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    I think this may officially be the worst way to die.

    Cops: Man Dies After Being Given 'Atomic Wedgie' - He was 'suffocated with his own underwear'

    I can't think of another. Hopefully he was at least wearing clean underwear.
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    Ha! Revenge of the Y Fronts! If you'd been wrapped around someone's butt for days, you would probably want to suffocate the owner too...
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    That must have been quite a strong waistband... wonder if it was Fruit of the Looms?

    Maybe there has to be a warning on the label 'Don't give atomic wedgies with these underwear'
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    If this was the USA, there will be from now on.

    Phuckin lawyers.
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    This reminds me of high school. I don know if George ever made it out of that bathroom. I never saw him again.
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    We once hung a guy by his tidy whities waistband on a light fitting... they were actually very tighty whities... he wasn't happy.
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    Oh wow!
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    Cantstandya cantstandya


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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
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    We can only hope his last thought wasn't "I knew I should have changed underwear today"
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    If this was the USA, there will be from now on.

    Phuckin lawyers.
    Not to mention the mere mention of the word "underwear" or anything referring to underwear and/or wedgies by children will now get them suspended from school and effect their permanent record.
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    You said underwear now you are a sexual offender Billy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kjlued View Post
    I can't think of another. Hopefully he was at least wearing clean underwear.
    Falling in a full septic tank and drowning has to be up there too.

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    Re: I think this may officially be the worst way to die.

    Septic tank...I think you can get into trouble in some countries for calling someone that...its political correctness gone mad I tell you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Falling in a full septic tank and drowning has to be up there too.
    There's a few vault toilets that I use where I'm praying that the integrity of the floor hasn't been compromised.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Falling in a full septic tank and drowning has to be up there too.
    There was a reason I couldn't think of another....because I didn't want to.
    Thanks for putting that mental image in my head.
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    I think this may officially be the worst way to die.

    Feet first into a wood chipper. Now that would suck. You know what's coming. It's gonna hurt. And it's probably not going to be very quick. And when it's all over, there's nothing to bury. Just a big, wet, gooey mess that some poor bastard has to mop up.


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    You wouldn't need a mop, just a hose would do it.
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    Speaking of which a local perv in my area should have drowned.
    7NEWS - Porta-potty peeper Luke Chrisco pleads guilty - Local Story
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    he said. "I was doing it more out of a general spiritual desire to experience divinity and just find what I consider to be powerful experiences."
    Sure, I get it. I have found spiritual divinity praying to the porcelain god many of times in my younger days.
    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    The wood chipper scene from Fargo comes to mind, except that person was already dead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dickeydoo View Post
    The wood chipper scene from Fargo comes to mind, except that person was already dead.
    No where near as much fun to shove a dead person into a chipper. Its way more sporting to deal with somebody that's kicking, screaming and fighting.











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