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    I just found out that _______...

    Fill in the blank for a situation that took you by surprise and let us know what you did in response.

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    I just found that "thing" I was looking for.
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    I just found a piece of space junk in my back yard.
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    There is a huge spill/stain in front of one of my Offices doors.
    (did post a pic, but I just brought up the laptop barebones.)

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    I just found out that _______...

    Timothy Leary is dead.

    Dropped three hits of Orange Sunshine in his honor.
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    Whoa......look at my hands!
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    The girl next door is pregnant.
    "i'll brazilian when YOU do boy, right around the ol' rusty star. Actually, whole fruit bowl. Get on it!" NicoleB

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Whoa......look at my hands!
    "Happy Trails"! (Dunno why they said that. Crazy Hippies.)
    Re-Cycled Person who rides a mountain bicycle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Whoa......look at my hands!
    Too soon. You haven't had time to work up to a good puke yet.
    But if you close your eyes it becomes so easy to see

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyonadyke View Post
    The girl next door is pregnant.
    The girl with kaleidoscope eyes?
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    To happy to puke.....
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    ...I shouldn't have eaten so much of the chili I was making last night!

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    Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird.......no, it's a plane........wait....WTF, it's Lucy.
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    And is she wearing a diamond necklace?
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    Hawg, picture yourself in a boat on a river.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Hawg, picture yourself in a boat on a river.
    Trying to but I need a little help with the details.

    Please continue...
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    A pregnant chick calls out to you.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Trying to but I need a little help with the details.

    Please continue...
    Think the Colorado River, with live shad in the bait tank for candy. And you are wearing your hook as an earring with a huge birdsnest in your bait caster with your feet swimming in empty beer cans in the bottom of the boat while women wearing no more than 3 square inches of bikini fabric drift by you on the decks of boats. You offer to help them apply baby oil... Then you wake up from your dream.
    "i'll brazilian when YOU do boy, right around the ol' rusty star. Actually, whole fruit bowl. Get on it!" NicoleB

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyonadyke View Post
    Think the Colorado River, with live shad in the bait tank for candy. And you are wearing your hook as an earring with a huge birdsnest in your bait caster with your feet swimming in empty beer cans in the bottom of the boat while women wearing no more than 3 square inches of bikini fabric drift by you on the decks of boats. You offer to help them apply baby oil... Then you wake up from your dream.
    With a wet spot and in need of a cold shower?
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    Climb in the back with your head in the clouds, and you're gone.
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    Now picture yourself on a train in a station....
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    trying, but I need help...
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    .......plasticine porters ...... looking glass ties.......suddenly, the pregnant chick shows up at the turnstyle.
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    Oprah is a tranny.
    Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    suddenly, the pregnant chick shows up at the turnstyle.
    ...asking for Randy. Where's Randy??? He has some parental responsibility papers to sign.
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