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    the internet a gift from god???

    damn skippy

    Pope Francis Calls the Internet 'Gift From God'

    "The walls which divide us can be broken down only if we are prepared to listen and learn from one another," he said. "The Internet, in particular, offers immense possibilities for encounter and solidarity. This is something truly good, a gift from God."

    The pope is no stranger to technology. @Pontifex, his official Twitter account, regularly tweets spiritual blessings and has received an additional 2 million followers since Pope Benedict XVI resigned. Pope Francis has also appeared in a selfie or two....
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    I thought it was a gift from Al Gore?

    Either way, god doesn't believe in the Internet, or the Pope for that matter....

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    And on the 7th Day, he said...."Aww fukk that! I'll let them figure it out!"
    It's all Here. Now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pharmaboy View Post
    I thought it was a gift from Al Gore?...
    Al Gore is gonna be pissed

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    How does internet porn figure into all of this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    How does internet porn figure into all of this?
    free will
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    I don't believe in intelligent design. Not to say it didn't happen, just sayin you can't prove it.
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    So being on the internet = worship/church?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kronk View Post
    So being on the internet = worship/church?
    No my son, the internet is merely a gift from our heavenly father. It is up to you to use it as you wish. No go forth and multiply.
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    No go forth and multiply? The internet isn't THAT good!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    How does internet porn figure into all of this?
    Of course it does. What else is used more in the internet than porn?! NOTHING!!!
    Now taking orders for new born baby Gorns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Of course it does. What else is used more in the internet than porn?! NOTHING!!!
    Cat videos

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      nooooooo
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    ^ Could inserting a different kind of male something into a different kind of female something also be a gateway to Purgatory?
    Now taking orders for new born baby Gorns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    ^ Could inserting a different kind of male something into a different kind of female something also be a gateway to Purgatory?
    We are talking hard drives and software right?
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    Fornicators!! All of you shall feel the wrath of god!
    Let's eat Ted
    Let's eat, Ted
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    If god gave us the internet does that mean porn is okay
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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
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    oops...

    ya got me

    rockcrusher...give me a warning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    If god gave us the internet does that mean porn is okay
    "Porn is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ---Ben Franklin.
    Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    A little porn never hurt anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Kuhl View Post
    A little porn never hurt anyone.
    And a lot of porn feels even better
    Now taking orders for new born baby Gorns.

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    ^ true

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    Now all of you stop trolling and go to the corner.

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    If the internet is a gift from God, why do I have to pay $50 / month to receive it?

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