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    As I was sitting...

    ...in a small and thankfully well-ventilated room this morning, I got to thinking about expressions we might make up that are gleaned from modern 'culture' that explain something particularly well. For me this morning, as I gazed lovingly between my legs, I thought that the expression "To have a good five dollar" was particularly apt...
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    what does five dollars get you these days? Seems you can do better with your own five fingers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    ...in a small and thankfully well-ventilated room this morning, I got to thinking about expressions we might make up that are gleaned from modern 'culture' that explain something particularly well. For me this morning, as I gazed lovingly between my legs, I thought that the expression "To have a good five dollar" was particularly apt...



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    You're should focus on your breathing when you meditate, rocker.
    You're so cute internet tough guy. Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    I was petting my dog this morning, laughing about how he behaved when he went to visit my boyfriend's mom. He kept pissing all over the place, even though he is perfectly house trained. He only peed in the first week we got him, then he was fine. When we had originally gone to pick him up at the shelter, he was running around the office pissing on everything he could lift his little leg over. My parents had two female dogs, never had any problems with them. Then they got a male dog, and they CANNOT get him to stop! They just bought an expensive handheld carpet cleaner and deal with it...

    So, boy dog pissing on stuff compulsively to claim it as theirs? They just arrive on the scene of somewhere new, piss on it, and it is suddenly theirs. Then the next male dog to come by does the same thing. And the previous male dog just has to pee more to get it back. Etc. etc. That is the meaning of 'pissing contest'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    what does five dollars get you these days? Seems you can do better with your own five fingers.
    Nicole!!! That is NOT what I was referring to! That's a five finger shandy!
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    i reread it 5 times and just couldnt figure it out!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemaya View Post
    I was petting my dog this morning, laughing about how he behaved when he went to visit my boyfriend's mom. He kept pissing all over the place, even though he is perfectly house trained. He only peed in the first week we got him, then he was fine. When we had originally gone to pick him up at the shelter, he was running around the office pissing on everything he could lift his little leg over. My parents had two female dogs, never had any problems with them. Then they got a male dog, and they CANNOT get him to stop! They just bought an expensive handheld carpet cleaner and deal with it...

    So, boy dog pissing on stuff compulsively to claim it as theirs? They just arrive on the scene of somewhere new, piss on it, and it is suddenly theirs. Then the next male dog to come by does the same thing. And the previous male dog just has to pee more to get it back. Etc. etc. That is the meaning of 'pissing contest'.
    This is why female dogs are far superior to males. Femals pee downward and don't "lift the leg". Sure you may get spot on the carpet but you wont get piss on the leg of your chairs, couch, corners of walls, ect... haha..
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    "To have a good five dollar"
    I don't know what the heck that means


    and I'm glad of it
    I Just Wasn't Made For These Times

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    Quote Originally Posted by wv_bob View Post
    I don't know what the heck that means


    and I'm glad of it
    people say funny things when they are drunk
    Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say Fuck it.

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    No one seen the Subway commercial?!?
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    God you guys are slow!
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    Somthing about the desert heat can have this effect.
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    Jeez! I'll get me coat...
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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    people say funny things when they are drunk
    how about when they're stoned?
    fee-fy-fo-fum...

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    *turns head to the side*

    You TV zombies are weird...

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    Just for Nicole...

    subway's any 5 dollar footlong ad 2010 #1 [HD] - YouTube

    And I am not talking bodily appendage, rather bodily expendage... sorry...
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    hhaahah. i should have known. i love that song. i walk around singing it, no lie.
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    Ugggggggggh!

    I too missed the clue, and thanks, rockerc for the image that killed my appetite.
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