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    If you were abducted by aliens and taken to their world...

    What good human traits/habits/traditions would you introduce them to?

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    Baskin Robins.

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    porn.

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    if they look like this

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    The 3 "B's"

    Beer, Bikes, and Bacon

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    Morris Dancing... then they'd leave us alone.
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    I would tell them to pull my finger

    then

    Put a bucket of water over the door and watch the fun when the alien walks in!

    I hope they develop a sense of humor
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    Riding downhill on a space mountain ripping anti-gravity berms while traveling to the most awesome galactic river to kayak down some cosmic rapids and fishing for heavenly fish. Then some intergalactic beverages and fire.. Yup, that about does it.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    sock puppets

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    the joy of rubbing one out

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    Sports!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    Riding downhill on a space mountain ripping anti-gravity berms while traveling to the most awesome galactic river to kayak down some cosmic rapids and fishing for heavenly fish. Then some intergalactic beverages and fire.. Yup, that about does it.
    That sounds groovy and totally cosmic, Sodak. Singlesprocket and I are shredding with you!
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    I'd probably just hang out with Tone's.
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    Hmmm.... this subforum seems to have an abnormal fascination with alien abductions. I'm sure it's related to its love of bacon or something. oink oink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Hmmm.... this subforum seems to have an abnormal fascination with alien abductions. I'm sure it's related to its love of bacon or something. oink oink.

    I'm with ya GOB... but more along the lines of "makin' bacon".



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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Hmmm.... this subforum seems to have an abnormal fascination with alien abductions. I'm sure it's related to its love of bacon or something. boink boink.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    That sounds groovy and totally cosmic, Sodak. Singlesprocket and I are shredding with you!
    It will be a stellar time.. Just hope the aliens are down. My luck they would only want to eat my face and take over our planet.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Microbrew, smokin’ weed, and making music (with analog musical instruments– guitars, drums, n shˇt). I wouldn’t tell them how utterly f**ked-up mankind at large was back on earth (mainly the rich, politically-in-control-heathens), since they’d probably send a death ray back to earth to annihilate said offenders of peace and freedom, but it would unfortunately backfire and kill the innocent third-world have-nots who have been innocently carrying out their lives in simplistic non-westernised fashion for a couple thousand years.
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    I would just introduce them to the OC crew . . . they'd learn everything they need to know right here.
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    proper use of they're and their.
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    Assuming of course their willing to take you in they're spaceship.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    It will be a stellar time.. Just hope the aliens are down. My luck they would only want to eat my face and take over our planet.
    and avoid the orifice probes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    What good human traits/habits/traditions would you introduce them to?
    It's a shame that I could only introduce them to the bad human traits/habits/traditions.
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    Just assuming that this species, being industrious enough to travel the galaxy, had suppressed it's sexuality and other barbaric traits many generations ago. Thus natural selection would have reduced the size of their sexual organs because more intellectual traits would be criteria for choosing a mate in such a culture. So, I guess, knowing me, I would spend most of my time chasing the little green people around the mothership waving my comparatively enormous **** sapien weewee. Yup, thats what I have to offer.

    Edit. It really censored H0M0 as in H0M0 Sapien.

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