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    Honey Boo Boo

    Don't you just want to punch her mom dead in the face?

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    I want to punch anybody who watches Honey Boo Boo in the face.

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    What are you guys talking about?

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    An alien life form that inhabits one of the cable channels. This alien life form has taken control of its Earth mother's mind, or so it appears. For some unexplained reason, hordes of humans watch this play out weekly on the television. The only conclusion that I have drawn is that the alien life form has control of their minds also.

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    what isn't it a funny show
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    Here comes Honey Boo Boo is the number one rated show on the TLC channel. As such this signals the eminent downfall of Western civilization as we know it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by nwbikur View Post
    I want to punch anybody who watches Honey Boo Boo in the face.
    This
    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    And we wonder why the world does not respect us.

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    Just to go on the record, those are rednecks, not hillbillies
    I may or may not be laughing at you.

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    ^^Good call

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    She does have multiple folds and openings to explore while naked in the dark, though. We need to consider this before chopping her down instantaneously. She's also sporting some good pumping girth to keep things rolling back and forth. Once you get in the first few initial pumps, her girth takes over and keeps the pace, lessening your need to put forth as much effort. This could be a good thing, ya know...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    She does have multiple folds and openings to explore while naked in the dark, though. We need to consider this before chopping her down instantaneously. She's also sporting some good pumping girth to keep things rolling back and forth. Once you get in the first few initial pumps, her girth takes over and keeps the pace, lessening your need to put forth as much effort. This could be a good thing, ya know...

    Its all in the cheese between the folds...
    lean forward

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    bllllehhhh!

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    Yech!!!! This is a disgusting thread!!! Tired of seeing pictures of that whalelady in the media. She might want to consider the circus… rather than the media circus.
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    There's worse on TV than Honey Boo Boo but not by much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1niceride View Post
    Its all in the cheese between the folds...
    YESSS!!!! I'll bet it tastes and smells just like Limburger Cheese!
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    Quote Originally Posted by wv_bob View Post
    Just to go on the record, those are rednecks, not hillbillies

    ^ Now that's funny!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by wv_bob View Post
    Just to go on the record, those are rednecks, not hillbillies

    WVBob, I don't know if you've broached this topic in other threads, but is there--or could there be--someone who is a rednecked hillbilly? Or a hillbilly redneck? If so, I think that's where these boo boos fall.
    You're so cute internet tough guy. Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    Honey Boo Boo

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    WVBob, I don't know if you've broached this topic in other threads, but is there--or could there be--someone who is a rednecked hillbilly? Or a hillbilly redneck? If so, I think that's where these boo boos fall.
    No. You're either one or the other. You can't be both.
    It's like white trash and ghetto. You can be either white trash or ghetto, but you can not be both.

    Back to Honey Boo Boo.
    Who wants a mayonnaise sandwich?


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    Honey Boo Boo

    BTW, Honey Boo Boo is white trash, not redneck or hill billy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    BTW, Honey Boo Boo is white trash, not redneck or hill billy.


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    I was thinking cracker.
    You're so cute internet tough guy. Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    BTW, Honey Boo Boo is white trash, not redneck or hill billy.
    Yeah I think you're on to something there. Not violent, no redeeming qualities, dumb as a rock.
    I may or may not be laughing at you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    No. You're either one or the other. You can't be both.
    It's like white trash and ghetto. You can be either white trash or ghetto, but you can not be both.
    I don't know nothin' 'bout no rednecks or hillbillies, but I do know sumthin' 'bout PWT. I can say with authority that PWT does in fact live within the region known as the ghetto in the S/W area of the good ol' US of A.
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    Ghetto white trash has street cred.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    She does have multiple folds and openings to explore while naked in the dark, though. We need to consider this before chopping her down instantaneously. She's also sporting some good pumping girth to keep things rolling back and forth. Once you get in the first few initial pumps, her girth takes over and keeps the pace, lessening your need to put forth as much effort. This could be a good thing, ya know...
    Before you could go anywhere you'd have to roll her in flour and wait for her to fart... just to make sure you know?... (ENOUGH!!!) sorry...
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