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    My dogs live a pretty nice life...so I'd have to go with a dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joshh View Post
    Isn't 500 kg like half a kilo? Tone's you should really drop that metric system and go for the standard measuring system. Much easier to work with.
    I just wanted the whale's overall girth, not their junk size.

    I think a lake otter would be cool. I could swim around and steal fish without people knowing until they pull their string in to find it empty.




    Well of the 3 traits, it looks like you are a 3rd of the way there with that spelling....
    LOL Josh, 500kg is half a tonne, thats a gig ass testie, and we use the right metric system, you guys are backwards lol
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    I would be an ASS
    you just got to do what you know

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowerJoe View Post
    I would be an ASS
    you just got to do what you know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    LOL Josh, 500kg is half a tonne, thats a gig ass testie, and we use the right metric system, you guys are backwards lol
    [rant on metric v. standard]
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    Yay metric.
    Wolverine would be badass too. I really enjoy awkward birds so maybe one of those might be awkward enough to find amusing.
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    Id scrap the passion forum all together, its a breeding ground for unicorn milkers, rainbow chasers and candy cotton farters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
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    I would be the one in the back


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    I've been craving blood lately, so, drop bear.
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    ^^reported

    a squirrel. every squirrel i have ever seen looked really happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill in Houston View Post
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    a squirrel. every squirrel i have ever seen looked really happy.
    No offense Bill, but where I live, half the squirrels I see are smashed flat in the street and they don't look too happy.
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    Bald Eagle...'Muricuh

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    Simply answer for me, I have always been fascinated with them.
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    a sloth

    then I'd have an excuse for not getting stuff done



    and being this stoned must be fun, I mean look at him, he's happy as Larry

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    I would SO be your female Hyena mate, Tone's

    Also, a hawk. Or other super agile bird of prey. I want to fly, more than anything.

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    A green bird with a red body. We could look it up in a book. Or we could look up

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    A human. So I know what you regular folk feel and think.

    Being this awesome can get tiresome sometimes.

    /karate chop!
    I like to hug trees at FULL SPEED!

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    Def a penguin. Penguins are gnarly Mofos lookin all fancy in their little tuxedo lookin bodies n stuff.

    Plus I think it is awesome when the jump out of water and slide on their bellies on the ice. Looks like fun.

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    going for that unique blend of gnarly and graceful gliding

    loggerhead sea turtle or a pelican

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moosey View Post
    Def a penguin. Penguins are gnarly Mofos lookin all fancy in their little tuxedo lookin bodies n stuff.

    Plus I think it is awesome when the jump out of water and slide on their bellies on the ice. Looks like fun.
    Didja ever see 'March of the Penguins'? A walk months thru the ice and cold with no food, stand around in it for weeks, get your eggs stolen by nasty birds, then walk all the way back, rinse and repeat... no friggin' way!
    It's all Here. Now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    LOL Josh, 500kg is half a tonne, thats a gig ass testie, and we use the right metric system, you guys are backwards lol
    See, grams, kilos, kilograms. That gets confusing, because you guys use the same words for different measurements. You're probably gonna say the Queen's English or whatever you people speak down under is better then American English too....


    Another animal I would try out is the Gaboon Viper. 2nd most deadly snake in the world, 2 inch fangs, and I just love the pattern on their scales.


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    Well, it comes to mind that it is more or less socially acceptable, for dogs to lick their own junk in public....maybe not a bad choice


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    I 'd like to be an Owl for the day and it closely matches my own personality and traits.
    It seem that owls have just the right blend of smarts, spirituality, they are sucessful hunters and are quite attractive


    I found this test on the webs and learned that my animal personality is the Owl

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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    No offense Bill, but where I live, half the squirrels I see are smashed flat in the street and they don't look too happy.
    okay, every LIVE squirrel i have seen looked happy.

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    Killer whale all the way - they're not called wolves of the sea for nothing. Hang out with your pod all day and kick ass whenever you want. Even a great white shark doesn't stand a chance.
    Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other. Red Foreman - That 70's show.

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    Water bear.

    --Lars
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    A Civet!

    I'd love it if people paid outrageous prices to drink coffee from my poop!

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