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    I like turtles

    I like Turtles
    I really do!
    Uh-oh, I gotta run to the restroom. I've got a turtle's head poking out! back in a few...
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    i like turtles too, love watching them popping eggs out, its amazing and a bit of a turn on..
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    Terrapins here but I always stop and move them off the trail ... it's usually a dilemma figuring out which side of the trail to put them down on though. I wonder if they get pissed off when I put them down on the wrong side, costing them 5 minutes of walking to get back to the other side.
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    Justamember, this is a great thread, your a great asset to the OC, ive just gone to rep you but it says i have to wait, so im calling on all OC members that thinks this threads a great one to show your love to justamember in the only way we know how
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    Quote Originally Posted by justamember View Post
    Tone's, I am truly touched by your sentiments.

    You like Turtles, too.

    I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that most people have never really considered whether or
    not they like/dislike turtles. That said, they should
    do a little research before they off up their hard-
    earned reputation.
    I love turtles and snakes and lizards and frogs and salamanders yaa yata yata. If it's a creature I love it. Just yesterday I saw 3 deer 8 Elk 2 Bighorn sheep and a fox. No turtles though, bummer.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justamember View Post
    It's more of a matter of respect for me. Love is a little extreme.

    Perhaps you could join Hawg and Tone's in the BR? It' might get a little crowded with the deer and the sheep, tho.
    And to think I was just about to take Tones suggestion and rep away.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Turtles in a 1/2 shell!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by justamember View Post
    No worries, DJ. I wouldn't want you to go spreadin' that reputation all willy-nilly, simply because someone suggested that it was a good idea. I like your style.

    Ok, back to the topic at hand...

    I like Turtles so much that I named this line
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    Nice line in the no bike talk off topic forum. Back to topic at hand. Turtles are hard to figure out sometimes. In otherwards they are a hard shell to crack.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    turtles bite!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    turtles bite!
    That they do!
    Especially Snapping Turtles or their big cousin the Alligater Snapper. As a kid we used to catch Snapping turtles that were 12" - 18" in diameter. They are a mean species and can easily take your fingers off. We used to hold a broom stick in front of them and they would snap it in half with one bite.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Turtles have sharp, canine teeth!
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    One of my fav Mericans is the legendary TURTLE MAN, i just love the guy, he is a great asset to the states, id love to meet the turtle man one day, its on my bucket list.
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    Has a snapping turtle even bitten off anybodies penis?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Has a snapping turtle even bitten off anybodies penis?
    You could get that damned fish out then.

    It might help with getting rings off as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    You could get that damned fish out then.

    It might help with getting rings off as well.
    The fish is in my bladder now, it took it about 18 inches to get there but im peeing blood...
    Anyway back to the snapping turtles, i love snapping turtles, has anybody been bitten by one, thats what i want to know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wv_bob View Post
    Terrapins here but I always stop and move them off the trail ... it's usually a dilemma figuring out which side of the trail to put them down on though. I wonder if they get pissed off when I put them down on the wrong side, costing them 5 minutes of walking to get back to the other side.
    I do too and also off the roads.
    No dilemma in figuring out which side to move them though. I move them the direction they are facing.
    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justamember View Post
    What would you do if someone pointed their finger in your face? The broomstick, well, that is just self-defense.
    So true! but a Snapping Turtle is a predator and will snap and bite anything. And young boys will be boys. How cool is it for a young boy to see a turtle snap a broom stick in half.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Terrapin statue outside Univ. of Maryland Admin. building -Fear the Turtle!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    The fish is in my bladder now, it took it about 18 inches to get there but im peeing blood...
    Anyway back to the snapping turtles, i love snapping turtles, has anybody been bitten by one, thats what i want to know.
    Sure you got your measurement units right Tone's, aren't Aussie metric? So that'd be 18 cm, nothing to brag about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justamember View Post
    I really do!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
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    Who knew a turtle thread would be so popular. Turtles are cool but they piss me off when I am fishing. It's either the box turtle sliding off the log I am trying to fish making all kinds of noise. Or, the damn snapping turtles. I seem to catch them more than one should. They are a bytch to unhook. I never want to leave the hook in but that mouth is something else. I try but end up getting freaked out and cutting the line. Last month I played tug o' war with a big ol' snapper. There was a freshly dead bass floating next to shore. The turtle was trying to bite it so I grabbed the bass and dangled the tail in the water. That turtle came right up and bit a good 2 1/2 inched up the tail. It was a back and forth until the turtle chomped hard and bit cleanly through the fish. I tossed it back towards shore and he went right after it. Sorry, long story but a mean ass turtle.
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    Did you know that the whole "I like turtles" craze started right here in lovely Oregon??!!

    edit: Oops, I see perfectzero beat me to it.

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    While searching Google Images for "I like turtles" I found this:



    I like turtles too

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    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    I love turtles... and this tune... so groovy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    While searching Google Images for "I like turtles" I found this:



    I like turtles too
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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    One of my fav Mericans is the legendary TURTLE MAN, i just love the guy, he is a great asset to the states, id love to meet the turtle man one day, its on my bucket list.
    He's our "Steve Irwin".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    i like turtles too, love watching them popping eggs out, its amazing and a bit of a turn on..
    Here is one that just popped out of a Tone's erotic egg!
    Had to save him before he became tire fodder
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    I think I would get in trouble for not adding that turtles are pretty cool. Seeing as my gf did her masters on turtles. She use to poke the turtles in the nose just to make them try to snap at her. And to conferm from a turtle expert take them the way they are pointed you don't want to pass them off.

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    I do in fact have a pet turtle.

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    My turtle's name is Mertle and he eats crickets and earthworms.

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    My favorite kind of turtles

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    I like turtles too.

    My most recent turtle encounter. She was gone the next day but there should be baby snappers in a few months.

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    Been in the desert for 5 years, just saw my first desert tortoise. Does that qualify? He was pretty well tempered, so I guess I like them too.
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    How did Hawg become the thread's OP??

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    It looks like justamember was erased....

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    And justamembers other thread asking for advice is gone as well. Twilight Zone all over again
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    My sister still has her pet desert tortoise she got when she was 2, purchased at a pet store ... she's 48 now.

    A few years after she got that, we had as many as 4 desert tortoises. One was my sister's pet, one we were given by a teacher who was moving, one showed up on our street and one was brought to us by a neighbor who found it wandering around and thought it was ours. We put up "found" signs for the last 2 but had no responses. One of them had a hole drilled through the very edge of its shell, near the back leg, which we figured was for a chain or cable to keep it tied up.

    Over time the other 3 either escaped or died, but my sister's "little girl" tortoise lives on. And on. And on.

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    Yield to the reptilian powah

    I let this one make his/her way off the trail before proceeding...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bedwards1000 View Post
    It looks like justamember was erased....
    Perhaps he never existed in this dimension.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Perhaps he never existed in this dimension.
    Randomguyonabike too

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Perhaps he never existed in this dimension.
    I suspect we will start to see reflections of him in turtle shells.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Randomguyonabike too


    Possibly one in the same and one is a sock puppet.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Re: I like turtles

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    Uh-oh, I gotta run to the restroom. I've got a turtle's head poking out! back in a few...
    Confused - always thought ^ was called Prairie Dogging?

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    We all know RandomGuyOnABike is the most interesting man in the world. But could he be the inventer of said sock puppet "Justamember". Hmmmmm.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    No but the hose clamp repair guy could be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty $anchez View Post
    No but the hose clamp repair guy could be.
    DS, Could ya do me a solid and hook me up with a link to that thread. I can't seem to find it.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Probably because it's in the Beginner's Corner which is why it's so wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    DS, Could ya do me a solid and hook me up with a link to that thread. I can't seem to find it.
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    There is another thread in the All Mountain forum but the OP seems to have abandoned it.

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    turtles = bad

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    So many socks, so little time.

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    OK, this is freakin' weird! I DID NOT start this thread but it appears as though I did??? Who's the sock puppet here?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    OK, this is freakin' weird! I DID NOT start this thread but it appears as though I did??? Who's the sock puppet here?!


    The original OP was banished to cyber space. You get credit by default.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty $anchez View Post
    The original OP was banished to cyber space. You get credit by default.
    Your kidding me, that's how the system works? I want a refund!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyin_W View Post
    Confused - always thought ^ was called Prairie Dogging?
    Depends on where you are from, I guess. Fat Bastard agrees with me:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Your kidding me, that's how the system works? I want a refund!
    Hawg you know deep down you have always wanted to start a thread about turtles but was too embarrassed to do so.

    DS thanks for the link I will check it out a little later.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Hawg you know deep down you have always wanted to start a thread about turtles but was too embarrassed to do so.

    DS thanks for the link I will check it out a little later.
    So this is a form of destiny for me, then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    So this is a form of destiny for me, then?
    Yuuup¡ Your new nickname is Turtle.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Turtle Hawg!!! Those videos of turtles may have changed my mind a bit. The one chasing the cat is awesome!
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Turtles are excellent climbers.

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    Hawg at a fair

    <iframe width="640" height="480" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/CMNry4PE93Y" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Alas, justamember's love for turtles ultimately led to his demise.

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    Let me get this straight what people are saying is that randomguyonbike and justamember collided, and the ensuing explosion sent them into cyber space leaving turtle hawg to lead this post?
    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    Let me get this straight what people are saying is that randomguyonbike and justamember collided, and the ensuing explosion sent them into cyber space leaving turtle hawg to lead this post?
    Total annihilation, just like matter and antimatter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty $anchez View Post
    No but the hose clamp repair guy could be.
    Nope im to busy building my post count to waste time with sock puppets...


    If anything i would do a reverse sock puppet and have lots of users on one account

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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    Let me get this straight what people are saying is that randomguyonbike and justamember collided, and the ensuing explosion sent them into cyber space leaving turtle hawg to lead this post?
    Unbelievable I know.... It may have also been Turtle Hawg's plan all along, passive-aggressive thread takeover.

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    I thought justamembers passion for turtles was inspiring. Sad to see him vanish..
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Maybe he went turtle hunting and got lost?

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    Hawg, stand up and take credit! This could be one of the epic threads on the OC! I LIKE TURTLES!

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    Ba,ha Hawg I left this thread for an hour come back and your turtle avatared. I just spewed spagetti out of my nose thank-you very much.

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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    ^ Ahahahaha!! I Like Turtles!!
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    All male turtles have a penis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    All male turtles have a penis
    This one really does, he was out shredding with me.

    I like turtles-dscn4712.jpg

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    ^Are those big balls I see dragging behind him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    ^Are those big balls I see dragging behind him?
    I think he was running them about 28 psi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    I think he was running them about 28 psi.
    Understood. Any lower and he might hit a rim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Understood. Any lower and he might hit a rim.
    If you ever wanted to see a pissed off turtle, see one that hit his rim. Turtles are kinda tender back there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    If you ever wanted to see a pissed off turtle, see one that hit his rim. Turtles are kinda tender back there.
    yup

    Just look at the look in my avatar's eye now...

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    Same guy, different view. I watched him for a bit, he kept looking like he was on the verge of going otb, but he was just cruising down hill.

    I like turtles-dscn4713.jpg

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    ^Dedicated DownHiller!

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    It was enjoyable time that I spent watching this interesting critter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    It was enjoyable time that I spent watching this interesting critter.
    Pretty cool sight, watching a tortoise totally downhilling, nothing beats that.
    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    While searching Google Images for "I like turtles" I found this:



    I like turtles too
    Nice Treks she's got there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    OK, this is freakin' weird! I DID NOT start this thread but it appears as though I did??? Who's the sock puppet here?!

    You got moderated into turtledom by rockcrusher?

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    Hawg - you are chosen to fight against atrocities like this

    Snapping turtle found severely beaten on golf course | FOX6Now.com
    ( also og post in WTF news )
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    Hawg - you are chosen to fight against atrocities like this

    Snapping turtle found severely beaten on golf course | FOX6Now.com
    ( also og post in WTF news )
    You know, I spent about 5 minutes on the one that I watched up above, never once did I have any thought of harming that creature. WTF is wrong with me?

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    WTF is going on in this thread, wheres justamember gone, and why is it showing hawg started this thread, something weird is going on?
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Data corruption? Or maybe Snowden's ex-employers effed up on snooping 'n snarfing of internets

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    Quote Originally Posted by edubfromktown View Post
    Data corruption? Or maybe Snowden's ex-employers effed up on snooping 'n snarfing of internets
    Maybe this is a mystery for highdelll, delll where are you, we have a conspiracy on our hands
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Maybe this is a mystery for highdelll, delll where are you, we have a conspiracy on our hands
    Delll checked in, baited him with reply #29

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    TurtleHawg your influence abounds! Found this posted in Attack dogs

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    I Like Turtles....



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