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    I dream about bacon....

    and eggs, with sawmill gravy over biscuits.

    You see, my SO has gone full-on vegan for the last year.... which makes me 3/4 vegan. I don't mind it really (hey, I don't have to cook!), and I have the odd slab o'meat a couple of times a month, out with the boys...

    but I get this reoccurring dream of a full-on, lumberjack breakfast... wake up starving, with a drool soaked pillow....

    So today, I'm off to cracker barrel to have breakfast for lunch.
    I'm D, and I'm addicted to bacon.

    I hate that some pig had to suffer a tortuous life, on some nasty, factory farm to provide it, and that a chicken somewhere spent it's entire life in a tiny cage for that egg... I know it is wrong. I have seen the videos. Don't think bad of me... I need help.

    thanks for letting me share.

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    Quote Originally Posted by d365 View Post
    I need help..
    You're delusional from eating all that rabbit food.....

    Have you seen the The Bacon Thread

    There's nothing wrong with you. Somebody, reach over there and slap him out of it.
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    Group hugs brother. Bacon is an essential element to a man's life and well being.
    Embrace the porcine slab o' salty goodness...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmdrpiffle View Post
    Embrace the porcine slab o' salty goodness...
    This ^^^^ and there's an opening for someone's signature.
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    well, I have fallen off the wagon.... again. but breakfast for lunch was so very satisfying. now I just have to live with my guilt.

    brushed the pearlies, and washed the bacon grease out of my beard..... she'll never be the wiser

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