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    "I Love My Wife" bumper stickers / Promise Keepers

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    Grandstanding. Look at me!!! Attention seeking dooushbaggs.

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    A little too 'heart on the sleeve' for me. Although I guess I understand the theory (popularize and praise 'good' behavior, I suppose), I don't really need attention for my decisions.
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    People who do the right thing as an everyday thing don't advertise it and don't congratulate themselves for doing it. Those stickers and others of their ilk sicken me.

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    i saw a very LARGE sticker on the back window of a dodge ram (of course) that said proudly "DODGE THE FATHER, RAM THE DAUGHTER"
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    I might have to get a sticker for my car that says " I love your wife "

    My wife has. My next husband will be normal, On the back of her car.
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    Well, I would hope he loves his wife, otherwise why get married?

    I don't put stickers of any kind on my vehicle. I like to blend in while driving. I had my fill of unwanted attention back in the days of riding a recumbent bike. I prefer to be left alone as I go about my business. Besides, the wrong sticker could get your vehicle vandalized. I definitely don't need that kind of attention!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    i saw a very LARGE sticker on the back window of a dodge ram (of course) that said proudly "DODGE THE FATHER, RAM THE DAUGHTER"
    I passed a jacked Ford F-150 the other day that had a giant sticker across the back that said "Built With Tools. Not Chopsticks"

    It was broken down on the side of the interstate

    The 4runner and I gave his a friendly honk

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    haha, i love white trash. they amuse me more than any other culture
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    my friend told me he saw this one

    it was using card suit symbols (you'll have to visualize this). "heart" the dog, "club" the wife.
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    I saw one years ago that said,

    "Don't argue with your wife, dicker".

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    Saw one this morning "Only God can judge me". After she cut me off, I made sure as **** she felt judged.

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    Worked with a guy that was a big UFC wannabe. He liked to brag about how he trained in MMA, which we told him was BS, he just liked getting into sexual positions with other guys and punched in the head. He had two stickers in the back of his lifted Chevy. Top was Affliction, the bottom was Tool. We put "to be a" between them with a vinyl sticker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    my friend told me he saw this one

    it was using card suit symbols (you'll have to visualize this). "heart" the dog, "club" the wife.
    I saw a personalized plate yesterday that read "1XY 3XX"

    Too bad there was no room to add "0$"

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    Ah, sweet reminiscing.

    A friend of mine, Klaus has a wife named Rikke. Klaus made a custom sticker for the back of the car saying "Klaus elsker Rikke" which translates into "Klaus loves Rikke". Before long "someone" scratched a bit away from the R, changing it to "Klaus elsker Pikke" which translates to "Klaus loves *****"..

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    If she was fat, ugly, and annoying I'd probably want some props and have one of those stickers too, otherwise I just don't like bumper stickers of any kind.
    Round and round we go

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    I saw one a couple months ago on the back of a truck in the parking lot of the grocery store that said "Screw Blood, Give Blowj*bs"

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    Here's some I've seen around town that I figured were worthy of taking a picture of .























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    It's so weird that a bunch of dudes had to get together to create "Promise Keepers". It's a Christian based ministry, so go figure.

    Going through their website, I have a feeling it's a bunch of dudes that can't "be good" so they have to join this as a way to keep them in line.

    "I Love My Wife" sounds like something that a conflicted man would forcefully tell himself while he's on his way to do something bad, or in the middle of doing something bad i.e. cheat, diddle a Thai lady-boy, barter meth for a BJ, etc.


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    Would it make me a bad person if I got one of those promise keeper bumper stickers and put it on my front bumper?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    It's so weird that a bunch of dudes had to get together to create "Promise Keepers". It's a Christian based ministry, so go figure.

    Going through their website, I have a feeling it's a bunch of dudes that can't "be good" so they have to join this as a way to keep them in line.

    "I Love My Wife" sounds like something that a conflicted man would forcefully tell himself while he's on his way to do something bad, or in the middle of doing something bad i.e. cheat, diddle a Thai lady-boy, barter meth for a BJ, etc.
    My thoughts exactly. A guy here in my town has a beat up F150 covered in HUGE decals that say things like "save a kid, kill a predator" and stuff like that. My first thought was that he was probably a molester. On another note, I had some sweet custom bumper stickers made that say "Oprah has huge Areolas" but the guy misspelled them so I gotta get another batch made.

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    Seems like as good a place as any to run this one up the flag pole....

    Saw this one on the back of a high end Mercedes the other week, have yet to find anyone who can tell me what it means. I pretty much know now, that anyone I tell, goes through the same process, "oh, that's easy it's, umm, hmm, no, not that, huh, wait, WTF?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by MendonCycleSmith View Post
    "Buy American, support a Liberal"
    Is a Mod really gonna turn a pretty good thread over to the dark side?

    I'll bite. LOL

    It's a conservative's sticker about how Liberals just want more support, and how any funds, from any means are for just that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowerJoe View Post
    Would it make me a bad person if I got one of those promise keeper bumper stickers and put it on my front bumper?



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    Well, I suppose if you tied your actual wife to the front bumper, umm, maybe.
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    I saw one a while ago that said 'I Love Your Wife, Too'

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    If it's from Promise Keepers, then you know what it really is supposed to mean: "I love my wife... in the kitchen"

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    Around here (Texas),

    90% of bumper stickers have to do with Obama...and they aren't very friendly to the poor chap.

    The other 10% are oil field guys. I see the "OIL FIELD TRASH" across back windows of pick up trucks on a daily basis. Usually followed up with something that would make your grandmother blush.

    I'll start taking pictures.

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    The only bumper sticker I would ever consider putting on any car I have is

    "Horn broken. Please obey finger."
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    Quote Originally Posted by XLNC View Post
    The only bumper sticker I would ever consider putting on any car I have is

    "Horn broken. Please obey finger."
    The one I used to have on my car read:

    Dumbasses donít use turnsignals
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    One of my favorites is the stick figure family bumper sticker.

    There is a couple around here who have one on the back of their van, but since they do not have any kids it is just the man and the woman holding large bags of cash.

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    hammock sex with the wife...
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    Had some laughs with two guys at work by sticking on bumper stickers "MANWHORE" and "Gay Porn Star".
    Will trade for some chicken.

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    A guy at work had a lifted Dodge diesel. Just over the tail pipe was a large sticker that read "Global Warmer".


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinker View Post
    I saw one a while ago that said 'I Love Your Wife, Too'
    Hahaha too good

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