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    I need...

    To get a Valentines gift for a guy...and need some suggestions fast! He rides but has everything ride related so I'm stumped. Can you guys and gals help me out? I just can't come up with anything...

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    Ooo. Lady socks. Nice.

    When I really want to be romanced, I appreciate opera tickets.

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    Hmmmmm.
    As a guy I enjoy giving on Valentines Day much more than getting.
    I'm very simple and don't want much.

    I much more enjoy watching a gal get all sparkly eyed when she gets a little something like a box of candy and her favorite wine etc.
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    Mexican food, or Chinese buffet for dinner. It gets a guy right there, in the heart, and he finds he LOVES you even MORE... (screw the personal embroidered Merino skull cap chic )

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    Quote Originally Posted by grandsalmon View Post
    Mexican food, or Chinese buffet for dinner. It gets a guy right there, in the heart, and he finds he LOVES you even MORE... (screw the personal embroidered Merino skull cap chic )
    That's true, he might even die of a heart attack from those kinds of foods, so the bonus would be a sum of money to be had in the end.
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    I've always thought an engraved cheese stretcher would be the PERFECT V-day gift. Alas, no one has ever been moved to get me one.
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    a good rub on the rhubarb... that always a winner
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    Since he sounds like such a sweetheart, maybe you should show him how happy he makes you. The best way to do this is probably the most intimate way - so go out and purchase a nice strap-on (don't cheap out, get a Big one), then when you go for your V-Day sexytimes, tell him you have a surprise. (In memory of Tone's...RIP)
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    How big are we talking about?

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    OK, Judy you just scared the hell out of me. My wife is banned from this point forward from ever looking at this site.

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    There are lots of ideas in the general forum right now. Get them while they're hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexi View Post
    To get a Valentines gift for a guy...and need some suggestions fast! He rides but has everything ride related so I'm stumped. Can you guys and gals help me out? I just can't come up with anything...
    your not trying hard enough!! think outside the box for a moment. 2-somes go well.

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    Another thread trap.

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    I figured it out!

    Thanks for your suggestions...to some of you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    OK, Judy you just scared the hell out of me. My wife is banned from this point forward from ever looking at this site.
    Don't say banned!

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    Quote Originally Posted by singlesprocket View Post
    a good rub on the rhubarb... That always a winner
    lol!!!!

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    Hope I didn't scare Lexi off... I mean shesh, 3 posts since October 2013! I was kidding ... size doesn't matter, right?

    But seriously, you can't go wrong with sex and bacon roses
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    Quote Originally Posted by singlesprocket View Post
    a good rub on the rhubarb... that always a winner
    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Since he sounds like such a sweetheart, maybe you should show him how happy he makes you. The best way to do this is probably the most intimate way - so go out and purchase a nice strap-on (don't cheap out, get a Big one), then when you go for your V-Day sexytimes, tell him you have a surprise. (In memory of Tone's...RIP)
    These are some of the sweetest, most romantic words that I have ever read here or anywhere. Just warms my heart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Since he sounds like such a sweetheart, maybe you should show him how happy he makes you. The best way to do this is probably the most intimate way - so go out and purchase a nice strap-on (don't cheap out, get a Big one), then when you go for your V-Day sexytimes, tell him you have a surprise. (In memory of Tone's...RIP)
    Judy ^ This just made me LOL, and damn near spew coffee out of my ears!

    Cannot even think of a more fitting gift. How about a 2-4-1 gift card?
    Good for an afternoon shuttle service for he and two buds, then later an offer of an unusual you..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexi View Post
    I figured it out!

    Thanks for your suggestions...to some of you!
    Judy for the win!

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    ^nothing goes wrong with bacon around.

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    I was going to suggest simply "playing house."


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    that's effin cozy quarters right there!

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    What's a bacon rose? I need me some of them.

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    ^^^ There's a lot of sausage around those meat curtains ^^^
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    I'd rather the cabin be during winter, having need for lots of whipped cream.
    That's it, bottle of whipped cream. (Maybe some bikey do-dad tied to it. Usually find those near the register of a bike shop or Target.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Hope I didn't scare Lexi off... I mean shesh, 3 posts since October 2013! I was kidding ... size doesn't matter, right?

    But seriously, you can't go wrong with sex and bacon roses
    Oh...not at all! I just much prefer the real thing to strap ons...which is why I discarded your suggestion!

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    Ok Judy, my wife won't stop laughing. She wants to invite you over for Valentines day.
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    We're... horrible...
    I'm really disappointed in Judy for giving into peer pressure...

    How come we don't have a spanking emoticon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ericmopar View Post
    Hmmmmm.
    As a guy I enjoy giving on Valentines Day much more than getting.
    I'm very simple and don't want much.

    I much more enjoy watching a gal get all sparkly eyed when she gets a little something like a box of candy and her favorite wine etc.


    I'd say you Your gal is a lucky gal!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    These are some of the sweetest, most romantic words that I have ever read here or anywhere. Just warms my heart.
    Don't you mean that it warms the COCKles of your heart?
    What's the difference between red and green?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    Don't you mean that it warms the COCKles of your heart?
    Trying too hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by random walk View Post
    I was going to suggest simply "playing house."

    Meat drapes?!

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    I think the mods are knocking on the door. Let's just be quite and maybe they will go away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexi View Post
    Trying too hard.
    Stick around a while and in a week you'll be the most popular girl at the OC prom. After Cyclicious, who sets a high bar, the competition is pretty thin.

    BTW, if you don't post a pic of yourself, we'll assume you're just another lame dude, and the competition in that category is pretty danged fierce around here.

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    Geeez...even a lame dude could post a chicka pic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cleared2land View Post
    Geeez...even a lame dude could post a chicka pic
    I thought that was pretty much the whole point of the OC. God bless us every one.

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    I think he means that a lame dude posing as a hawt chick could post a chicka pic and say "this is me!".
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    ^^ You got it right! ^^
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    You've all edit: Most of you have been had by the oldest trick in the book. Lexi is not a chick in desperate times but a man sock of one of our regulars. She has been pulled out of dormancy at just the right time to gain a laugh or two.

    No you don't say.
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    Will the real Lexi please step forward.

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    Define "You've all".
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    Ok net wurker...do you figurtively or literally?
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    I meant DJ's conclusion that everyone in this thread fell for it...I sure didn't.
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    Got it...agreed
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Define "You've all".


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    Ok net wurker...do you figurtively or literally?

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    I meant DJ's conclusion that everyone in this thread fell for it...I sure didn't.
    Fixed it for you.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Fixed it for you.
    I'm confused....you just quoted three replies. What got fixed???

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    Never mind, I see the edit in the original post. That has to be the first time in the history of the Internet , that FIFY meant the original post was what got fixed...it's usually a reply that gets "fixed".
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    There's one thing I don't mind sharing with you desperate househusbands....

    I didn't come here for Anyone's approval, but I'm more than happy to entertain!

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    You have a really deep voice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexi View Post
    There's one thing I don't mind sharing with you desperate househusbands....

    I didn't come here for Anyone's approval, but I'm more than happy to entertain!
    The more you talk the more familiar and manly you come across.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    You have a really deep voice.
    Not as deep as Lana's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I think he means that a lame dude posing as a hawt chick could post a chicka pic and say "this is me!".
    I know that's what he really meant. And I didn't fall for the sock, as you can see I'm the first in the thread. Doesn't mean I don't want some hot pic action, real or imagined.

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    Lana has the voice of an angel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    The more you talk the more familiar and manly you come across.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    Don't you mean that it warms the COCKles of your heart?
    Especially the cockles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexi View Post
    There's one thing I don't mind sharing with you desperate househusbands....

    I didn't come here for Anyone's approval, but I'm more than happy to entertain!
    approval is necessary in the OC, thats lesson #1, lesson #2 is pics or else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    I know that's what he really meant. And I didn't fall for the sock, as you can see I'm the first in the thread. Doesn't mean I don't want some hot pic action, real or imagined.
    Well, you can still find the suntan lotion gif on page two of odd gifs, if that helps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Well, you can still find the suntan lotion gif on page two of odd gifs, if that helps.
    Ah, the classics.

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    Lexi, is this you? Are you a fiddle player?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexi View Post

    Sticking your tongue out will get you in the door. Did you bring a bottle of wine?
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    Adams Apple comes to mind.
    Jenner-ally speaking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    Adams Apple comes to mind.
    Lou Reed "Walk On The Wild Side"
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Maybe this is you????
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    yute's are rough on the beav.

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    Yes thank you for the original.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    Adams Apple comes to mind.
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    Jenner-ally speaking.
    Nicely done fellas.
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    Actually, she's from Brooklyn, so I dunno about that.

    Listen to how she says "awesome" in the first line here.....

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    I'm at work laughing while reading this...you guys are a hoot!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by singlesprocket View Post
    there's nothing to fear but fear itself
    I fear that's what he fears.
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Justified fear. Wild Canadian woman with large strap-on seeks Valentine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cleared2land View Post
    Justified fear. Wild Canadian woman with large strap-on seeks Valentine.
    don't worry, we know how to keep cyclelicious happy up here in canada...
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    don't worry, we know how to keep cyclelicious happy up here in canada...
    do tell!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nvphatty View Post
    do tell!!
    He already answered

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    Quote Originally Posted by nvphatty View Post
    do tell!!
    i got her something big, black, and made out of plastic... wink wink don't want spoil the surprise.
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    build trail!

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    Here's a pencil drawing of Judy I did many moons ago...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ericmopar View Post
    Here's a pencil drawing of Judy I did many moons ago...

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    I hope SS doesn't see that.
    Her seats too low and she's in the wrong gear for the incline.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I hope SS doesn't see that.
    Her seats too low and she's in the wrong gear for the incline.
    i'm shocked! it's not a downhill bike...
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    Quote Originally Posted by singlesprocket View Post
    i got her something big, black, and made out of plastic... wink wink don't want spoil the surprise.
    Wow, a new _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _?!!! She's gonna LOVE IT! Lucky girl

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Since he sounds like such a sweetheart, maybe you should show him how happy he makes you. The best way to do this is probably the most intimate way - so go out and purchase a nice strap-on (don't cheap out, get a Big one), then when you go for your V-Day sexytimes, tell him you have a surprise. (In memory of Tone's...RIP)
    Tones RIP - I have obviously missed something big here?

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    wait did I miss something did tones go the way of the dodo bird? I thought he was just on here last week?

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    wait did I miss something did tones go the way of the dodo bird? I thought he was just on here last week?
    by way of the bloo footed boobie

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    I think what I want for Valentines is a romantic night in and a QuadCopter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mimi1885 View Post
    I think what I want for Valentines is a romantic night in and a QuadCopter.
    But what's the copter going to be used for?

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    Perv.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    But what's the copter going to be used for?
    Fun stuffs like filming a ride, clips of a golf rounds things like that. That's what I said to my wife when she asked me what I want for V day. She was not shy when she told me she wanted the Vera Wang collection ring. Now I hate that commercial

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    Quote Originally Posted by mimi1885 View Post
    I think what I want for Valentines is a romantic night in and a QuadCopter.
    I did this last year's Valentine's, maneuvering our shrimp cocktails, sauce, to each others mouth. Best of both worlds I thought. Did not turn out pretty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grandsalmon View Post
    I did this last year's Valentine's, maneuvering our shrimp cocktails, sauce, to each others mouth. Best of both worlds I thought. Did not turn out pretty.
    "Did not turn out pretty".

    Please elaborate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    "Did not turn out pretty".

    Please elaborate.
    TGI Friday's Dumb Mistletoe Drone Cut Somebody's Face Open

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    Wow, gnarly!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Wow, gnarly!
    If I only knew what TGIF was attempting to do...

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    Quote Originally Posted by grandsalmon View Post
    If I only knew what TGIF was attempting to do...
    ...attempting to be hip and innovative.

    And failing miserably.
    Let's eat Ted
    Let's eat, Ted
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