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    Honey Boo Boo

    Don't you just want to punch her mom dead in the face?

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    I want to punch anybody who watches Honey Boo Boo in the face.

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    What are you guys talking about?

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    An alien life form that inhabits one of the cable channels. This alien life form has taken control of its Earth mother's mind, or so it appears. For some unexplained reason, hordes of humans watch this play out weekly on the television. The only conclusion that I have drawn is that the alien life form has control of their minds also.

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    what isn't it a funny show
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    Here comes Honey Boo Boo is the number one rated show on the TLC channel. As such this signals the eminent downfall of Western civilization as we know it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nwbikur View Post
    I want to punch anybody who watches Honey Boo Boo in the face.
    This
    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    And we wonder why the world does not respect us.

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    Just to go on the record, those are rednecks, not hillbillies
    Chasing bears through the woods drunk with a dull hatchet is strongly not advised

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    ^^Good call

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    She does have multiple folds and openings to explore while naked in the dark, though. We need to consider this before chopping her down instantaneously. She's also sporting some good pumping girth to keep things rolling back and forth. Once you get in the first few initial pumps, her girth takes over and keeps the pace, lessening your need to put forth as much effort. This could be a good thing, ya know...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    She does have multiple folds and openings to explore while naked in the dark, though. We need to consider this before chopping her down instantaneously. She's also sporting some good pumping girth to keep things rolling back and forth. Once you get in the first few initial pumps, her girth takes over and keeps the pace, lessening your need to put forth as much effort. This could be a good thing, ya know...

    Its all in the cheese between the folds...
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    bllllehhhh!

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    Yech!!!! This is a disgusting thread!!! Tired of seeing pictures of that whalelady in the media. She might want to consider the circus… rather than the media circus.
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    There's worse on TV than Honey Boo Boo but not by much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1niceride View Post
    Its all in the cheese between the folds...
    YESSS!!!! I'll bet it tastes and smells just like Limburger Cheese!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wv_bob View Post
    Just to go on the record, those are rednecks, not hillbillies

    ^ Now that's funny!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by wv_bob View Post
    Just to go on the record, those are rednecks, not hillbillies

    WVBob, I don't know if you've broached this topic in other threads, but is there--or could there be--someone who is a rednecked hillbilly? Or a hillbilly redneck? If so, I think that's where these boo boos fall.

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    Honey Boo Boo

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    WVBob, I don't know if you've broached this topic in other threads, but is there--or could there be--someone who is a rednecked hillbilly? Or a hillbilly redneck? If so, I think that's where these boo boos fall.
    No. You're either one or the other. You can't be both.
    It's like white trash and ghetto. You can be either white trash or ghetto, but you can not be both.

    Back to Honey Boo Boo.
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    Honey Boo Boo

    BTW, Honey Boo Boo is white trash, not redneck or hill billy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    BTW, Honey Boo Boo is white trash, not redneck or hill billy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    BTW, Honey Boo Boo is white trash, not redneck or hill billy.
    Yeah I think you're on to something there. Not violent, no redeeming qualities, dumb as a rock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    No. You're either one or the other. You can't be both.
    It's like white trash and ghetto. You can be either white trash or ghetto, but you can not be both.
    I don't know nothin' 'bout no rednecks or hillbillies, but I do know sumthin' 'bout PWT. I can say with authority that PWT does in fact live within the region known as the ghetto in the S/W area of the good ol' US of A.

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    Ghetto white trash has street cred.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    She does have multiple folds and openings to explore while naked in the dark, though. We need to consider this before chopping her down instantaneously. She's also sporting some good pumping girth to keep things rolling back and forth. Once you get in the first few initial pumps, her girth takes over and keeps the pace, lessening your need to put forth as much effort. This could be a good thing, ya know...
    Before you could go anywhere you'd have to roll her in flour and wait for her to fart... just to make sure you know?... (ENOUGH!!!) sorry...
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    Never, I would cut it off first.

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    Honey Boo Boo

    Quote Originally Posted by wv_bob View Post
    Just to go on the record, those are rednecks, not hillbillies
    I can assure you, after living in NC in 5 years, rednecks have more class. They are more like trailer park trash.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Leopold Porkstacker View Post
    Nightmares for you all:


    Now that is truly disturbing! Why does the phrase 'Kiss and make up' come to my mind?!?
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    I can't stand the show and this is another reason why I don't have cable tv.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    BTW, Honey Boo Boo is white trash, not redneck or hill billy.
    Correct. Living in Texas, I've known plenty of rednecks, and they aren't ANYTHING like that.

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    here she comes...

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    ever think that a large portion of America might be like them? i dont see too many in my area, but i'm up north. (northern NH and Maine is suspect though )
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    ever think that a large portion of America might be like them? i dont see too many in my area, but i'm up north. (northern NH and Maine is suspect though )
    No and for two reasons.
    #1 I have too much faith in Americans to not be total dou$chbags like that. Ahmurica, Yah!!!

    #2 Reality TV makes heroes out of the dregs of society. They take the most retched, worthless examples of people and hold them up as if they are something great. As if the rest of us should strive to be like them.


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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    ever think that a large portion of America might be like them? i dont see too many in my area, but i'm up north. (northern NH and Maine is suspect though )
    Yes.

    Sometimes I'm truly grateful I've been born, raised, and have always lived north of the Mason-Dixon line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carverboy View Post
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    Here comes Honey boo boo has finally been canceled. Honey Bear and Mama June separated earlier this year. Then Mama June took up with a new feller. The problem is the new guy is a convicted child molester so its a no go. Hmm, I would have thought that Mama June would have been savvier than that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Here comes Honey boo boo has finally been canceled. Honey Bear and Mama June separated earlier this year. Then Mama June took up with a new feller. The problem is the new guy is a convicted child molester so its a no go. Hmm, I would have thought that Mama June would have been savvier than that.

    Wonder if they will all show up on Jerry Springer and sort this out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Wonder if they will all show up on Jerry Springer and sort this out?
    Perhaps they will. It could be a big Christmas extravaganza where they announce that they have reconciled and started production on their show again. Oh boy!
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    I'm gonna miss Honey Boo Boo! That warn and plump little butter ball.

    NOT!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Wonder if they will all show up on Jerry Springer and sort this out?
    We can only hope and pray that this will all turn out for the best.

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    Wouldn't it be something if it turns out the mom was really some super hot blonde, but wearing a fat suit for the show all this time?
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    Net, you're walking a thin line by posting such a provocative photo of Mama June.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Net, you're walking a thin line by posting such a provocative photo of Mama June.
    I'll bet there's areas of her body folds that haven't seen day light, or air, or cleansing in years...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I'll bet there's areas of her body folds that haven't seen day light, or air, or cleansing in years...
    She's a TV star now and probably has a staff to handle the cleansing (sort of what a zoo keeper does).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    She's a TV star now and probably has a staff to handle the cleansing (sort of what a zoo keeper does).
    They would need cranes, ply bars and wire brushes to get that gunk off and out of there. Yuck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    We can only hope and pray that this will all turn out for the best.
    God bless them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Wouldn't it be something if it turns out the mom was really some super hot blonde, but wearing a fat suit for the show all this time?
    Mind blown. If you look real close you can see some similar features...


    ....well, maybe not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    She's a TV star now and probably has a staff to handle the cleansing (sort of what a zoo keeper does).
    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    They would need cranes, ply bars and wire brushes to get that gunk off and out of there. Yuck!

    I imagine it takes some impressive water pressure to get the job done.
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