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    The HOT TIP Thread

    Post your helpful, hot tips here about anything here.

    HOT TIP #1: Do not ride with your tongue hanging out like BigRingGrinder's avatar or you will eventually bite it off.

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    HOT TIP #2: Never say "well, it cant get any worse!". It can, and it will.

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    Hot tip #3: Don't Assume.
    I always assumed the red object in BigRing's avatar was a bitten-off testicle.
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Hot Tip #1: UPDATE- Too late, there is now blood dripping from the mouth of BigRingGrinder's avatar

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    The HOT TIP Thread

    Hot Tip: Don't trust anything you read in Off Camber, including this.
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    Hot tip #4 actually read someones handle and decyfer what it means. I always thought until recently that Boyonadyke was Beyond a dyke.
    Front Range, Colorado.

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    Hot Tip: When a priest tells you to " Get on yer knees an' repent for ye have sinned!" in an Australian accent, don't...
    It's all Here. Now.

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    Hot tip #6 : When in doubt leave the Cheetos in the store.
    Front Range, Colorado.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Hot tip #4 actually read someones handle and decyfer what it means. I always thought until recently that Boyonadyke was Beyond a dyke.
    The first one that comes to mind is "BigRingGrinder"

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    Back in the day, penicillin was an adequate remedy for a hot tip.

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    Hot Tip: Hawg sayz he reserves his hot tip for the wimminz of the OC, not the whole enchilada.

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    just this morning, another from my 10yr old

    papa, when you crash why aren't you more like a drunk driver? they never get hurt. they're so relaxed...like hippies only 40x more.

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    don't let your meat loaf.

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    Here are some Hot tips :

    The average man's erect penis is three times the length of his thumb.

    Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

    A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

    There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

    Women blink twice as often as men.

    The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

    Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

    If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

    Women reading this will be finished now.

    Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    here are some hot tips :

    The average man's erect penis is three times the length of his thumb.

    Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

    A woman's heart chills faster than a man's.

    There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

    Women speak twice as often as men.

    The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

    Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

    If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

    Women reading this will be finished reading and beginning nagging.

    Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
    fify

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Here are some Hot tips :

    The average man's erect penis is three times the length of his thumb.

    Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

    A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

    There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

    Women blink twice as often as men.

    The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

    Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

    If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

    Women reading this will be finished now.

    Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
    What if you were born w/o thumbs Judy??? I've got crabs, oops, I mean I've got crab claws.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    What if you were born w/o thumbs Judy??? I've got crabs, oops, I mean I've got crab claws.
    I think the majority will believe the crabs more rhan the crab claws.
    Front Range, Colorado.

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    i checked my thumbs. no really, i did. i wanted to know "what could have been" if i were born a dude.

    sadly, i've seen those things many times, and knew they were meant to trick you. but i still checked my thumbs.
    fap

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    Right? I have huge hands. I feel robbed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    i checked my thumbs. no really, i did. i wanted to know "what could have been" if i were born a dude.

    sadly, i've seen those things many times, and knew they were meant to trick you. but i still checked my thumbs.
    How long would you be?

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    I've only got 2 thumbs so I can't really tell...
    It's all Here. Now.

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    now you understand the term "two thumbs up"

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    Guys, please understand that a good portion of your manhood is inside your body. We are all huge if you count the entire length. That ought to make you all feel great.

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    Hot Tip #.. lost count:

    Ladies don't be checking out guys thumbs while riding.
    You earn 1000 exp!
    You are now lvl 5! (5/100)
    Str +3, Sta +4, MTB Skills +1, Grip +1, Iron Butt +1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Desidus View Post
    Hot Tip #.. lost count:

    Ladies don't be checking out guys thumbs while riding.
    By all means, check, check!!! Our thumbs look longer and thicker with gloves on!

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    Another rule to live by... Bleed your brakes, before your brakes make you bleed instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Guys, please understand that a good portion of your manhood is inside your body. We are all huge if you count the entire length. That ought to make you all feel great.
    I gurss that makes me "double" HUGE then.
    Front Range, Colorado.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    What if you were born w/o thumbs Judy??? I've got crabs, oops, I mean I've got crab claws.
    I would have to name you Stubby



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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    I would have to name you Stubby
    Thank God you didn't say "shorty"

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    Don't pour hot candle wax on your penis or you'll get a "hot tip".

    I know, as I did this in my drug-induced hippie days in college. (Well, actually a gorgeous hippie chick did this to me, but I consented).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Thank God you didn't say "shorty"
    I agree "shorty" is too common

    I also thought Claude has a nice European twist
    F*ck Cancer

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    The HOT TIP Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by dirt farmer View Post
    Don't pour hot candle wax on your penis or you'll get a "hot tip".

    I know, as I did this in my drug-induced hippie days in college. (Well, actually a gorgeous hippie chick did this to me, but I consented).
    There are some thing that you don't actually have to experience to know they are bad ideas. It should be somewhat common sense.
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    You cant polish a turd but you sure can roll it in glitter.

    ;l,.

    Sorry, my 6 inch thumb just got in the way of my typing...
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Judy it looks like your thumb technique need's it's own thread.
    Front Range, Colorado.

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    Tip # ?: Don't make a rookie mistake like wearing short gloves!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gdtrfb24 View Post
    Tip # ?: Don't make a rookie mistake like wearing short gloves!
    How about fingerless gloves?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Here are some Hot tips :

    The average man's erect penis is three times the length of his thumb.

    Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
    wink wink, say no more...

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    ^ WTF?? That's a big azz thumb. Why?
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    SS is saying that he has a Blue Whale's member. Judy? Comment?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    SS is saying that he has a Blue Whale's member. Judy? Comment?
    King Kong couldn't meet that logic. Haha... Who makes a mega thumb statue? It's pretty awesome work though.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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