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    Keith Richards

    turns 70 yo today. Happy Birthday.

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    He's gonna live forever
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    Congrats to old Keith. He doesn't look a day under 130.

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    wait he's still around?
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    Dang I saw the thread title and thought I must have missed the news...sorry Keith. Keep on rockin!

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    We could have a Weekend at Bernie's situation on our hands.
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    That's what good heroin does for you.

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    Poor feller got some killer arthritis these days. He can still lay it DOWN on them twisted digits. He's a MONKEY MAAAAHYNNN

    FYI- On that song, Keith Richards played electric and slide electric guitar... one of my top 10 Stones tunes.

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    What do you guys think he'll do for his birthday? And by that I mean, which drugs do you think he'll do for his birthday?

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    Re: Keith Richards

    The only things that will survive in the event of an apocalyptic event?

    Cockroaches and Keith Richards

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    I've seen the Stones twice in concert and both times he French kissed Mick Jagger.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Anybody who likes the Stones or old time rock n roll should check out Live at the Checkerboard Lounge in Chicago. The band made an impromptu stop after a show and they jam with Muddy Waters. Lots of Whiskey and cigarettes back then. This is one scene of many.

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    I knew a lady in TX who was a booty call for Richards from time to time back in the day. Apparently, he'd occasionally fly her out to London for a little fun. Amazing what a little family oil money and no responsibility will get you. ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ddprocter View Post
    Congrats to old Keith. He doesn't look a day under 130.
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    We could have a Weekend at Bernie's situation on our hands.
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    lol! yeah. he is like a scrawny skeletor.

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    I've seen the Stones in concert in Toronto a few times (good times ) . The band often came to Toronto to rehearse for tours at a location a few blocks from where I lived. I spotted Mick a few times riding a rented mountain bike in the neighbourhood... I couldn't believe it. But I later confirmed it with the local bike shop (Cyclepath) that rented the bikes to the band and crew.

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    AZ, I think you meant to post that he turn 170 years old. Please fix that.

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    Saw the Stones a few times myself way back when (late 70's, early 80's).

    The guy taking the solo at about the 1:25 mark in AZ's video is Waddy Wachtel. I saw his band play a couple weeks ago here in LA. These older gents can still play some pretty good rock-n-roll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ddprocter View Post
    Congrats to old Keith. He doesn't look a day under 130.
    Lulz.

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    Keith Richards

    Quote Originally Posted by ddprocter View Post
    What do you guys think he'll do for his birthday? And by that I mean, which drugs do you think he'll do for his birthday?
    Geritol, Metamucil, Viagra, and Depends.


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    I would have bet he would never have made it. Good
    for Keith.

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    he's been on the earth for 7 decades, but he turned 70 about 40 years ago....
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    Maybe he won't fall out of a palm tree.

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    Happy 73rd Birfday Keef!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladmo View Post
    Dang I saw the thread title and thought I must have missed the news...sorry Keith. Keep on rockin!
    Dang, I forgot all about this thread, and had the exact same reaction as last time. Sorry Keith x2.

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    Keith Richards has looked the same for a longggg time.

    The first two Stones albums had some seriously awesome studio musicians.

    The band went off the rails after that for sooo many years. I'd rather listen to ode skoo delta bluesmen rather than Blue and Lonesome : /
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    Quote Originally Posted by wv_bob View Post
    He's gonna live forever
    No he isn't.

    For a start, he's not that old. I know plenty of people who are older than he is and are in much better shape. Guy just along the road is over eighty and still chops his own firewood.

    Keith has just looked really old for a long time so people get into their heads that he's been really old for a long time. He is in fact, fecked!

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    I saw the Stones in 1981. Keith Richards looked like a corpse back then. I don't know how old he is, but he's got more miles on him than that man in your neighborhood chopping firewood. As far as I'm concerned, it's a miracle he is still alive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JACKL View Post
    I saw the Stones in 1981. Keith Richards looked like a corpse back then. I don't know how old he is, but he's got more miles on him than that man in your neighborhood chopping firewood. As far as I'm concerned, it's a miracle he is still alive.
    I saw them twice around the same time frame. I thought he looked very young and youthful.





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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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