How?

Printable View

  • 12-11-2012
    ozzybmx
    WooHoo.... hit me with 2 wallops AZ !!!!
  • 12-11-2012
    ozzybmx
    AZ must have been well over as ive just double bump'd him to 202
  • 12-11-2012
    sodak
    Congrats on 200 AZ!! That's impressive..
  • 12-11-2012
    wyatt79m
    All out...
  • 12-11-2012
    SCR818
    Congrats AZ, another milestone!
  • 12-11-2012
    ozzybmx
    Hes gonna be the milestoner the whole way ..... unless he loses it and throws a wobbler. Extra points for the awesome coloured bike !!!!
  • 12-11-2012
    Tone's
    Id just like to announce, I AM AZ MTNS, ive fooled you all and the santa cruz is being sent to a friend of mine in AZ and he is posting it straight to me in OZ, and actually i have a combined rep score of 350....
  • 12-11-2012
    heyyall
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Id just like to announce, I AM AZ MTNS, ive fooled you all and the santa cruz is being sent to a friend of mine in AZ and he is posting it straight to me in OZ, and actually i have a combined rep score of 350....

    The ultimate sock puppet conspiracy. :skep:
  • 12-11-2012
    ozzybmx
    Nah mate, too much aussie twang crap comes outta your mouth for an actor.

    You are a dinky di..... unicorn rooter :skep:
  • 12-11-2012
    Tone's
    ^^^ takes one to know one OZZY lol, your a dead set Bunyips scrotum lol,
  • 12-11-2012
    SCR818
    ^ Breaking news: :eek:
  • 12-11-2012
    ozzybmx
    Equally mystical , bunyip scrotum sell's well to the visitors as an entre :thumbsup:
  • 12-11-2012
    SCR818
    Any info links to said product?
  • 12-11-2012
    ozzybmx
    Online only, mystical creatures ballbags and horns are only available online.
  • 12-11-2012
    Tone's
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Any info links to said product?

    Ive got a few Hawg, but what will you swap for them? Dinner with your loverly lady? your bike? your passport? whats it gonna be?:skep:
  • 12-11-2012
    ozzybmx
    Green cards or marriage !!!!
  • 12-11-2012
    AZ
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Id just like to announce, I AM AZ MTNS, ive fooled you all and the BURNT ORANGEsanta cruz is being sent to a friend of mine in AZ and he is posting it straight to me in OZ, and actually i have a combined rep score of 350....

    ------------------------------------Burnt Orange avatar :p



    That would be plausible,















    if you had a friend. :D
  • 12-11-2012
    sodak
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ozzybmx View Post
    Online only, mystical creatures ballbags and horns are only available online.

    This cracked me up.. Too funny.. :D
  • 12-11-2012
    Tone's
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    ------------------------------------Burnt Orange avatar :p



    That would be plausible,















    if you had a friend. :D

    LOL, HEY did you get my joke about you being a WOMBAT,
    YOU EAT, ROOTS AND LEAVES....

    ahahaha, get it.....:D
  • 12-11-2012
    Tone's
    AZ, on a serious note i have heaps of American friends, but its a challenge, ive always gotta dumb things down so they understand what im talkin about :) hahaha
  • 12-11-2012
    AZ
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    AZ, on a serious note i have heaps of American friends, but its a challenge, ive always gotta dumb things down so they understand what im talkin about :) hahaha




    I'm sure you have to. Once they get here and get up to speed its game on though. Have to give them a chance to catch up.
  • 12-11-2012
    ozzybmx
    Bloody ozzys overseas always let us down !!!
  • 12-11-2012
    ozzybmx
    I have felt the wrath of a 200 clubber.... clubber are you an canack ? Is it that time to beat seals :D
  • 12-11-2012
    SCR818
    1 Attachment(s)
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Ive got a few Hawg, but what will you swap for them? Dinner with your loverly lady? your bike? your passport? whats it gonna be?:skep:

    Well, I've heard that you fellows from Down Under enjoy our American Bull Testicles when cooked just right. I can set you up with a case of them. Freshly plucked for your enjoyment...

    Deal?
  • 12-11-2012
    Tone's
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Well, I've heard that you fellows from Down Under enjoy our American Bull Testicles when cooked just right. I can set you up with a case of them. Freshly plucked for your enjoyment...

    Deal?

    MMMMMMM nothin i like more than a coupla fresh bulls testies..
    how would you get em to me fresh, id cover those babies in the colonel sanders special spices, id eat those babies by the dozen....
  • 12-11-2012
    SCR818
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    MMMMMMM nothin i like more than a coupla fresh bulls testies..
    how would you get em to me fresh, id cover those babies in the colonel sanders special spices, id eat those babies by the dozen....

    It's what we cook up special for you mates whenever you visit us here in the States.

    Can't ship 'em. Our slogan here is: Always fresh, never frozen. :)
  • 12-11-2012
    wmac
    The only problem with bull testies is they give you a facial when you cut into them.
  • 12-11-2012
    SCR818
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by wmac View Post
    The only problem with bull testies is they give you a facial when you cut into them.

    Ezzzzactly what Tone's likes about them....:D
  • 12-11-2012
    sodak
    2 Attachment(s)
    Here ya go Tones.. I'll send you some Vegemite and Whitchetty Grubs to round out your Australian dinner of roasted bull testies.. Who ya going to invite over for dinner? .. :D
  • 12-11-2012
    Grinderz
    Whitchetty Grubs can be left for the locals!

    I dont mind a bit of Roo with tomato relish and veggies though. Good stuff

  • 12-11-2012
    SCR818
    ^ That looks damn good! What's Roo taste like?
  • 12-11-2012
    Grinderz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    ^ That looks damn good! What's Roo taste like?

    Tastes really really good and its a healthier option to beef. A bit gamey but also very lean. Need to cook and eat medium/medium rare. Anything more and it starts to have a similar consistancy to leather.
  • 12-11-2012
    John Kuhl
    Taste like chicken.
  • 12-11-2012
    Grinderz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by John Kuhl View Post
    Taste like chicken.

    HAHA - I think you must have eaten Croc, not Roo


    Croc Skewers
  • 12-11-2012
    Shark
    MMMM...looks like chicken too!.....

    Damn I'm hungry all of a sudden.
  • 12-11-2012
    Grinderz
    I have always wanted to try the American style Pulled Pork - but before it is all 'pulled' (if that makes sense).

    Like this:


    I have tried to get it at a few places here, but it never comes to the table looking as good as the pic above.
  • 12-11-2012
    SCR818
    ^ It's freakin' delicious!

    Doesn't Croc taste a bit fishy?
  • 12-11-2012
    Grinderz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    ^ It's freakin' delicious!

    Doesn't Croc taste a bit fishy?

    Not really. Depends if you are getting croc from the estuary or from some stagnant freshwater croc farm. Same as fish. If you get fish that sits in a crap filled pond its whole life, then its not going to taste that good imo.
  • 12-12-2012
    sodak
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Grinderz View Post
    Whitchetty Grubs can be left for the locals!

    I dont mind a bit of Roo with tomato relish and veggies though. Good stuff


    That looks really good!! I am interested in Roo now.. It's going to be hard to find some Roo meat here in Washington D.C. haha..
  • 12-12-2012
    AZ
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by sodak06 View Post
    That looks really good!! I am interested in Roo now.. It's going to be hard to find some Roo meat here in Washington D.C. haha..




    Ostrich, alligator, kangaroo -- it's what's for dinner - WTOP.com
  • 12-12-2012
    Tone's
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by sodak06 View Post
    Here ya go Tones.. I'll send you some Vegemite and Whitchetty Grubs to round out your Australian dinner of roasted bull testies.. Who ya going to invite over for dinner? .. :D

    lol, ive got 3 jars of vegemite in my cupboard now, goes great but you dont wanna spread it too heavy, just very sparingly, its real good for you.
    It was invented from the yeast in the bottom of the beer making process, but its been refined over the years, full of vitaman B..
    Ive eaten Whitchetty grubs cooked on a fire, they go ok, lollies for aboriginals those things..
    Your invited to dinner mate for sure, we can have roo, croc, goanna, wombat, grubs n vegemite and rock wallaby.....:thumbsup:
  • 12-12-2012
    net wurker
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Grinderz View Post
    HAHA - I think you must have eaten Croc, not Roo

    Grinderz, the US has this 'thing' where anytime we try some new kind of meat, if you like the new kind of meat, you just automatically say "it tastes like chicken".

    It's become somewhat of a cliche in our language. I would be willing to bet that was what JK was inferring, or alluding to, if you will.
  • 12-12-2012
    marpilli
    I'll just leave this right here: Scrotum gift shop
  • 12-12-2012
    wmac
    ^^^ The best part is they've sold more than 500,000 of them already.
  • 12-12-2012
    Tone's
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by marpilli View Post
    I'll just leave this right here: Scrotum gift shop

    OH great marp, youve found it, thats a great shop, who doesnt want a kangaroo scrotum pouch, every man n his dog has one here.
    and as you can see you can even buy the rare double ball pouch that is found in 1 in every 10'000, im going to buy one of those to fit over my own scrotum for winter time, i suggest you all do the same, we could start a new trend here, when i get it i'll put the pictures up in here, who in the hell wouldnt want to fit your own scrotum inside a kangaroos scrotum, its a perfect design........:thumbsup:
  • 12-12-2012
    AZ
    ^^^ Nothing says Happy Holidays like Roo scrotum. ;)
  • 12-12-2012
    Tone's
    see, we are bloody great thinkers down here, you could even buy one of thost to fit over your dogs scrotum if he is sleepin outside in winter time, you could buy two and swap them between you and your dog so you could have a variation, im ordering mine now, i think i'll need a golf ball pouch size one to fit over my scrotum, maybe an XL size, my balls are gonna be so snug n warm in there, i can hardly wait.
  • 12-12-2012
    freighttrainuphill
    :lol::lol::lol:

    I'm glad I didn't read the last few posts with a mouthful of water, otherwise I'd be cleaning the monitor right now! :D
  • 12-12-2012
    marpilli
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    OH great marp, youve found it, thats a great shop, who doesnt want a kangaroo scrotum pouch, every man n his dog has one here.
    and as you can see you can even buy the rare double ball pouch that is found in 1 in every 10'000, im going to buy one of those to fit over my own scrotum for winter time, i suggest you all do the same, we could start a new trend here, when i get it i'll put the pictures up in here, who in the hell wouldnt want to fit your own scrotum inside a kangaroos scrotum, its a perfect design........:thumbsup:

    You get me one with fur lining and I'll give it a try. :thumbsup:
  • 12-12-2012
    freighttrainuphill
    Eat a bowl of ***** and 'roo scrotum, spammer! Reported.
  • 12-12-2012
    sodak
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    lol, ive got 3 jars of vegemite in my cupboard now, goes great but you dont wanna spread it too heavy, just very sparingly, its real good for you.
    It was invented from the yeast in the bottom of the beer making process, but its been refined over the years, full of vitaman B..
    Ive eaten Whitchetty grubs cooked on a fire, they go ok, lollies for aboriginals those things..
    Your invited to dinner mate for sure, we can have roo, croc, goanna, wombat, grubs n vegemite and rock wallaby.....:thumbsup:

    Awesome!! :thumbsup: However, the Vegemite you can keep. I tried that while in Europe and man was that some nasty stuff! If I ever find myself down in OZ, i'll let you know so you can fire up the grill... or I should say "barbie"? right? ~Sodak
  • 12-12-2012
    sodak
    Ohh... uh, my bluff has been called! Well, anyone in the DC area and want to try some of this ellegant food?
  • 12-12-2012
    Grinderz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by sodak06 View Post
    Ohh... uh, my bluff has been called! Well, anyone in the DC area and want to try some of this ellegant food?

    Get yourself some roo sirloin and some of this.



    If you cant find it, I would go a similar tomato chut and add a small amount of basil.

    Do it all propper like and throw it on the BBQ for a couple of mins.

    End up with something spesh like this:
  • 12-13-2012
    Axe
    Mmmm....
  • 12-13-2012
    Grinderz
    3pm Friday afternoon and I am already imagining the smells coming from my kitchen tonight. Got some roo sirloin for some tasty morsels. Nomm Nomm Nomms!
  • 12-15-2012
    Hutch3637
    How to deal with spam, neg them.
  • 12-15-2012
    AZ
    There is something in the sapm that makes the script continue running, cannot be good.
  • 12-15-2012
    Rock dude
    What's up with all the spam lately?
  • 12-15-2012
    AZ
    reported
  • 12-15-2012
    Axe
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    reported

    They should code it in when more then three people with high rep (to weed out bots) report a post, it is gone and poster is blocked. Would be the only good use for rep (hard to auto/mechturk generate).
  • 12-15-2012
    deke505
    ^^^ this. +100

    trail ninja had a good idea too. You can tell by the members list who is most likely a spam bot on how they fill out the form. Just look at the list when you orginize it by date the first full page is people who signed up today, you can tell.

    p.s where is trail ninja I think he went into stealth mode:skep:
  • 12-15-2012
    Bill in Houston
    very spammy in here lately.
  • 12-15-2012
    shibiwan
    Holy crap... where all that spam come from!
  • 12-15-2012
    shibiwan
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    ^^^ this. +100

    trail ninja had a good idea too. You can tell by the members list who is most likely a spam bot on how they fill out the form. Just look at the list when you orginize it by date the first full page is people who signed up today, you can tell.

    p.s where is trail ninja I think he went into stealth mode:skep:

    Maybe he's busy sending the spam.... even his babies thread is dead in the water.

    -S
  • 12-15-2012
    John Kuhl
    Screw the spam man.
  • 12-15-2012
    Lance Strongarm
    I think Tyler Hamilton is a spammer now.
  • 12-15-2012
    kimberleyturtle
    spam, wake up mods
  • 12-15-2012
    Tone's
    Theres a big banana in my pocket..
  • 12-15-2012
    Axe
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Theres a big banana in my pocket..

    Just do not forget to put it in the front pocket.

    Rear...not so impressive.
  • 12-15-2012
    carverboy
    :madman:Rain in the forecast next two days here in North cakalaky and nothing but Spam on mtbr. Dang I may just ride in the rain tomorrow.






    UGG boots will germinate Paris Hilton like intellect in your soles!
  • 12-15-2012
    AZ
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Theres a big banana in my pocket..



    This is not a banana in my pocket. :p
  • 12-15-2012
    Axe
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    This is not a banana in my pocket. :p

  • 12-15-2012
    Hutch3637
    How about some pancakes?

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/U_9J2oJjjd4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
  • 12-15-2012
    shibiwan
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    How about some pancakes?

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MzegarMsSKw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    That's gold..... I'd rep you again if I could.

    -S