them whenever you can.

We can celebrate anything here as long as its not religious, religion is banned in the OC.

Yes when you sign up it is binding, you already know the rules on that, any talk of other forums will see the ban hammer com down on your taco like a tonne of bricks..

[Dirty $anchez]

I have not been getting my 10%, I suppose that it has been lost in the post. Do you sell Amway products?

[Tone's]

I have not been getting my 10%, I suppose that it has been lost in the post. Do you sell Amway products?

I might sell amway, what are you looking for ? i might sell tupperware too, and personal sexual aids...


WHERES ROCKCRUSHER AND CHUM ? Are these rules ok buy you guys, speak now or they will be definitive and binding, and can we please have this as an OC sticky, im on a recruitment drive for the good of mtbr..

[Wishful Tomcat]

No way am I giving over 10%, at least not until I receive the promised 10 rep point signing bonus.

[Tone's]

No way am I giving over 10%, at least not until I receive the promised 10 rep point signing bonus.

Ive just submitted my 'OC PYRAMID SCHEME' to admin, im pretty sure they will accept it as it involves everybody making more money and getting more rep, its a no brainer really...

[NicoleB]

i peed on someone's leg once.

[lycaon]

Guess it's time to stop lurking? I'm in.

[Wishful Tomcat]

i peed on someone's leg once.

I accidentally pee on my on leg just this morning.

[Tone's]

i peed on someone's leg once.

God i wish it was mine please tell us the story Nic..

[NicoleB]

I pee on my on leg usually twice a day

i manage to do that to sometimes. its like a kinked urethra sometimes, it just goes sidways.