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    I like turtles

    I like Turtles
    I really do!
    Uh-oh, I gotta run to the restroom. I've got a turtle's head poking out! back in a few...
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    i like turtles too, love watching them popping eggs out, its amazing and a bit of a turn on..
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    Terrapins here but I always stop and move them off the trail ... it's usually a dilemma figuring out which side of the trail to put them down on though. I wonder if they get pissed off when I put them down on the wrong side, costing them 5 minutes of walking to get back to the other side.
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    Justamember, this is a great thread, your a great asset to the OC, ive just gone to rep you but it says i have to wait, so im calling on all OC members that thinks this threads a great one to show your love to justamember in the only way we know how
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    Quote Originally Posted by justamember View Post
    Tone's, I am truly touched by your sentiments.

    You like Turtles, too.

    I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that most people have never really considered whether or
    not they like/dislike turtles. That said, they should
    do a little research before they off up their hard-
    earned reputation.
    I love turtles and snakes and lizards and frogs and salamanders yaa yata yata. If it's a creature I love it. Just yesterday I saw 3 deer 8 Elk 2 Bighorn sheep and a fox. No turtles though, bummer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by justamember View Post
    It's more of a matter of respect for me. Love is a little extreme.

    Perhaps you could join Hawg and Tone's in the BR? It' might get a little crowded with the deer and the sheep, tho.
    And to think I was just about to take Tones suggestion and rep away.
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    Turtles in a 1/2 shell!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by justamember View Post
    No worries, DJ. I wouldn't want you to go spreadin' that reputation all willy-nilly, simply because someone suggested that it was a good idea. I like your style.

    Ok, back to the topic at hand...

    I like Turtles so much that I named this line
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    Nice line in the no bike talk off topic forum. Back to topic at hand. Turtles are hard to figure out sometimes. In otherwards they are a hard shell to crack.
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    turtles bite!

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    Its all ****s and Giggles until somebody Giggles and ****s

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    turtles bite!
    That they do!
    Especially Snapping Turtles or their big cousin the Alligater Snapper. As a kid we used to catch Snapping turtles that were 12" - 18" in diameter. They are a mean species and can easily take your fingers off. We used to hold a broom stick in front of them and they would snap it in half with one bite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
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    Turtles have sharp, canine teeth!
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    One of my fav Mericans is the legendary TURTLE MAN, i just love the guy, he is a great asset to the states, id love to meet the turtle man one day, its on my bucket list.
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    Has a snapping turtle even bitten off anybodies penis?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Has a snapping turtle even bitten off anybodies penis?
    You could get that damned fish out then.

    It might help with getting rings off as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    You could get that damned fish out then.

    It might help with getting rings off as well.
    The fish is in my bladder now, it took it about 18 inches to get there but im peeing blood...
    Anyway back to the snapping turtles, i love snapping turtles, has anybody been bitten by one, thats what i want to know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wv_bob View Post
    Terrapins here but I always stop and move them off the trail ... it's usually a dilemma figuring out which side of the trail to put them down on though. I wonder if they get pissed off when I put them down on the wrong side, costing them 5 minutes of walking to get back to the other side.
    I do too and also off the roads.
    No dilemma in figuring out which side to move them though. I move them the direction they are facing.
    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justamember View Post
    What would you do if someone pointed their finger in your face? The broomstick, well, that is just self-defense.
    So true! but a Snapping Turtle is a predator and will snap and bite anything. And young boys will be boys. How cool is it for a young boy to see a turtle snap a broom stick in half.
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    Terrapin statue outside Univ. of Maryland Admin. building -Fear the Turtle!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    The fish is in my bladder now, it took it about 18 inches to get there but im peeing blood...
    Anyway back to the snapping turtles, i love snapping turtles, has anybody been bitten by one, thats what i want to know.
    Sure you got your measurement units right Tone's, aren't Aussie metric? So that'd be 18 cm, nothing to brag about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justamember View Post
    I really do!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Justamember, this is a great thread, your a great asset to the OC, ive just gone to rep you but it says i have to wait, so im calling on all OC members that thinks this threads a great one to show your love to justamember in the only way we know how
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    Who knew a turtle thread would be so popular. Turtles are cool but they piss me off when I am fishing. It's either the box turtle sliding off the log I am trying to fish making all kinds of noise. Or, the damn snapping turtles. I seem to catch them more than one should. They are a bytch to unhook. I never want to leave the hook in but that mouth is something else. I try but end up getting freaked out and cutting the line. Last month I played tug o' war with a big ol' snapper. There was a freshly dead bass floating next to shore. The turtle was trying to bite it so I grabbed the bass and dangled the tail in the water. That turtle came right up and bit a good 2 1/2 inched up the tail. It was a back and forth until the turtle chomped hard and bit cleanly through the fish. I tossed it back towards shore and he went right after it. Sorry, long story but a mean ass turtle.
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    Did you know that the whole "I like turtles" craze started right here in lovely Oregon??!!

    edit: Oops, I see perfectzero beat me to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PerfectZero View Post
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    While searching Google Images for "I like turtles" I found this:



    I like turtles too

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    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    I love turtles... and this tune... so groovy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    While searching Google Images for "I like turtles" I found this:



    I like turtles too
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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    One of my fav Mericans is the legendary TURTLE MAN, i just love the guy, he is a great asset to the states, id love to meet the turtle man one day, its on my bucket list.
    He's our "Steve Irwin".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    i like turtles too, love watching them popping eggs out, its amazing and a bit of a turn on..
    Here is one that just popped out of a Tone's erotic egg!
    Had to save him before he became tire fodder
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    I think I would get in trouble for not adding that turtles are pretty cool. Seeing as my gf did her masters on turtles. She use to poke the turtles in the nose just to make them try to snap at her. And to conferm from a turtle expert take them the way they are pointed you don't want to pass them off.

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    I do in fact have a pet turtle.

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    My turtle's name is Mertle and he eats crickets and earthworms.

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    My favorite kind of turtles

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    I like turtles too.

    My most recent turtle encounter. She was gone the next day but there should be baby snappers in a few months.

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    Been in the desert for 5 years, just saw my first desert tortoise. Does that qualify? He was pretty well tempered, so I guess I like them too.
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    How did Hawg become the thread's OP??

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    It looks like justamember was erased....

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    And justamembers other thread asking for advice is gone as well. Twilight Zone all over again
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    My sister still has her pet desert tortoise she got when she was 2, purchased at a pet store ... she's 48 now.

    A few years after she got that, we had as many as 4 desert tortoises. One was my sister's pet, one we were given by a teacher who was moving, one showed up on our street and one was brought to us by a neighbor who found it wandering around and thought it was ours. We put up "found" signs for the last 2 but had no responses. One of them had a hole drilled through the very edge of its shell, near the back leg, which we figured was for a chain or cable to keep it tied up.

    Over time the other 3 either escaped or died, but my sister's "little girl" tortoise lives on. And on. And on.

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    Yield to the reptilian powah

    I let this one make his/her way off the trail before proceeding...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bedwards1000 View Post
    It looks like justamember was erased....
    Perhaps he never existed in this dimension.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
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