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    I Have Been Banned From ? The Official BANNED Thread...

    Hi Friends, ive missed you guys, hope your all well, but im back baby

    We have all been banned from things in our lives, forums, groups, places, drinking venues (pubs), night clubs, restaurants, your local trail, friends houses, banned from seeing certain mates or girlfriends by their parents, banned from your kids school because you have abused the head master on a parent teacher day, banned from driving a car, banned from leaving your house by the police, banned from going within a certain distance of another person or place, etc etc.

    I was banned from my local library for spending extended time in the toilets and having numerous overdue and lost books that i refused to pay fines for.

    Ive been banned from 4 rival rugby league supporter forums for trolling, starting bad rumours about their teams and just winding up their supporters after my team the Eels has beaten them.

    A mate of mine is banned from the local dog park because his staffy has attacked multiple other dogs and two people.

    My little brother was banned from the local bush for starting two fires when he was a kid, the police arrested him from our house twice with my mum in tears, he was also banned from the school bus for flashing his penis to anybody that would look.


    Where have you been banned from peeps, be honest, if you have been banned from anywhere or anything now is the time to come clean.

    And every time you are banned from something you must report in here and confess.

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    Nice to have you back Tone's!

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    Ha, Tone's just drops in at random moments. Good hearing from ya!

    I've never been banned from anything although I did draw a 1 day suspension from high school for fighting. It was a friday and so some of my friends skipped school and we just went out and caused further, unsupervised mischief. Hell ya, three day weekend! Ah, those were the days.
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    I was banned from emptybeer............they erased every post I made over about 8 years. But I'm back, and I'll never ever post about this emptybeer being anything other that "consumer driven review" site again.....

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    Got banned from a Catholic High School I was attending. Got caught with a certain "Yerba Buena".

    btw....We could of used you last night Tone's.

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    Welcome back Tones!

    Lets see here.... I have been banned from MTBR but it was only temporary. I managed to pick up a "lifetime ban" from a local music venue for yelling at a security officer who was hauling azz in his 4-wheeler and almost hit me in the parking lot. He didn't like my tone and promptly called the real police who escorted me out after giving me a paper claiming I was banned for life! I have never been back since.

    I have banished a few "used to be" friends in the past also. And I have personally banned myself from ever stepping foot in Iraq or Afghanistan again.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    I don't remember being banned from anywhere although I'm thinking SMASHBURGER needs to ban me for my own good.

    It's a bad habit that deserves a penalty.
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    I was banned from the Seychelles once... bit of a shame really, 'cause it's a nice place...

    I also banned myself from Nigeria, Turkmenistan, most of Germany, and a small town in Gloucestershire where a vindictive ex girlfriend lives...
    It's all Here. Now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    I also banned myself from Nigeria, Turkmenistan, most of Germany, and a small town in Gloucestershire where a vindictive ex girlfriend lives...
    You must book a flight immediately and confront your fears. Report back with your experiences.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    You must book a flight immediately and confront your fears. Report back with your experiences.
    Whew! That was quite a trip! All done sir! I was kidnapped and held hostage in Nigeria, but managed to escape and took a bunch of girls with me... I brought down the dictator in T'stan with a bottle of Stan's and a CO2 cylinder I happened to have in my backpack; most of the population of Germany have now renounced Satan and are sending care packages, (bratwurst, jackboots, and Nazi paraphernalia) to me in Arizona, and the ex in Gloucestershire has a smile on her face and a bit of drool on her lower lip...

    Mission (s) accomplished!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    Whew! That was quite a trip! All done sir! I was kidnapped and held hostage in Nigeria, but managed to escape and took a bunch of girls with me... I brought down the dictator in T'stan with a bottle of Stan's and a CO2 cylinder I happened to have in my backpack; most of the population of Germany have now renounced Satan and are sending care packages, (bratwurst, jackboots, and Nazi paraphernalia) to me in Arizona, and the ex in Gloucestershire has a smile on her face and a bit of drool on her lower lip...

    Mission (s) accomplished!
    I'm happy to see that you were able to escape Nigeria with some booty.
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    LOL rockerc

    I got married 20 years ago does that count as being banned?
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    hey, tones. good to see ya back in the oc,sir.

    my mom banned me from visiting the house when she had church people over on sundays during a certain "phase".
    always face the herd

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    As a kid, I was banned from the Boy Scouts.

    They caught me eating a Brownie.
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    never been banned only time outs
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    I was was banned from a cougars den. I snuck in anyways but that's the rebel in me.
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    Banned from a hotel in Cen Cal (I cannot even register to stay there!) for trespassing/swimming in their pool.

    Also banned from the public pool in Furnace Creek, Death Valley, CA for public intoxication.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Banned from a hotel in Cen Cal (I cannot even register to stay there!) for trespassing/swimming in their pool.

    Also banned from the public pool in Furnace Creek, Death Valley, CA for public intoxication.
    Thankfully you weren't banned for wizzing in the pool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    As a kid, I was banned from the Boy Scouts.

    They caught me eating a Brownie.
    The Boy Scouts prefer that you don't eat out.
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    I Have Been Banned From ? The Official BANNED Thread...

    Sorry, I've got nothing. Well, there was one time I demanded a whopper from McDs. I grew upset when they said they didn't have whoppers. I threw myself out in protest that day.

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    I seem to get into trouble because of the people I associate with. I've been banned from:

    One bar. A very drunk acquaintance of mine once apparently thought an emergency light in the washroom was a spy camera and proceeded to pull it down from the ceiling.... as well as most of the drop ceiling panels. He then proceeded to hurl it at a toilet breaking it and subsequently flooding the washrooms. The restaurant couldn't prove which of us actually did it, so they banned the whole "group" of us. Joke was on them though. Approximately 3 months after that, the bar closed.

    I have also been banned from a couple Hockey arenas. One because I chased a guy off the ice to his dressing room. I have a nice scar from where he slashed me, but off-ice antics is a real sore spot for private arenas - which is what they said I did, so I got the boot from there. Then I've been banned from a public arena for 'multiple offenses.' Public arenas have a "zero tolerance for violence" policy but they'll generally suspend you for just a couple games for a "first offence." Unfortunately I put the guy in the Hospital so it was hard to look the other way AND our whole team was already on 'probation' because we were caught with open alcohol in our dressing room twice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Banned from a hotel in Cen Cal (I cannot even register to stay there!) for trespassing/swimming in their pool.

    Also banned from the public pool in Furnace Creek, Death Valley, CA for public intoxication.
    You rebel you.

    I got banned from my neighborhood many years ago. Stealing milk off the front porch. Booked and imprisonment for "grand theft moo".
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    My second wife banned me from my house.

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    I was excommunicated from the church for unrepentant heresy, does that count?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjaguar View Post
    I was excommunicated from the church for unrepentant heresy, does that count?
    I'd say they did you a favor...
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