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    WooHoo.... hit me with 2 wallops AZ !!!!
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    AZ must have been well over as ive just double bump'd him to 202
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    Congrats on 200 AZ!! That's impressive..
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    Congrats AZ, another milestone!

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    Hes gonna be the milestoner the whole way ..... unless he loses it and throws a wobbler. Extra points for the awesome coloured bike !!!!
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    Id just like to announce, I AM AZ MTNS, ive fooled you all and the santa cruz is being sent to a friend of mine in AZ and he is posting it straight to me in OZ, and actually i have a combined rep score of 350....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Id just like to announce, I AM AZ MTNS, ive fooled you all and the santa cruz is being sent to a friend of mine in AZ and he is posting it straight to me in OZ, and actually i have a combined rep score of 350....
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    Nah mate, too much aussie twang crap comes outta your mouth for an actor.

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    ^^^ takes one to know one OZZY lol, your a dead set Bunyips scrotum lol,
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    ^ Breaking news:

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    Equally mystical , bunyip scrotum sell's well to the visitors as an entre
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    Any info links to said product?

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    Online only, mystical creatures ballbags and horns are only available online.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Any info links to said product?
    Ive got a few Hawg, but what will you swap for them? Dinner with your loverly lady? your bike? your passport? whats it gonna be?
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    Green cards or marriage !!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Id just like to announce, I AM AZ MTNS, ive fooled you all and the BURNT ORANGEsanta cruz is being sent to a friend of mine in AZ and he is posting it straight to me in OZ, and actually i have a combined rep score of 350....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ozzybmx View Post
    Online only, mystical creatures ballbags and horns are only available online.
    This cracked me up.. Too funny..
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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
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    That would be plausible,















    if you had a friend.
    LOL, HEY did you get my joke about you being a WOMBAT,
    YOU EAT, ROOTS AND LEAVES....

    ahahaha, get it.....
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    AZ, on a serious note i have heaps of American friends, but its a challenge, ive always gotta dumb things down so they understand what im talkin about hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    AZ, on a serious note i have heaps of American friends, but its a challenge, ive always gotta dumb things down so they understand what im talkin about hahaha



    I'm sure you have to. Once they get here and get up to speed its game on though. Have to give them a chance to catch up.

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    Bloody ozzys overseas always let us down !!!
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    I have felt the wrath of a 200 clubber.... clubber are you an canack ? Is it that time to beat seals
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Ive got a few Hawg, but what will you swap for them? Dinner with your loverly lady? your bike? your passport? whats it gonna be?
    Well, I've heard that you fellows from Down Under enjoy our American Bull Testicles when cooked just right. I can set you up with a case of them. Freshly plucked for your enjoyment...

    Deal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Well, I've heard that you fellows from Down Under enjoy our American Bull Testicles when cooked just right. I can set you up with a case of them. Freshly plucked for your enjoyment...

    Deal?
    MMMMMMM nothin i like more than a coupla fresh bulls testies..
    how would you get em to me fresh, id cover those babies in the colonel sanders special spices, id eat those babies by the dozen....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    MMMMMMM nothin i like more than a coupla fresh bulls testies..
    how would you get em to me fresh, id cover those babies in the colonel sanders special spices, id eat those babies by the dozen....
    It's what we cook up special for you mates whenever you visit us here in the States.

    Can't ship 'em. Our slogan here is: Always fresh, never frozen.

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    The only problem with bull testies is they give you a facial when you cut into them.
    No, YOU don't understand. You're making an ass of yourself for all of eternity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wmac View Post
    The only problem with bull testies is they give you a facial when you cut into them.
    Ezzzzactly what Tone's likes about them....

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    Here ya go Tones.. I'll send you some Vegemite and Whitchetty Grubs to round out your Australian dinner of roasted bull testies.. Who ya going to invite over for dinner? ..
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    Whitchetty Grubs can be left for the locals!

    I dont mind a bit of Roo with tomato relish and veggies though. Good stuff

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    ^ That looks damn good! What's Roo taste like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    ^ That looks damn good! What's Roo taste like?
    Tastes really really good and its a healthier option to beef. A bit gamey but also very lean. Need to cook and eat medium/medium rare. Anything more and it starts to have a similar consistancy to leather.
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    Taste like chicken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Kuhl View Post
    Taste like chicken.
    HAHA - I think you must have eaten Croc, not Roo


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    MMMM...looks like chicken too!.....

    Damn I'm hungry all of a sudden.

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    I have always wanted to try the American style Pulled Pork - but before it is all 'pulled' (if that makes sense).

    Like this:


    I have tried to get it at a few places here, but it never comes to the table looking as good as the pic above.
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    ^ It's freakin' delicious!

    Doesn't Croc taste a bit fishy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    ^ It's freakin' delicious!

    Doesn't Croc taste a bit fishy?
    Not really. Depends if you are getting croc from the estuary or from some stagnant freshwater croc farm. Same as fish. If you get fish that sits in a crap filled pond its whole life, then its not going to taste that good imo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grinderz View Post
    Whitchetty Grubs can be left for the locals!

    I dont mind a bit of Roo with tomato relish and veggies though. Good stuff

    That looks really good!! I am interested in Roo now.. It's going to be hard to find some Roo meat here in Washington D.C. haha..
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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak06 View Post
    That looks really good!! I am interested in Roo now.. It's going to be hard to find some Roo meat here in Washington D.C. haha..



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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak06 View Post
    Here ya go Tones.. I'll send you some Vegemite and Whitchetty Grubs to round out your Australian dinner of roasted bull testies.. Who ya going to invite over for dinner? ..
    lol, ive got 3 jars of vegemite in my cupboard now, goes great but you dont wanna spread it too heavy, just very sparingly, its real good for you.
    It was invented from the yeast in the bottom of the beer making process, but its been refined over the years, full of vitaman B..
    Ive eaten Whitchetty grubs cooked on a fire, they go ok, lollies for aboriginals those things..
    Your invited to dinner mate for sure, we can have roo, croc, goanna, wombat, grubs n vegemite and rock wallaby.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grinderz View Post
    HAHA - I think you must have eaten Croc, not Roo
    Grinderz, the US has this 'thing' where anytime we try some new kind of meat, if you like the new kind of meat, you just automatically say "it tastes like chicken".

    It's become somewhat of a cliche in our language. I would be willing to bet that was what JK was inferring, or alluding to, if you will.
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    I'll just leave this right here: Scrotum gift shop

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    ^^^ The best part is they've sold more than 500,000 of them already.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marpilli View Post
    I'll just leave this right here: Scrotum gift shop
    OH great marp, youve found it, thats a great shop, who doesnt want a kangaroo scrotum pouch, every man n his dog has one here.
    and as you can see you can even buy the rare double ball pouch that is found in 1 in every 10'000, im going to buy one of those to fit over my own scrotum for winter time, i suggest you all do the same, we could start a new trend here, when i get it i'll put the pictures up in here, who in the hell wouldnt want to fit your own scrotum inside a kangaroos scrotum, its a perfect design........
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    ^^^ Nothing says Happy Holidays like Roo scrotum.

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    see, we are bloody great thinkers down here, you could even buy one of thost to fit over your dogs scrotum if he is sleepin outside in winter time, you could buy two and swap them between you and your dog so you could have a variation, im ordering mine now, i think i'll need a golf ball pouch size one to fit over my scrotum, maybe an XL size, my balls are gonna be so snug n warm in there, i can hardly wait.
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    I'm glad I didn't read the last few posts with a mouthful of water, otherwise I'd be cleaning the monitor right now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    OH great marp, youve found it, thats a great shop, who doesnt want a kangaroo scrotum pouch, every man n his dog has one here.
    and as you can see you can even buy the rare double ball pouch that is found in 1 in every 10'000, im going to buy one of those to fit over my own scrotum for winter time, i suggest you all do the same, we could start a new trend here, when i get it i'll put the pictures up in here, who in the hell wouldnt want to fit your own scrotum inside a kangaroos scrotum, its a perfect design........
    You get me one with fur lining and I'll give it a try.

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    Eat a bowl of ***** and 'roo scrotum, spammer! Reported.

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