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    The Lamest sub forum on MTBR - AND THE WINNER IS ?

    THE WINNER IS....................THE PASSION FORUM.........Hands down.

    Really, its just the muppet show in passion, its like the Oprah Winfrey show in there.


    Its where the very serious bikers go to talk 'passion' LOL.

    These are the un written rules of the passion section.

    1. You must take your self and your biking very seriously

    2. No going off topic

    3. You must only post about something that involves passion.

    4. you must be deep and meaningful.

    5. NO JOKING ALLOWED

    6. you must post pictures with some sort of poetic meaning of life comment under them.

    7. PICTURES OF THE FALL Are a prerequisite for being a serious passion member.

    8. you must love sob stories and stories of personal hardships

    9. You must love taking 'selfies' over and over again and expect other to be interested.

    10. you must love looking at pictures of other peoples ugly kids and pretend you give a shite.

    11. More PICTURES OF THE FALL, AND YOURSELF

    12. To enter you must of been hiding behind a tree when god handed out senses of humour.

    13. You must love looking at yourself so much that its ok to blog thread after thread for years and years with pictures of yourself riding a bike


    I just popped in there to check on the coolaiders, and man i realise why i never bother looking any more.

    Any other contenders for the lamest sub forum here ?

    BEST MTBR FORUM GOES TO THE OFF CAMBER FORUM, WE CARRY THIS PLACE, AND ITS A HEAVY WEIGHT TO BARE.


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    Im just popping over to post this in the passion forum, im sure they will get the joke......
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    Quote Originally Posted by tone's View Post
    im just popping over to post this in the passion forum, im sure they will get the joke......
    lol!
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    I dont know man, the internal gear hub sub forum is pretty crazy. Ive heard of perma bans handed out for posting positive things about derailleurs over there. They dont take kindly to jokes about their internal gear hubs.

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    This is why I am 99% in the OC. It's too scary out there....
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    I dont know man, the internal gear hub sub forum is pretty crazy. Ive heard of perma bans handed out for posting positive things about derailleurs over there. They dont take kindly to jokes about their internal gear hubs.
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH.

    A bit like the commuter forum, ive been in there a few times trying to tell them that the bike riders are the problems on the roads, not the cars, they didnt warm to well to that lol.
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    Agree with all your points, especially #10

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    i was going to say "eastern canada" for the double standard of "acrimonious behavior " and "advocacy thought crimes" talk about lame... but you make a pretty good case for passion tones...

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    Whew... I just ventured out. I found the bikepacking section. Pretty cool stuff in there. Was able to dump some rep and quickly returned..
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    sodak, how's your blood pressure? Coming back down now? I hope so. It's a scary world outside of OC. Kinda like leaving Mama Kangaroo's pouch.

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    Yup, getting better now. I think I will try it once a day to get used to the "outside" world. I better practice being angry, stubborn & arrogant.
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    Tone's..................Brilliant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    I dont know man, the internal gear hub sub forum is pretty crazy. Ive heard of perma bans handed out for posting positive things about derailleurs over there. They dont take kindly to jokes about their internal gear hubs.
    The DYI light forum is the furthest removed from all others on this site...

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    Passion was the go to forum before all the "which 29er saddle?" threads. We should post some ride pics and reports to help return it to its former stature. Just sayin.

    Does the Passion forum have any moderation? After a quick glance it would appear that it is in desperate need of more of it, move some of those threads to General or Beginners sub-forums. My two centavo's.

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    Well, I sort of agree with Tone's assessment, except of course for the fact that ANY forum on emptybeer is by definition lame in nature. Ever since the Great Purge of the f88 forum, in the throes of the Ibis (Ibex?) scandal, this place has been basically been a site for paying advertisers to shill their products. Small activities on the perimeters are tolerated, but any commentary of substance is quickly squashed.

    Fer chrissakes, you can't even post any 4-letter words on this site. In a way, Off-Camber is the biggest joke of all, with it's illusion of irreverence and the implication that one is 'free' to say whatever here.
    Good luck with that!

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    The longer this thread gets, the closer OC gets to winning the contest
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray Raton View Post
    Well, I sort of agree with Tone's assessment, except of course for the fact that ANY forum on emptybeer is by definition lame in nature. Ever since the Great Purge of the f88 forum, in the throes of the Ibis (Ibex?) scandal, this place has been basically been a site for paying advertisers to shill their products. Small activities on the perimeters are tolerated, but any commentary of substance is quickly squashed.

    Fer chrissakes, you can't even post any 4-letter words on this site. In a way, Off-Camber is the biggest joke of all, with it's illusion of irreverence and the implication that one is 'free' to say whatever here.
    Good luck with that!
    Ray, mate the OC here is pretty free n cool, your not here to see plenty of it, our mods here let us run the gauntlet, they are not power heads, as long as a few basic respectful rules are followed its all pretty sweet.
    There was a dark time about 6 months ago, with many misunderstandings from both sides,but its all back to normal now.

    If anybody knows how much one can push the boundry's its me, i wouldnt be here if we couldnt have adult fun and be idiots, its not true at all that commentary of substance is squashed, mate its pretty liberal in here, we post 4 letter words every day in the OC, look i'll do it now f*ck, shit etc, but its not really needed, nor is it an example of freedom.

    I agree some parts of the forum are way to controlled and serious, but not in here.

    Im just giving credit where its due mate, our mods here are pretty sweet, and its not untill you get some power tripper that many will realise how good it is in here, Ray, you should pop in a bit more mate

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    The 26er forum.
    Those guys are zealots over there.
    Anything you say against 26ers is met with cult-like non-sense.
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    I forgot the Nutrition and Hydration forum, theres some serious dudes in there that are very serious about their bodies, food, gel bars, breakfast, etc.
    Dont go in there chucking Maccas or hungry jacks jokes around, they will treat you like a heroin addict lol.
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    The Lamest sub forum on MTBR - AND THE WINNER IS ?

    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    the %sub_forum_variable% forum.
    Those guys are zealots over there.
    Anything you say against %sub_forum_variable% is met with cult-like non-sense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray Raton View Post
    Well, I sort of agree with Tone's assessment, except of course for the fact that ANY forum on emptybeer is by definition lame in nature. Ever since the Great Purge of the f88 forum, in the throes of the Ibis (Ibex?) scandal, this place has been basically been a site for paying advertisers to shill their products. Small activities on the perimeters are tolerated, but any commentary of substance is quickly squashed.

    Fer chrissakes, you can't even post any 4-letter words on this site. In a way, Off-Camber is the biggest joke of all, with it's illusion of irreverence and the implication that one is 'free' to say whatever here.
    Good luck with that!
    Couldnt agree more.

    Just look at the somthing awefull forums to take a gander at what off camber really is.


    This place reminds me of an "R" rated movie with no violence drugs or nudity.

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    Ha,ha Tones you nailed it, the Passion forum has been like that for years. I ventured over there a few months back after a year or so hiatus. Hoping for a change but it actiually seemed worse. As Tomcat mentioned your #10 is so true. And the fact that you had better post photo's of your recent epic and discuss it in the most serious way. That forum is a joke, half of them are so serious about their bike riding they have a stick up their ass if you venture from the topic at hand ( their recent epic). The other half are beginners trying to fit in. I learned long ago the O.C. is where it's at. A few other forums for the hell of it once in awhile. But the majority of my time is in the O.C. I'm all weepy right now, I feel like it is family around here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray Raton View Post
    Well, I sort of agree with Tone's assessment, except of course for the fact that ANY forum on emptybeer is by definition lame in nature. Ever since the Great Purge of the f88 forum, in the throes of the Ibis (Ibex?) scandal, this place has been basically been a site for paying advertisers to shill their products. Small activities on the perimeters are tolerated, but any commentary of substance is quickly squashed.

    Fer chrissakes, you can't even post any 4-letter words on this site. In a way, Off-Camber is the biggest joke of all, with it's illusion of irreverence and the implication that one is 'free' to say whatever here.
    Good luck with that!



    Yeah the demise of f88me has left upwards of 15 people in a vacuum with nowhere to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    I forgot the Nutrition and Hydration forum, theres some serious dudes in there that are very serious about their bodies, food, gel bars, breakfast, etc.
    Dont go in there chucking Maccas or hungry jacks jokes around, they will treat you like a heroin addict lol.
    Lol they dont like recomending beer for carbs either bunch of skinny drug addics in there

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    And have any of you ever noticed that Passion is at the top of the scroll bar. Everything else is in alphabetical order, but for some reason Passion is held at a higher standard. Just like the stick up their ass regulars over there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tone's View Post
    ...dont go in there chucking maccas jokes around, they will not know what the fcuk you are talking about with your dingo-lingo...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuglio View Post
    Couldnt agree more.

    Just look at the somthing awefull forums to take a gander at what off camber really is.


    This place reminds me of an "R" rated movie with no violence drugs or nudity.
    LOL, You n Ray know where to fug off to dont you lol
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    Re: The Lamest sub forum on MTBR - AND THE WINNER IS ?

    Vintage/Retro is the worst. The game has passed them by, but they're too senile to realize it, and too stubborn to take a dirt nap. =-O

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllMountin' View Post
    Vintage/Retro is the worst. The game has passed them by, but they're too senile to realize it, and too stubborn to take a dirt nap. =-O
    LOL, Funny stuff right there, rep sent, you should stick around in here mate....
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllMountin' View Post
    Vintage/Retro is the worst. The game has passed them by, but they're too senile to realize it, and too stubborn to take a dirt nap. =-O
    Ha,ha classic statement. Although I can appreciate the beginnings and root equipment of our sport. That statement is hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray Raton View Post
    Well, I sort of agree with Tone's assessment, except of course for the fact that ANY forum on emptybeer is by definition lame in nature. Ever since the Great Purge of the f88 forum, in the throes of the Ibis (Ibex?) scandal, this place has been basically been a site for paying advertisers to shill their products. Small activities on the perimeters are tolerated, but any commentary of substance is quickly squashed.

    Fer chrissakes, you can't even post any 4-letter words on this site. In a way, Off-Camber is the biggest joke of all, with it's illusion of irreverence and the implication that one is 'free' to say whatever here.
    Good luck with that!
    I hear ya Ray. This place is for letting your guard down. For playing. Not to be taken seriously. We goof off in here to get away from all the seriousness elsewhere that clearly has you aggravated just the same.

    But everything has to have some form of control, some form of limits to keep it from exploding. If we all just said whatever, whenever, this place would turn into one gigantic arguing match 24/7. Nobody (except for the super trolls) wants that here. In fact, we all have an understanding of what it takes to keep that from happening. It's not a perfect world out there but in here, we can have fun and that's a big load off my mind, for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuglio View Post
    This place reminds me of an "R" rated movie with no violence drugs or nudity.
    But why does it have to have that to be good? You're a parent, right? You don't enjoy kids movies, rated G, PG, or PG13???

    As that fat little Martian alien thing that lived in the guy's belly in Total Recall said, "Open your mind. Open your mind. Open your mind. Open your mind. Open your mind...."

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    This is the kind of thing that should be in the Passion Forum, but I'm gonna post it here


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    That's a pretty good list ... but I was completely blown away that you missed the #1 rule.

    1) If you want to talk about something that is completely unrelated to cycling and want it on the "front page" a.k.a "Passion", simply add the word "Passion" to your post title and it suddenly becomes legit.

    Examples:
    Genital Warts Passion
    Barium Enema Passion
    Stick it in a door jam and slam it Passion

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    Quote Originally Posted by steiny View Post
    That's a pretty good list ... but I was completely blown away that you missed the #1 rule.

    1) If you want to talk about something that is completely unrelated to cycling and want it on the "front page" a.k.a "Passion", simply add the word "Passion" to your post title and it suddenly becomes legit.

    Examples:
    Genital Warts Passion
    Barium Enema Passion
    Stick it in a door jam and slam it Passion
    I've noticed that as well. Given the high and mighty opinion some of those folks have of their forum I was always a bit surprised the mods didn't move those types of threads. Seems to be evidence of the lack of moderators that D Sanchez mentioned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllMountin' View Post
    Vintage/Retro is the worst. The game has passed them by, but they're too senile to realize it, and too stubborn to take a dirt nap. =-O
    I thought this was the vintage forum.

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    I still don't understand General Discussion. I helped someone out there last night, and I ended up getting pos rep for it! WTF is that all about?
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steiny View Post
    ... If you want to talk about something that is completely unrelated to cycling and want it on the "front page" a.k.a "Passion", simply add the word "Passion" to your post title and it suddenly becomes legit.

    Examples: Stick it in a door jam and slam it Passion
    Done
    Stick it in a door jam and slam it Passion
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    Looks like you already got a bite.
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    Interesting experiment, I'm going to watch this for awhile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    But why does it have to have that to be good? You're a parent, right? You don't enjoy kids movies, rated G, PG, or PG13???

    As that fat little Martian alien thing that lived in the guy's belly in Total Recall said, "Open your mind. Open your mind. Open your mind. Open your mind. Open your mind...."
    Well if im expecting R and get pg-13 its depressing. Total Recall isnt the same without the "three boobed woman"
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    I think some 'member' experiences need to be added - maybe even reference riding
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    You do realize you're now on the hook to follow Tone's other rules right? Make sure you police the thread and keep everyone on topic. Also, get some self-compromising pics posted pronto.

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    ^^ pics of 'the fall' may be nsfw

    This was a BMX rider
    NSFW (gore) - My brother-in-law was in a horrible BMX accident last night. [NSFW] : WTF
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    ^^ pics of 'the fall' may be nsfw
    Just shop the pic with one of those black sensor squares.

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    Head over to Passion and check out the Durex condoms ad somebody posted on Dell's thread-its hilarious.

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    You know, Tone's, if you weren't so damn funny your misanthropic mindset would be depressing....

    I do get the 'Passion' thing, spot on in fact.

    (don't 'f' with my IGH, I already know it's heavy and draggy)

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    Quote Originally Posted by nwbikur View Post
    Head over to Passion and check out the Durex condoms ad somebody posted on Dell's thread-its hilarious.
    OMG! There's a phrase in the urban dictionary that describes this situation - that is, think of anything perverted and somewhere, somebody will have already posted a video of it on the internet. LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by steiny View Post
    OMG! There's a phrase in the urban dictionary that describes this situation - that is, think of anything perverted and somewhere, somebody will have already posted a video of it on the internet. LOL!
    thats rule 34

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    That thread is already all jacked up. The ad is worth a look. lulz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuglio View Post
    thats rule 34
    Rule 34. That's it! Thank you sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nwbikur View Post
    Head over to Passion and check out the Durex condoms ad somebody posted on Dell's thread-its hilarious.
    Copied here for Tone's review ... just in case that thread burns down before Tone's gets out of bed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by steiny View Post
    Copied here for Tone's review ... just in case that thread burns down before Tone's gets out of bed.
    Lol, good call, I'm guessing that thread is going to have a short shelf life.

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    I like the Vintage forum, so fvck you,fvuk all of you, rat bastards.....
    And screw Passion, I just want a quickie, pay for it and get the hell out....

    Gotta go take a dump again, maybe pee too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    I think some 'member' experiences need to be added - maybe even reference riding
    If it'll help, I can post that I got it caught in my zipper once.

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    I like the Vintage forum, so fvck you,fvuk all of you, rat bastards.....
    And screw Passion, I just want a quickie, pay for it and get the hell out....
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    How bout this thread in the passion section right now ''Intestinal bug passion'' ......i mean really..........

    Who in the fek has a passion for any sort of intestinal bugs if your not a tape worm or some sort of parasite ?
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Disability insurance for mtn bikers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    This is why I am 99% in the OC. It's too scary out there....
    and you spend 1% ..... where?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Settertude View Post
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    Therez no way! And i buy expensive burgers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    How bout this thread in the passion section right now ''Intestinal bug passion'' ......i mean really..........

    Who in the fek has a passion for any sort of intestinal bugs if your not a tape worm or some sort of parasite ?
    I was just coming over here to comment on that thread. The funny thing is that its completely infested with the OC crew. But this whole business of attaching "passion" to something that is not passion is a little strange to me. At least put it in general.

    http://forums.mtbr.com/passion/intes...on-870017.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray Raton View Post
    Well, I sort of agree with Tone's assessment, except of course for the fact that ANY forum on emptybeer is by definition lame in nature. Ever since the Great Purge of the f88 forum, in the throes of the Ibis (Ibex?) scandal, this place has been basically been a site for paying advertisers to shill their products. Small activities on the perimeters are tolerated, but any commentary of substance is quickly squashed.

    Fer chrissakes, you can't even post any 4-letter words on this site. In a way, Off-Camber is the biggest joke of all, with it's illusion of irreverence and the implication that one is 'free' to say whatever here.
    Good luck with that!
    hmm, you must have missed the day when heads were rolling around here and blood was up to Tone's midget brother's neck... one couldn't fart without risking vacation...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    I still don't understand General Discussion. I helped someone out there last night, and I ended up getting pos rep for it! WTF is that all about?
    i don't know bro... that's crazy..
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    Quote Originally Posted by steiny View Post
    Copied here for Tone's review ... just in case that thread burns down before Tone's gets out of bed.

    awesome... LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by nwbikur View Post
    I was just coming over here to comment on that thread. The funny thing is that its completely infested with the OC crew.
    http://forums.mtbr.com/passion/intes...on-870017.html
    If you look closely at Fug's posted gif you can see unholstered boobies. How long till that's taken down?

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    On the "Similar Threads" thing at the bottom of the page of Delll's Passion thread it shows Hawg's very own What would you rather have to deal with...door #1, door #2, or door #3? thread, right here in the OC.
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    I think im going to put a thread in passion called PASSION FOR SERIAL KILLERS because im passionate about that, do you guys think this could be a good idea, and will you join in the thread.

    Who thinks this will go down well?
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    I don't that's a good idea, it's too tame and doesn't go far enough in today's radical world. You need something more edgy and extreme than than.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    I think im going to put a thread in passion called PASSION FOR SERIAL KILLERS because im passionate about that, do you guys think this could be a good idea, and will you join in the thread.

    Who thinks this will go down well?
    I think it will be hilarious while it lasts. And yes, I think it will go down well... like a fast sinking ship headed straight for Davey's Locker as it get's scooped up and tossed out by the bosses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aerius View Post
    I don't that's a good idea, it's too tame and doesn't go far enough in today's radical world. You need something more edgy and extreme than than.
    +1. Couldn't agree more.

    I think you need to step it up and at the same time, express to others how you really feel. You know, make it your own so to speak.

    I'm just thinking out loud here, but maybe something like:

    Passion for Serial Killers with Intestinal Bugs, or
    Passion for Serial Killers of Ugly Dingo Biscuit Toddlers, or
    Passion for Serial Killers who stick it in a door jam and slam it.

    But just Passion for Serial Killers ... yawn.

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    The Lamest sub forum on MTBR - AND THE WINNER IS ?

    I think somebody needs to start a thread in Passion titled Passion For English kitchens.
    Then link every spam thread that shows up.
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    I'm heading over to the dark side, I mean Passion to see what Tone conjured up. Anybody with me?
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    With all this talk about Passion I spent some long over due time in there today. Now after reading all the "epic" riding experiences I'm jonsen for a ride. Now the weekend is over,and my work week hours hardly allow for any riding. So I guess Passion can do what it was meant to do. Bring back the passion.
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    Nah--keep it here. I'm new and haven't quite figured it out yet, but I'd say contain the virus in OC and not take a chance. These boundaries may just be preventing mutation and WW-M.

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    Passion for Genital Warts...
    Climb into the sky, never wonder why - Tailgunner
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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    and you spend 1% ..... where?
    1% of the time I try to venture out and am always disappointed..
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Somebody is having an identity crisis, but wet behind the ears is often accompanied by personal confusion and an inability to make cogent decisions.
    No worries, though--time and perspective is your friend.
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    The Lamest sub forum on MTBR - AND THE WINNER IS ?

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    Passion for Genital Warts...
    I've very passionate about not getting those.
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    I was hoping someone would address the obvious.
    Thank you. I feel much better now.
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    I've very passionate about not getting those.

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    It looks like this thread is getting some attention over in Passion.

    this forum passion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    I think im going to put a thread in passion called PASSION FOR SERIAL KILLERS because im passionate about that, do you guys think this could be a good idea, and will you join in the thread.

    Who thinks this will go down well?
    I think there is a good chance that this would go down well, on account of the success of that "Dexter" series on Showtime....

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    Quote Originally Posted by nwbikur View Post
    It looks like this thread is getting some attention over in Passion.

    this forum passion
    To be honest, when I started that thread I was talking about the message board as a whole, not just the 'passion' forum; matter of fact I'm quite sure there are a few sub-forums that get me more stoked than 'passion'...
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    "Lights DIY - Do It Yourself" and "Where are the Best Deals?" are the ones that get me really stoked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thegweed View Post
    To be honest, when I started that thread I was talking about the message board as a whole, not just the 'passion' forum; matter of fact I'm quite sure there are a few sub-forums that get me more stoked than 'passion'...
    Welcome, you should stick around a bit. Its pretty passionate over here if you give the OC a chance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    "Lights DIY - Do It Yourself" and "Where are the Best Deals?" are the ones that get me really stoked.
    So, if Tone's softly whispered the titles of those two sub-forum pages to you in a small boat far out to sea, you would melt into his arms???

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    In a heartbeat!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loudviking View Post
    Passion for Genital Warts...


    Quote Originally Posted by Loudviking View Post
    Rincon98, I applied it to my Stumpy and Pugsly, as I do alot of night riding.
    Used 1/4 inch reflective tape, 25 ft roll will be more than enough.
    The tape I used came off ebay, comes in most any color, and when car
    lights hit it, it is very bright. Easy to put on, just make sure the rim is clean(rubbing alcohol) and follow the rim line........

    P.S. The OC is not the place to ask questions, unless it has to
    do with the seedy, dark side of the mind.........
    Or unless you have a growth on your dick you can't identify.

    Loudviking I'm starting to see a,pattern with your post's. Are you reaching out to us for some help? Is there a doctor in the house, or perhap's a nurse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thegweed View Post
    To be honest, when I started that thread I was talking about the message board as a whole, not just the 'passion' forum; matter of fact I'm quite sure there are a few sub-forums that get me more stoked than 'passion'...
    Hi There,

    do you mean "womens lounge"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Loudviking I'm starting to see a,pattern with your post's. Are you reaching out to us for some help? Is there a doctor in the house, or perhap's a nurse.
    Perhaps Nurse Judy can help with Loudviking's unidentified ailment? Does it burn or sting when you pee and is it oozing white stuff? If so, I have no idea what it could be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Perhaps Nurse Judy can help with Loudviking's unidentified ailment? Does it burn or sting when you pee and is it oozing white stuff? If so, I have no idea what it could be.
    I was hoping she could help him. Maybe once the hot summer day's subside his breakouts will slow down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I was hoping she could help him. Maybe once the hot summer day's subside his breakouts will slow down.
    Well if its' anything at all like I described, penicillan can help. But I wouldn't know anything about that either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loudviking View Post
    Passion for Genital Warts...
    Genital warts?

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    chicks dig scars.
    But not in the nether regions . Not there
    F*ck Cancer

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Genital warts?

    <a href="http://s520.photobucket.com/user/veggiecyclist/media/ioWtdWsKvzjGt_zps2fcd53cb.gif.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://i520.photobucket.com/albums/w330/veggiecyclist/ioWtdWsKvzjGt_zps2fcd53cb.gif" border="0" alt=" photo ioWtdWsKvzjGt_zps2fcd53cb.gif"/></a>

    chicks dig scars.
    But not in the nether regions . Not there
    So the round scar on the back of my left calf where my broken handle stabbed well into it is "sexy"???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    So the round scar on the back of my left calf where my broken handle stabbed well into it is "sexy"???
    Yup.There's a story behind every scar
    F*ck Cancer

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Yup.There's a story behind every scar
    Thats why i love cigarete burns. No mysterys what you see is what you get

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