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    Just In Beaver....

    How long till he meets James Dean. Let the betting begin! I say, by the end of the year.

    Edit: Ok, for those of you who don't get it. How long till Justin Bieber whacks himself in his Ferrari.

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    Expand that a little?

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    You were just in beaver???? Dude, where the hell do you work, it's the middle of the day!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Expand that a little?
    The Bieb man. How long till he whacks himself in his ferrari?

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    You were just in beaver???? Dude, where the hell do you work, it's the middle of the day!
    That was funny! Beaver is not just a night time thing, you know.

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    I'm so embarrassed for you, talking about Justin Beiber. Justin Timberlake is much cooler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    The Bieb man. How long till he whacks himself in his ferrari?
    He's old enough to drive?

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    Hey, we all know about your torrid under aged affair with the Bieb. We don't need to rehash that here.

    Timberlake is corny, but he's not stupid enough to whack himself.
    Last edited by Mountain Cycle Shawn; 05-30-2013 at 03:53 PM.

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    False advertising. Thread did NOT deliver.

    Someone link a nsfw hot chick pic for the sake of future readers.

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    He's more likely to get his ass beat by the very large NFL players that live in his gated community. I find it funny that one of them chased him down in their Prius.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Just In Beaver....

    I'm so confused. You were just in a self-whacking Beaver?
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    Ty! Thread is now win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    He's old enough to drive?
    No, he just sits in the Ferrari in his driveway and whacks.
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    Weird thread?

    I know a guy named Justin. He's way more cool than those dumb celebrities.

    In fact, why were any of those goofballs even mentioned here???

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    No, he just sits in the Ferrari in his driveway and whacks.
    His beaver.

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    I only know of this from the talk radio this morning. But, I believe this is the intention of the thread.... I could be wrong and I like the beaver shots better anyway...

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    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    I only know of this from the talk radio this morning. But, I believe this is the intention of the thread.... I could be wrong and I like the beaver shots better anyway...

    Justin Bieber vs. Keyshawn Johnson -- Intense Showdown at Singer's Mansion | TMZ.com
    Hey, you're smarter then the average beaver.

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    I've read a similar thread in a motorcycle forum after he bought himself a brand spanking new Ducati superbike. Evidently he hasn't ridden it yet as he's still alive.
    Posting on the basis that ignorance shared is ignorance doubled.

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    Just In Beaver....

    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    Hey, you're smarter then the average beaver.
    The in house beavers object.

    ps. His little goober friends already crashed it. I hate him and all his flat brimmed, butt cracked selfies.

    pps. Never mention him again. Geez!

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    ^not a belieber?

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    hell no!

    I'm more a Daniel Craig fan.

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    Just in Pants

    Just In Beaver....-justin-bieber-baggy-pants.jpg
    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    i heard on the radio beiber had the cops called on him for cruising around on a segway with a joint. lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I know, right? I posted "nice beaver" and I was hoping Nicole would pop on and say "thanks, I just had it stuffed".
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    Leave It To Beaver

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
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    It looks like he dropped a hot one in his pants.

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    I was at the Billboard Music Awards last week, and Bieber was there of course, surrounded by all his moron hangers-on... I was backstage waiting for the person I worked with to go up on stage, and Bieber and entourage wandered up along the hallway where all the gear goes up onto the stage, just as the crew were bringing another act's gear down from the stage on the ramp. The Bieber gang were right in the way of this transition, and the security guys were shouting for a clear passage to make the changeover in time... the group of people just would not move out of the way... it was hilarious, they were all getting hit and pushed by the crew and big pieces of equipment, but they would not move and 'lose face'... Bieber was lost somewhere in the middle of the melee, but pushed his way to the edge of the group and immediately got nailed by a drum riser! It was hilarious and sad. What a misguided soul. The saddest thing is all of the enablers that promote his d'baggery...
    I saw the picture of him on his Ducati... if I saw him on the road on that, or in anything, I would run and hide.
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    This is still more interesting than rich, stupid, kids.
    The ridiculousness of cycling clothes increase exponentially in relation to the distance from your bicycle.

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    I like my Beaver extra hot.
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    There's really nice Beaver in UT.

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    And in PA.

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    great now I am in a mood for beaver tails.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    There's some strange folk out there 'bouts. They have no sense of humor.
    http://thewoodgallery.blogspot.ca/

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    gROSS. Is that pizza dough with pinto beans and cottage cheese?

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    no it is fried donut dough with strawberries and whip cream.
    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
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    whoops! That sounds better. Although the donut dough looks greasy.

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    Just In Beaver....

    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    no it is fried donut dough with strawberries and whip cream.
    Oh thank God! That actually sounds good.


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    I could go for a greasy beaver right now.
    The ridiculousness of cycling clothes increase exponentially in relation to the distance from your bicycle.

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    ^ careful now,.. I hear they can get slippery when wet.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    As it should be!
    The ridiculousness of cycling clothes increase exponentially in relation to the distance from your bicycle.

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    A lifelong journey...for some

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    That's just so wrong! That's no way to treat a beaver, all flat, stretched out of shape, and lifeless. Beavers should be well cared for, and allowed to flourish with much love and affection.
    The ridiculousness of cycling clothes increase exponentially in relation to the distance from your bicycle.

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    ^ and pet often..
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    broadcasting from
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    Quote Originally Posted by singlesprocket View Post
    beiber kills man
    FTFY

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