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    I am selling my Toilet. Buying a rainbow of colored plastic bags.

    I will leave them at the trailhead. If you see blue, green, black or clear(yikes!) plastic bags on your trail, don't yell at the dog walkers, it's probably just me.
    I will save a ton of water now.

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    Saving water passion......

    Pooping in a bag passion......

    This is almost OC worthy!

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    I thought they were supposed to be paper bags...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1niceride View Post
    I thought they were supposed to be paper bags...
    Yes, those burn longer after you ring the doorbell..

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    *shudder*

    Also save a ton on t.p.
    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    *shudder*

    Also save a ton on t.p.
    Only if you snap it off clean.....

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    08-23-2013 07:36 PM
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    Thread: I am selling my Toilet. Buying a rainbow of colored plastic bags.
    I do not approve of dubious looking colored plastic bags on the trail.

    Thanks for negative rep, dude. Nice sense of humor. Why don't YOU clean up all the dog crap bags? You snob. I literally saw 20 dog crap bags on my ride Friday. Sweet deal if you are trying to grow flies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoolie View Post
    08-23-2013 07:36 PM
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    Thread: I am selling my Toilet. Buying a rainbow of colored plastic bags.
    I do not approve of dubious looking colored plastic bags on the trail.

    Thanks for negative rep, dude. Nice sense of humor. Why don't YOU clean up all the dog crap bags? You snob. I literally saw 20 dog crap bags on my ride Friday. Sweet deal if you are trying to grow flies.
    There's always got to be one D-bag in the bunch
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    Yeah, sometimes I am a douche bag myself. So, I will try not to judge too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoolie View Post
    I will leave them at the trailhead. If you see blue, green, black or clear(yikes!) plastic bags on your trail, don't yell at the dog walkers, it's probably just me.
    I will save a ton of water now.
    i am looking for a group buy. anyone around here organizing a group buy?
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    Aren't those plastic poop bags supposedly "bio-degradable"??? They could at least be camo colored, I suppose.
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    No Hawg, you'll step on em for sure if they're camo. The multi-colours indicate danger or unpleasantness, like a skunk!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dru View Post
    No Hawg, you'll step on em for sure if they're camo. The multi-colours indicate danger or unpleasantness, like a skunk!
    You guys never played "jump on the crap baggie" as a kid??? The purpose of the game was to land directly on top of it which forced the contents to squirt out sideways, hopefully landing on your buddies.
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    Man if I had to pinch a loaf while riding I'd be in BIG trouble! Where the hell am I going to strap the box of Heafty Garbage bags on my bike never the less a magazine or two?!?!?

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    Hawg, the chance of malfunction far outweighs any benefit your entertainment may have provided.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerth View Post
    Man if I had to pinch a loaf while riding I'd be in BIG trouble! Where the hell am I going to strap the box of Heafty Garbage bags on my bike never the less a magazine or two?!?!?
    I can "turn off" the need to crap for days on end if need be. However, I don't suggest doing this though because it's not good for you. Besides, when you finally do get to go, LOOK OUT!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dru View Post
    Hawg, the chance of malfunction far outweighs any benefit your entertainment may have provided.
    There is risk in every choice in life...
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    When are they gonna bin this thread?

    I'll be sad when they do.....

    maybe it will find its proper home in the OC
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    He would step in them regardless of the color and design.
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    I would just do it without looking.
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    You could put them on ebay and sell them to some of those scat lovers, those rainbow bags could really do it for some.



    This is just about the best passion thread ive seen all year.
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Re: I am selling my Toilet. Buying a rainbow of colored plastic bags.

    I once sacrificed a bandanna to use for TP. when I just couldn't hold it any longer.

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    Re: I am selling my Toilet. Buying a rainbow of colored plastic bags.

    Always ride with TP

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeridesabike View Post
    I once sacrificed a bandanna to use for TP. when I just couldn't hold it any longer.


    Here's the trick to on the trail poop clean up using only a small piece of sock.
    Cut off a small corner of a sock.
    Take care of business as needed.
    Use your finger to wipe clean (like most of the world does).
    Use the piece of sock to clean the poop out from under your finger nails.

    Out west here, we have a lot of 'horse only' trails. However, the multi-use trails are always full of horse ****. So I return the favor and always drop my loads on the horse trails while I'm poaching them.
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    Here's the trick to on the trail poop clean up using only a small piece of sock.
    Cut off a small corner of a sock.
    Take care of business as needed.
    Use your finger to wipe clean (like most of the world does).
    Use the piece of sock to clean the poop out from under your finger nails.

    Out west here, we have a lot of 'horse only' trails. However, the multi-use trails are always full of horse ****. So I return the favor and always drop my loads on the horse trails while I'm poaching them.
    LOL, Fek me brew, what parts of the world or countries use their finger to wipe their ass, can you give me a list of countries you think do this, i want to avoid shaking their hands if they are tourists here.
    I wont be shaking your hand on my visit to the states either lol.
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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