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    Its my last day of work: WWOCD?

    So its my last day of fellowship. Its a very long story that spans about a decade of my life, but today that chapter ends . . . . what would the fine folks of OC do to leave their mark?

    Note: I've been very successful here and I DO need these people for references!
    Alcohol may lead nowhere, but it sure is the scenic route!

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    Crap in the fish tank.

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    In all seriousness, bring donuts. Go out with everyone thinking you're awesome.

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    Naked farewell lunch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottap2003 View Post
    Crap in the fish tank.
    We don't have a fishtank . . . or else I would.

    Quote Originally Posted by scottap2003 View Post
    In all seriousness, bring donuts. Go out with everyone thinking you're awesome.
    DONE! There's an AWESOME donut shop close by too. Mmmmm . . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by justamember View Post
    Party like it's 2050.
    That would entail partying like I am 80 years old . . . . probably wouldn't be very fun.
    Alcohol may lead nowhere, but it sure is the scenic route!

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    I brought donuts when I left my job in TX to move to CO. Now anytime I go back to visit family, I bring in a 12 pack of cokes. Those guys still love me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozz View Post
    Naked farewell lunch.
    Trust me, there's definitely a few here that I would be thrilled to dine naked with!
    Alcohol may lead nowhere, but it sure is the scenic route!

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    go out to Happy Hour with everyone after work.

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    Huge smokey Burnout across the bosses parking stall...
    Hey Miraculous... Go Raiders ! .
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    Its my last day of work: WWOCD?

    Sex with the bosses daughter, on her Daddy's desk.
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    Steal a bunch of Post-It notes and pens.
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    Phenolphthalein in the water cooler/coffee urn... that'll make it a day to remember for all!
    It's all Here. Now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Steal a bunch of Post-It notes and pens.
    Nothing extreme, please!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NJTransplant View Post
    go out to Happy Hour with everyone after work.
    Already planned . . .

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    Huge smokey Burnout across the bosses parking stall...
    I've got an AWD car . . . pretty tough to break all 4 loose!

    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Steal a bunch of Post-It notes and pens.
    Oh, trust me . . . my home office is stocked for like 2 years.
    Alcohol may lead nowhere, but it sure is the scenic route!

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    definite malingerer

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007 View Post
    I've got an AWD car . . . pretty tough to break all 4 loose!.
    Use someone elses ! ...

    shheesh... you're making this more difficult than it is.
    Hey Miraculous... Go Raiders ! .
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    Quote Originally Posted by PerfectZero View Post


    Why do you have a picture of that?!
    Alcohol may lead nowhere, but it sure is the scenic route!

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    there's a picture of everything on the internets!
    definite malingerer

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    Beer bust after work.

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    So there is an entire new crop of trainees coming in but they have not yet sat at their desks. I've taken the liberty of swapping mice/keyboard connections between computers, taping over the lasers on the mice, pasting screenshots for wallpapers . . . you know, the usual for any new-hire. That should be fun for a day or two.

    I dropped off a case of donuts, and we're going for beers mid-afternoon. Its a good day.
    Alcohol may lead nowhere, but it sure is the scenic route!

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    What the deal with the plate of food?? I am curious.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    hire a stripper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Steal a bunch of Post-It notes and pens.
    Quote Originally Posted by 007 View Post
    Oh, trust me . . . my home office is stocked for like 2 years.
    You so CRAZY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007 View Post
    ...I've got an AWD car . . . pretty tough to break all 4 loose!
    You can still do donuts on the lawn. Might be able to leave "007" if you're good at car control.

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    First, good luck on the next chapter. Second, nothing says class like a balloon bouquet.
    Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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