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    In honour of my post count



    The lights flicker as i type this. I hear screaming coming from my toilet. The walls are bleeding. spooooooooky!

    The toilet part is at least explainable. Dont ask.

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    One problem though right now you're stuck and can't post anymore. Or no one will understand this thread.
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    for grinder
    F*ck Cancer

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    One problem though right now you're stuck and can't post anymore. Or no one will understand this thread.
    D'oh!!

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    The number of the beast

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    Good tune!
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    Technically, we've lost another OC member since he can never post again if he wants his post count to remain burned into all eternity.... I think he said he was a sock puppet anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    One problem though right now you're stuck and can't post anymore. Or no one will understand this thread.
    Huh? I don't get it.

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    WOW! He really hasn't posted again (yet). His post count remains at 666 and this thread still makes sense!

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    Ahhh, but in a weird time warp of deleted threads, i have yet to GET to 666.

    even SPOOOOOKIER!

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    This is what I see.

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    See?

    It's the DEVIL Bobby Buche!

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    664 now. BRG is time travelling.
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    Nice trick getting the Mods/Admin to adjust that for you. Positive rep, when I can. You have life again, for another 3 posts... make it count.

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    Naw, i only have two left.

    Oh crap! down to one!!!

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    3, 2, 1,....booom!!!!

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    Multiple universes.

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    I wonder how many times the Mods/Admin will adjust that for you BRG?

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    How embarrassing. Premature thread creation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    How embarrassing. Premature thread creation.
    Uh-huh, oh yeah. Sure. You vawee funee!

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    Wow! this is getting weird now!

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    HAHAHA! I'm going backwards!

    Ok... can i get that done to my age pls?

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    In honour of my post count

    Stop post padding in the kitchen threads.

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    Two posts in the thread where the guy wanted the oc to do a product review on cock rings is hardly post padding. =)

    edit: Post count is hardly important to me, nor do i pad with spam threads so where the drop of like 10 or so came from has me curious. I thought a mod was just messin with me (to witch i say "well played" if that was the case) but now im wondering.

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    Now you're down to 658.

    And you spelled "honor" wrong, in the thread title, btw.
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    Honour is the archaic version.

    "Definition of HONOUR
    chiefly British variant of honor, honorable, honorary"

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    Two posts in the thread where the guy wanted the oc to do a product review on cock rings is hardly post padding. =)

    edit: Post count is hardly important to me, nor do i pad with spam threads so where the drop of like 10 or so came from has me curious. I thought a
    mod was just messin with me (to witch i say "well
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    wondering.
    It's like the post count Twilight Zone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    Honour is the archaic version.

    "Definition of HONOUR
    chiefly British variant of honor, honorable, honorary"
    We're in 'Murica now though. And here, we speak 'Murican.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    We're in 'Murica now though. And here, we speak 'Murican.
    Meh, i read to many sword and sorcery books. Armour, honour, etc.

    Besides... the very concept of honour is outdated enough in our current society to warrant the use of an archaic spelling.

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    Armour Hot Dogs, MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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    Oooooo, nice string of words there. I done almost used my smarticles like that there Settertude fella! I better pace my self er my head might deflate!

    Damn, at this rate ill be on page 3 of this thread before i get back to the correct post count.

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    I've got it!!! BRG is a the Admin's sock puppet!!! He can do anything he wants to his post count at any time.

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    he is stuck at 664
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    he is stuck at 664
    Don't fall for his demonic sorcery. His post count is actually around 670 now.

    Do not look into the light!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Don't fall for his demonic sorcery. His post count is actually around 670 now.

    Do not look into the light!!!!
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    ^Something along those lines.

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    Will BRG ever get to 666?
    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kjlued View Post
    Will BRG ever get to 666?
    Not as long as his creator has executive powers. I call party foul here!!!

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    Its a matter of leaving you on edge. For what its worth, this caper has been 6 months in the making! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    and now you have one more to go if they let you
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    Oh, he'll go and go again...

    I think it would be fun if everyone's post count started going backwards now. Eventually, everyone would have a negative post count number.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    Its a matter of leaving you on edge. For what its worth, this caper has been 6 months in the making! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    6 months means nothing unless it is 6 months, 6 days, and 6 hours in the making.
    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kjlued View Post
    6 months means nothing unless it is 6 months, 6 days, and 6 hours in the making.
    And 6 Bleems.

    It feels like I'm on the goalpost in a Mork and Mindy episode.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kjlued View Post
    6 months means nothing unless it is 6 months, 6 days, and 6 hours in the making.
    Clearly the case and the reason for the delay.






















    maybe.....


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    Ah-haaa! back up to 666 posts AGAIN!

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    24 hours later & he's at 666. Well done BRG! Getting stuck in a continuous time loop. In a couple of thousand years you'll look back on this and laugh.
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    It looks like BRG pulled us through the time warp, too. I feel the same age today as I did yesterday at this time. Trippy.

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    Why is BRG back down to 662? WTF is going on?
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    HA! the evil caper continues!!!!

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    Abracadabra!

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    Back on track BRG! 680 posts at the time this reply was posted. Can't wait to see what it will be the next time I'm back here again...

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    what ever i want it to be.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    what ever i want it to be.....
    I dare you to raise it above Dirty $anchez' post count!

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    Yea, but then my super secret true identity might be revealed. Maybe i dont *want* that to happen so i will leave it where it is.

    Just to make you wonder....

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    Well, clearly you live in the lower portion of So Cal. That's a good clue...

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    Or do i?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    Or do i?
    You just gave it away! I was hoping you'd fall for that trick! HAAA!!! Got you! I'm positive I know who this is now.

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    Ok Sherlock, lets hear it.

    I have to warn you though, my super secret identity is cloaked in the most cunning of all disguises. Glasses. You will never figure it out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    Ok Sherlock, lets hear it.

    I have to warn you though, my super secret identity is cloaked in the most cunning of all disguises. Glasses. You will never figure it out.
    I can tell who you are just by the way you type your replies out. It all becomes so clear, glasses indeed.

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    The next post after 999 will bring you back to 0... some of us have been able to avoid this glich
    F*ck Cancer

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    The next post after 999 will bring you back to 0... some of us have been able to avoid this glich
    That sounds just a tad bit like bragging... subliminal/in between the lines/subtle bragging, but bragging nonetheless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I think he said he was a sock puppet anyway.
    Are you SURE you know who I am? Those glasses have fooled everyone else, I find it hard to believe only you can see through such a masterful disguise.

    While we are on the subject, where was it I suggested I might be a sock puppet in the first place? It wasn't the same thread where it was revealed that Tone's and Nicole were the same person was it?

    More smoke and mirrors. Perhaps.

    Bonjour!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    While we are on the subject, where was it I suggested I might be a sock puppet in the first place? It wasn't the same thread where it was revealed that Tone's and Nicole were the same person was it?
    Yes, you said something to the effect that you couldn't believe that nobody had figured out who you really are.

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    I think he is Tom Arnold...

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    He is either Jay Leno or John Holmes...

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    Ok, now thats just spooky. My birth name is Jay Arnold Holmes.

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    Then I was right all along...

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    Dude, those glasses fool EVERYONE! How did you know!!??

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    Dude, those glasses fool EVERYONE! How did you know!!??
    I remember things. I guess you've forgotten.

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    Forgotten what?

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    HOT TIP: Do not try to fool the Hawgster.

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    Hot Tip: Don't trust anything you read in Off Camber

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