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    I like the smell of _______

    Ketchup and mustard together.
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    The ocean.
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    Coffee

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcd46 View Post
    Coffee

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    Sativa
    In that order or at the same time?
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Spring mornings

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    In that order or at the same time?
    Lol not necessarily.

    Also love the smell of Sage.
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    Fresh bread
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    Chocolate chip cookies as they are baking.
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    Pine forest. Basil, fresh basil. Puppies.
    You meet the craziest people riding e-bikes!

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    Ok come on, you guys are getting slack:

    Napalm in the morning.
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    Prestone® antifreeze.
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    Coconut suntan oil on the beach.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Coconut suntan oil on the girlfriend.
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    climate change

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    Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
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    Wet dog

    Ok, not really. But I gave my dad a bottle of Wet Gun Dog cologne one Christmas and I've never seen him laugh so long.
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    F*ck Cancer

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    Pepsi Cola

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Pepsi Cola

    She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
    I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
    L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Pepsi Cola

    Bahahaha.

    Man - you are all over Lana. I am too, but not nearly as much as you I suspect.

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    Fresh baked bread.

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    Bardahl, white sage, clove, rain
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    Lavender

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    A wet dog.
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    People, when they're asleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    A wet dog.
    Is there an echo in here?

    It is a familiar smell that brings back memories.

    Honeysuckle
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    Katy Perry
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    In no particular sandwich order.

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    Smoked pork, leather, old vine Zinfandel, new car

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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post

    Honeysuckle
    That's a good one. Had a huge patch of that at my childhood home and smelled just amazing on a sunny summer day. Don't see much of it in OR like back east. Seems like Wisteria grows in it's place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post
    Is there an echo in here?

    It is a familiar smell that brings back memories.

    Honeysuckle

    Oh man, skimmed right over that one, sorry.
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    Desert after a rain
    Study nature, love nature, stay close to nature. It will never fail you.
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    Pine tree forest.
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    gasoline
    coffee (but don't like the taste)
    cigar and pipe tobacco (but would never actually smoke it)
    basil
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    Murphy's Oil Soap
    fresh linen/clothes dryer smell
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    Chai Tea

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    BBQ (when arriving at a really good bbq spot)

    Penny (just a guess..but)
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    Quote Originally Posted by jcd46 View Post
    Penny (just a guess..but)
    Probably not so great after a few hours on her horse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    Probably not so great after a few hours on her horse.
    Nice way to ruin that one lol
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    I like the smell of _______-sexwax.jpg
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    Coffee brewing, particularly on weekend mornings
    Cookies in the oven
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    My wife's perfume on her neck later in the day
    If I may, my wife's coozy to put it politely
    Stick around if you're housebroken...

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    Lilacs and marijuana, but not together.
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    new tires
    Leaded gas/racing fuel however its not the best thing to be smelling....
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    Roofing tar

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    Coffee ... indictments ... and the aroma of a slow burn on an anything goes Sunday in the OC!
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    I also like the smell in my LBS...new tires; oil; leather; you know, the LBS smell?, other new bike parts smell, and I think cedar...some of the wood planks on the walls are cedar I think...it is in a 100+ year old warehouse/building
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    My LBS smells like the part of my wallet that holds cash, when it's empty.
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    Roofing tar

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    Grandpa's house.
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    Caster oil being run through a 2 stroke engine

    Smokehouse BBQ

    The mountains or desert after it rains

    Walnut being cut on a table saw or run through a planer

    Cedar

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    Crankouts wife's coozy


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    Picards dirty socks.
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    Really? No one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcd46 View Post
    Really? No one?

    Hookers n Blow!
    I hate cocaine but can't get enough of how it smells.
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    Nitromethane.
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    Quote Originally Posted by life behind bars View Post
    Nitromethane.
    For the win.
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    Picard PM'ed me and said he can't post right now but asked me to post this for him:

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    Road kill skunk on a hot summer's day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe_Re View Post
    People, when they're asleep.
    I keep coming back to this one, lol.
    At least you got a nice boat out of the deal.


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    Napalm in the morning; it smells like... victory.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHALENARD View Post
    I hate cocaine but can't get enough of how it smells.
    Exactly my thoughts on hookers!
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    RR Bacon on the grill ... smells a little like Irish Spring!
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    Victoria's Secret stores.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dave54 View Post
    Road kill skunk on a hot summer's day.
    I think we need a separate thread for "The smell of _______ makes me toss a street pizza."
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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    In-N-Out secret menu
    Why is it called a 'secret menu' when everyone knows about it? Marketing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    Why is it called a 'secret menu' when everyone knows about it? Marketing.
    Because it was once secret until the cat was let out of the bag. Now it’s just a menu that’s not displayed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Because it was once secret until the cat was let out of the bag. Now it’s just a menu that’s not displayed.

    Animal Fries
    Animal style burgers too, they add pickles and extra sauce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by azimiut View Post
    Desert after a rain
    Yup! The sagebrush before it starts raining too, so awesome.

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    some weird crazed desert dweller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcd46 View Post
    Animal style burgers too, they add pickles and extra sauce.
    Hmmm. . . never had that one. I miss In-N-Out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EugeneTheJeep View Post
    Yup! The sagebrush before it starts raining too, so awesome.

    coffee
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    anything garlic/onions
    Yep, right before it starts raining the sagebrush is in its prime aroma, awesome!
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    Triflow, man Triflow... that fake banana smell...

    The smell of winter

    Sawdust

    Concrete cure (strange one that....)

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    Sawdust?
    Is there an echo in here?
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    I feel like someone here already stole my line.....
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    New mountain bike tires.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post
    Ok come on, you guys are getting slack:

    Napalm in the morning.
    Was there a moment in time when this wasn't going to get said?

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    Just happened, I'm sitting in a coffee shop with my head in my computer. A cutie just sat at the table ajacent to me. All of a sudden I get the sweet aroma of oranges invading my nostrils. I look up and around for where it was coming from. I see her peeling an orange. It never occurred to me how great of an aroma it was until this thread. Freshly peeled orange aroma is as good as it gets.
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    Pesto sauce even better.
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