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    If you had to be an Animal for a day, what would you be? And why?

    If you had to be an animal, fish, insect, spider, snake, or any living creature for a day, what would you be and why? you can pick as many as you like...

    OK, I'll start

    A rabbit at mating time for obvious reasons.
    A blue Marlin, id just love that.
    A great white shark in a seal colony
    A leopard slug, they make love hanging in a ball of slime, twisting and turning, it looks very sensual
    A big mother of a bull ant in a kids playground so i could bite them for fun.
    A hyena , i just love em.

    OK your turn trendsetters.....
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    I would be a twelve point buck who likes to hunt with a high powered rifle. But only during hunting season...of course. I really have nothing against hunting, I just think it would make things more interesting.

    I also think it would be cool to be a dolphin as I think they can get it on all day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2ridealot View Post
    I would be a twelve point buck who likes to hunt with a high powered rifle. But only during hunting season...of course. I really have nothing against hunting, I just think it would make things more interesting.

    I also think it would be cool to be a dolphin as I think they can get it on all day.
    2ride, i like your train of thought.

    Do you know they did a study to see if a dolphin could be attracted to a human sexually.
    This is true, they had a nude woman in a pool with a male dolphin building up a bond with it for months, and yes the dolphin tried to mate with her.

    I dont know if they went all the way, but it really happened, but for the sake of this blog i will say that yes the mating did take place
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    I would choose to be a Bald Eagle. Would be awesome to carve some great air space.

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    ^^^^ i agree, its pretty hard to go past an Eagle.
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    A hyena , i just love em
    You spelled Dingo wrong Tone's....

    I think it would be cool to be a cheetah. Lay around sleeping most of the day, just to wake up and run down some poor plains animal.

    Or a Blue Whale just to see what it's like to be that damn big.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joshh View Post
    You spelled Dingo wrong Tone's....

    I think it would be cool to be a cheetah. Lay around sleeping most of the day, just to wake up and run down some poor plains animal.

    Or a Blue Whale just to see what it's like to be that damn big.
    Did you know that a blue whales testicles weigh 500kg each, i carry these interesting facts round in my head for moments like these......
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    I think I might like to be one of my cats for a day or two so I could get first hand insight into what the cans of cat food are really like. Then I should know enough to stop wasting money on cans of sh*t that they just turn up their noses at and ends up in the bin...
    BTW, if you google 'dolphin rape' you will get some surprising results! Don't ask me how I know this...
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    honey badger.
    without doubt. cuz they just don't give a f.
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    Do we get to keep our current amount of sentience? I'm going to assume so otherwise, where's the fun in this?

    I would love to be a peacock mantis shrimp. They have the most advanced eyes on the planet. I would love to be able to see all the colors and polarization they can. They also have the fastest punch on the planet. They can swing a punch as fast as a .22 bullet, underwater.

    I'd also like to try out being a Tasmanian tiger. They just look badass. And have one of the widest maw openings. Well, did, I think they're extinct now.
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    2 things:

    *a Falcon. The fastest flying bird in the world. It would be awesome to swoop down and nab some prey at 135mph.

    *a Wolverine. Pound for pound, the most meanest badass, walking our planet. Even bears avoid these buggers!

    Monz, I've kept Peacock Mantis' in tanks before. It's gnarly to watch them shatter the shell of a feeder crab!
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    ^^^^ Very nice Monz, i love the idea of being a peacock mantis shrimp, that would be a blast and a half as long as i wasnt a prawn in your range of sight.
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    I'd be George Busch so I could be rich, entitled and dumb as a burnt boot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huck Pitueee View Post
    I'd be George Busch .
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2ridealot View Post
    I would be a twelve point buck who likes to hunt with a high powered rifle. .
    A buddy used to tell me this:


    " If rabbits had guns, dogs would'nt fuk with em' "

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    A Turkey Vulture, cause I've been into the whole recycling thing.

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    I want to be a Hawk for a day. I think it will be fun to fly up into and above the clouds. Hawks have good eyes. It will be fun to look down at the beach, trees, roads, and mountains.

    That would be fun for a few days, but then I want to go back to being a human. It's nice to be able to ride a bicycle, drive a car, and use the internet and all the high tech stuff humans have.

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    a house cat. i try to pattern life off one anyways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    A Turkey Vulture, cause I've been into the whole recycling thing.

    I just found out the other day that the Turkey Vulture can ingest anthrax and botulism at the same time without getting sick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manbat View Post
    a seagull
    as a seagull i would be able to add to what i normaly do on a day off, which is to go down the beach and steal peoples fish and chips then sh4t on their heads when they are lying sleeping on the sand

    being a segull would mean i would not be arrested, which is what usualy happens
    seagull is tempting, but a stork... now there's a poo to hit someone on the head with...
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    a cute puppy just because
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    Isn't 500 kg like half a kilo? Tone's you should really drop that metric system and go for the standard measuring system. Much easier to work with.
    I just wanted the whale's overall girth, not their junk size.

    I think a lake otter would be cool. I could swim around and steal fish without people knowing until they pull their string in to find it empty.


    Quote Originally Posted by Huck Pitueee View Post
    I'd be George Busch so I could be rich, entitled and dumb as a burnt boot.
    Well of the 3 traits, it looks like you are a 3rd of the way there with that spelling....

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    I wouldn't mind being a kitten for an hour or two...

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    A lion, the king of beast. Plus they can screw
    like a hundred times a day.

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