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    the internet a gift from god???

    damn skippy

    Pope Francis Calls the Internet 'Gift From God'

    "The walls which divide us can be broken down only if we are prepared to listen and learn from one another," he said. "The Internet, in particular, offers immense possibilities for encounter and solidarity. This is something truly good, a gift from God."

    The pope is no stranger to technology. @Pontifex, his official Twitter account, regularly tweets spiritual blessings and has received an additional 2 million followers since Pope Benedict XVI resigned. Pope Francis has also appeared in a selfie or two....
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    I thought it was a gift from Al Gore?

    Either way, god doesn't believe in the Internet, or the Pope for that matter....

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    And on the 7th Day, he said...."Aww fukk that! I'll let them figure it out!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by pharmaboy View Post
    I thought it was a gift from Al Gore?...
    Al Gore is gonna be pissed

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    How does internet porn figure into all of this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    How does internet porn figure into all of this?
    free will
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    I don't believe in intelligent design. Not to say it didn't happen, just sayin you can't prove it.
    I don't know why,... it's just MUSS easier to pedal than the other ones.

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    So being on the internet = worship/church?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kronk View Post
    So being on the internet = worship/church?
    No my son, the internet is merely a gift from our heavenly father. It is up to you to use it as you wish. No go forth and multiply.
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    No go forth and multiply? The internet isn't THAT good!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    How does internet porn figure into all of this?
    Of course it does. What else is used more in the internet than porn?! NOTHING!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Of course it does. What else is used more in the internet than porn?! NOTHING!!!
    Cat videos

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      nooooooo
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails the internet a gift from god???-hellonearth.png  

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    ^ Could inserting a different kind of male something into a different kind of female something also be a gateway to Purgatory?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    ^ Could inserting a different kind of male something into a different kind of female something also be a gateway to Purgatory?
    We are talking hard drives and software right?
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    Fornicators!! All of you shall feel the wrath of god!
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    If god gave us the internet does that mean porn is okay
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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
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    oops...

    ya got me

    rockcrusher...give me a warning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    If god gave us the internet does that mean porn is okay
    "Porn is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ---Ben Franklin.

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    A little porn never hurt anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Kuhl View Post
    A little porn never hurt anyone.
    And a lot of porn feels even better

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    ^ true

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    Now all of you stop trolling and go to the corner.

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    If the internet is a gift from God, why do I have to pay $50 / month to receive it?

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    the corner is where I keep the porn stash. Thanks!
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    IMO, Man created the internet. Thanks Man. He also made this computer I'm using. Thanks Man. Without electricity this internet idea wouldn't be possible. Thanks Man.

    Funny how religious types are always so quick to give credit to a single being. When humanity works together we can accomplish a lot of great things in this world.
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    God is a concept, by which we measure our pain...

    Anyone tell me who said that? Answers on the back of a $100 bill and mailed to me please, then I can afford next month's web stuff...
    It's all Here. Now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    If the internet is a gift from God, why do I have to pay $50 / month to receive it?
    Marriage is also often referred to as a gift from God. Pretty sure it costs me more than $50/month.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    God is a concept, by which we measure our pain...

    Anyone tell me who said that? Answers on the back of a $100 bill and mailed to me please, then I can afford next month's web stuff...
    I know, I know! Fresh out of C-notes, would Monopoly money do?

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    Always thought there was something divine about porn hub.
    "The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks."
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    Then the O.C. is surely to be equated as Sodom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ View Post
    Then the O.C. is surely to be equated as Sodom.
    Do ya think? From a nearby thread:

    "The OP just needs to man up if he is really serious about cutting his baby making fluid.

    This is the OC forum....so here is my OC answer:

    Stick it in her butt and blow it in her mouth. Then give her an angry pirate. That always gets a laugh."
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