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    How do you eat your corn on the cob?

    Horizontal?
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    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    carefully....well until i trim it off with a knife.

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    grilled, with a thin smear of mayo, sprinkled with fresh cojita cheese, and drizzled with squeezed lime, then dusted in smoked paprika...............you asked!
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    horizontal with a bit of butter (typewriter style)
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2ridealot View Post
    horizontal with a bit of butter (typewriter style)
    I didn't know there was any other way...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2ridealot View Post
    horizontal with a bit of butter (typewriter style)
    exactly

    or wrap it in some tin foil with some butter then toss it on the bbq with whatever meat i am cooking. yum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nvphatty View Post
    carefully....well until i trim it off with a knife.
    Unless I am going for this look, I always trim it off with a knife.
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    I go both ways: Vertical on the ends first then horizontal the rest of the way.

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    Being born and raised in South Dakota, I have eaten corn about anyway possible. Nothing beats pealing back a little of the husk, throwing some butter, salt & pepper in there, close it back up and right on the grill. Horizontal method is perfered but I am not against cutting it off with a knife if I do not have floss handy.
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    I don't get the point of corn. It goes in, then 6-12 hours later it comes back out with no discernible change. Did I get anything nutritional out of it? Hell, sometimes, it looks better once it's passed through.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joshh View Post
    I didn't know there was any other way...
    vertically = eating it in rings the width of your bite. Seems not to be the norm
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    I'm so cornfused!!

    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    vertically = eating it in rings the width of your bite. Seems not to be the norm
    LOL! I think people (me at least) thought that vertical meant holding the cob vertically and eating it up and down. That would just be weird...sorry for being that dumb. I usually eat the corn in vertical rings while holding it horizontally.

    Should I have voted random or vertical???
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    I eat the corn ends (vertical) for a better hand hold if necessary, then it's straight horizontal chompin from the fat end to the skinny end. Usually doesn't take much time at all. Butter, salt, black pepper is the norm. I have some corn dishes so i don't waste any butter or seasoning. Lovely vegetable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottap2003 View Post
    I don't get the point of corn. It goes in, then 6-12 hours later it comes back out with no discernible change. Did I get anything nutritional out of it? Hell, sometimes, it looks better once it's passed through.
    Our bodies don't have the capacity to digest the corn envelope, we are not cows. However, the endosperm (the interior gooey goodness) is the digestable nutrient rich portion. The envelope is cellulosic fiber which has the benefit of helping out your colon. If it looks exactly the same comin out as it did going, I have a piece of advice for you.... chew. Also, how on earth can you fit the cob down your hole?!?

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    LOL, Its gotta be horizontal, what sort of freak eats corn vertical ?
    Jude because of this thread im dying for some nice corn on the cob now, im buying some tomoz, and will be thinking of you when i eat it with melted butter and salt n pepper.......YUM
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    Quote Originally Posted by scottap2003 View Post
    I don't get the point of corn. It goes in, then 6-12 hours later it comes back out with no discernible change. Did I get anything nutritional out of it? Hell, sometimes, it looks better once it's passed through.
    I'm sure some corn grower funded scientist will eventually tell us that our digestive tract takes a thin unnoticable layer of antioxidants off of the skin as it passes, and this is thought to cure cancer.

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    Horizontal / typewriter style.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    vertically = eating it in rings the width of your bite. Seems not to be the norm
    I'm with Ridealot. I was wondering who turns their corn on end and eats it up and down.... lol

    I do the ring thing about as much as the typewriter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    vertically = eating it in rings the width of your bite. Seems not to be the norm
    That's how I do it. Does that make me "special"?
    fee-fy-fo-fum...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    LOL, Its gotta be horizontal, what sort of freak eats corn vertical ?
    Jude because of this thread im dying for some nice corn on the cob now, im buying some tomoz, and will be thinking of you when i eat it with melted butter and salt n pepper.......YUM
    You misunderstood, mate.

    Horizontal would be taking bites from one end to the other while holding it horizontally.

    Vertical would be spinning it after each bite while holding it horizontally.

    I'm a vertical eater. My OCD forces me to precisely clean every possible spec one millimeter at a time starting at one end, working toward the other end.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dbhammercycle View Post
    Our bodies don't have the capacity to digest the corn envelope, we are not cows. However, the endosperm (the interior gooey goodness) is the digestable nutrient rich portion. The envelope is cellulosic fiber which has the benefit of helping out your colon. If it looks exactly the same comin out as it did going, I have a piece of advice for you.... chew. Also, how on earth can you fit the cob down your hole?!?


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    carefully.

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    'I have a friend who'... shoves it up his below stairs and lets it dissolve, hours of fun! So... vertical if standing up...





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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    That's how I do it. Does that make me "special"?
    Yes you are special
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