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    I just found out that _______...

    Fill in the blank for a situation that took you by surprise and let us know what you did in response.

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    I just found that "thing" I was looking for.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    I just found a piece of space junk in my back yard.
    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    There is a huge spill/stain in front of one of my Offices doors.
    (did post a pic, but I just brought up the laptop barebones.)

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    I just found out that _______...

    Timothy Leary is dead.

    Dropped three hits of Orange Sunshine in his honor.
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    Whoa......look at my hands!
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    The girl next door is pregnant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Whoa......look at my hands!
    "Happy Trails"! (Dunno why they said that. Crazy Hippies.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Whoa......look at my hands!
    Too soon. You haven't had time to work up to a good puke yet.
    Chasing bears through the woods drunk with a dull hatchet is strongly not advised

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyonadyke View Post
    The girl next door is pregnant.
    The girl with kaleidoscope eyes?
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    To happy to puke.....
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    ...I shouldn't have eaten so much of the chili I was making last night!

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    Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird.......no, it's a plane........wait....WTF, it's Lucy.
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    And is she wearing a diamond necklace?
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    Hawg, picture yourself in a boat on a river.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Hawg, picture yourself in a boat on a river.
    Trying to but I need a little help with the details.

    Please continue...

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    A pregnant chick calls out to you.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Trying to but I need a little help with the details.

    Please continue...
    Think the Colorado River, with live shad in the bait tank for candy. And you are wearing your hook as an earring with a huge birdsnest in your bait caster with your feet swimming in empty beer cans in the bottom of the boat while women wearing no more than 3 square inches of bikini fabric drift by you on the decks of boats. You offer to help them apply baby oil... Then you wake up from your dream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyonadyke View Post
    Think the Colorado River, with live shad in the bait tank for candy. And you are wearing your hook as an earring with a huge birdsnest in your bait caster with your feet swimming in empty beer cans in the bottom of the boat while women wearing no more than 3 square inches of bikini fabric drift by you on the decks of boats. You offer to help them apply baby oil... Then you wake up from your dream.
    With a wet spot and in need of a cold shower?

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    Climb in the back with your head in the clouds, and you're gone.
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    Now picture yourself on a train in a station....
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    trying, but I need help...

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    .......plasticine porters ...... looking glass ties.......suddenly, the pregnant chick shows up at the turnstyle.
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    Oprah is a tranny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    suddenly, the pregnant chick shows up at the turnstyle.
    ...asking for Randy. Where's Randy??? He has some parental responsibility papers to sign.

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    Last time he eats marshmallow pie, I'll bet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Oprah is a tranny.
    Automatic or manual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    Automatic or manual.
    You'll have to talk to the dealership.

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    i just found out that i stuck my hand down some dude's pants when i was completely shitfaced. i do not remember this.
    fap

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    i just found out that i stuck my hand down some dude's pants when i was completely shitfaced. i do not remember this.
    Hey, it could happen to anyone.

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    has it happened to you?

    no more drinking like that for me! (i told myself that a few months ago after the famous shitshow of 2013)

    i was mere millimeters from givin him a tug. i wanted proof, and sadly there were witnesses.
    fap

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    ^my buddy said he was drunk but swears this girl stuck her hands down his box o junk!...nah couldn't have been..

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    Chasing bears through the woods drunk with a dull hatchet is strongly not advised

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    has it happened to you?
    no more drinking like that for me! (i told myself that a few months ago after the famous shitshow of 2013)
    i was mere millimeters from givin him a tug. i wanted proof, and sadly there were witnesses.
    As long as it wasn't a relative, no harm-no foul.
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    Here's the pic.


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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    As long as it wasn't a relative, no harm-no foul.
    as long as there are no charges filed or the popo is not called.

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    you can die laughing.


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    That's an interesting carpet stain. Any idea what it could be?
    F*ck Cancer

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    I just found out that those cardboard Chinese food take-out boxes fold out into a plate.
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    You may be happy to hear that my dad has kicked cancer's ass. Now he's looking for whoever sent it.

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    well they did come up with origami (well close)

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    Hardtails are better on smooth trails. Science biatch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    I just found out that those cardboard Chinese food take-out boxes fold out into a plate.
    I'm getting Chinese takeout tonight after reading this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    That's an interesting carpet stain. Any idea what it could be?
    Looks like Janitorial had a leak in in their Trash can after servicing the Suite last night. It started in the Breakroom inside the doors.

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    I just found out that there is a cult called "Breatharians" whoe believe that humans can survive without food or water—they get all the nutrients they need from air and sunlight. When Michelle Pfeiffer Joined the Breatharians Cult
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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
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    Oprah is a tranny.
    Automatic or manual.
    Either way, she needs her fluid flushed.

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    Upset I just found out that

    the ultrasound of my kidneys was "almost" negative.

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    I just found out that if it seems like everything sucks it's probably true.
    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    has it happened to you?

    no more drinking like that for me! (i told myself that a few months ago after the famous shitshow of 2013)

    i was mere millimeters from givin him a tug. i wanted proof, and sadly there were witnesses.
    Hey, wait a minute, you just said you don't remember anything, yet you've got some details and reasoning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty $anchez View Post
    Hardtails are better on smooth trails. Science biatch.
    You mean you just found this out??? I guess eMpTyBeeR is good for something after all.

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