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    If you were abducted by aliens and taken to their world...

    What good human traits/habits/traditions would you introduce them to?
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    Baskin Robins.

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    porn.
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    if they look like this

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    The 3 "B's"

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    Morris Dancing... then they'd leave us alone.
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    I would tell them to pull my finger

    then

    Put a bucket of water over the door and watch the fun when the alien walks in!

    I hope they develop a sense of humor
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    Riding downhill on a space mountain ripping anti-gravity berms while traveling to the most awesome galactic river to kayak down some cosmic rapids and fishing for heavenly fish. Then some intergalactic beverages and fire.. Yup, that about does it.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    the joy of rubbing one out

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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    Riding downhill on a space mountain ripping anti-gravity berms while traveling to the most awesome galactic river to kayak down some cosmic rapids and fishing for heavenly fish. Then some intergalactic beverages and fire.. Yup, that about does it.
    That sounds groovy and totally cosmic, Sodak. Singlesprocket and I are shredding with you!
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    A Bob Marley sized spleef, Crank, cocaine and Heroin, so they'd get off our planet, and on drugs.


    I'd then give them a tour of our southern border with the Border Patrol, so they understand the difference between legal aliens, and Illegal Aliens. Then I'd give them indentured servitude at every fast food joint around, and make them serve 4 years in the military for their citizenship in the USA and be sworn to the American Flag and all it has stood for. Religious fanaticism would be banned. Being politically correct would be a felony for them.

    If they passed all of the above, I'd then introduce them to Jeri Ryan.

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    I'd probably just hang out with Tone's.
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    Hmmm.... this subforum seems to have an abnormal fascination with alien abductions. I'm sure it's related to its love of bacon or something. oink oink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Hmmm.... this subforum seems to have an abnormal fascination with alien abductions. I'm sure it's related to its love of bacon or something. oink oink.

    I'm with ya GOB... but more along the lines of "makin' bacon".


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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Hmmm.... this subforum seems to have an abnormal fascination with alien abductions. I'm sure it's related to its love of bacon or something. boink boink.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    That sounds groovy and totally cosmic, Sodak. Singlesprocket and I are shredding with you!
    It will be a stellar time.. Just hope the aliens are down. My luck they would only want to eat my face and take over our planet.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Microbrew, smokin’ weed, and making music (with analog musical instruments– guitars, drums, n shˇt). I wouldn’t tell them how utterly f**ked-up mankind at large was back on earth (mainly the rich, politically-in-control-heathens), since they’d probably send a death ray back to earth to annihilate said offenders of peace and freedom, but it would unfortunately backfire and kill the innocent third-world have-nots who have been innocently carrying out their lives in simplistic non-westernised fashion for a couple thousand years.
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    I would just introduce them to the OC crew . . . they'd learn everything they need to know right here.
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    proper use of they're and their.
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    Assuming of course their willing to take you in they're spaceship.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    It will be a stellar time.. Just hope the aliens are down. My luck they would only want to eat my face and take over our planet.
    and avoid the orifice probes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    What good human traits/habits/traditions would you introduce them to?
    It's a shame that I could only introduce them to the bad human traits/habits/traditions.
    I've made some bad decisions like taking the gears off my bike. So here's the warning: Do not as I say, nor as I do.

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