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    Hey Turkeys!

    I'd like to take the time to wish all the O.C.C. [off Camber Crew] a Happy Thanksgiving from the bottom of my drumsticks.
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    Go stuff it!!!
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    Kiss my grits!!
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    You wish(bone)!!!
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    Twerky Day! Gobble gobble OC

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    Eat your veggies

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    ^She needs to see a doctor about those hemhorroids!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    ^She needs to see a doctor about those hemhorroids!
    I think that's her Va JJ at the ripe age of 19,making daddy proud.
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    Oh, eat my giblets!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I think that's her Va JJ at the ripe age of 19,making daddy proud.
    Well then she needs to see a doctor about that vulva. It's a little bit out of hand...
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    I told my girl friend thanks for giving.
    We had a mutual Thanksgiving early.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I told my girl friend thanks for giving.
    We had a mutual Thanksgiving early.
    Gobble-gobble?!

    TMI, DJ. TMI!!!
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    Much humor. Such funny. Wow.
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    Hey Turkeys!

    Ha. Funny guys. Happy American turkey day. Except for Miley. She needs to exfoliate.
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    I saw my first Christmas tree today, before Thanksgiving!!! But then I am in Canada again...
    It's all Here. Now.

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    Hey Turkeys!

    That girls got some nasty orangoutang butt going on!!


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    Hey Turkeys!

    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    I saw my first Christmas tree today, before Thanksgiving!!! But then I am in Canada again...
    That's where they are all born!
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    It's not thanksgiving........

    IT's MY BirthDAY !!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    It's not thanksgiving........

    IT's MY BirthDAY !!!

    I assume that you'll be all decked out in your best Pilgrim attire on your birthday?
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    Why do Pilgrims pants always fall down?



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    .Because they wear their buckle on their hats !

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    I have to think that you know an entire book's worth of silly Thanksgiving Day jokes since it's on the same day as you were born.

    So, spit some more out for us.
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    Why did the turkey cross the road?
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    . It was Thanksgiving, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!
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    What did the turkey say to the computer?



    “Google, google, google.”

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    continue,....yawn,...please.
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    Why can't you take a turkey to church?



    Because they use such fowl language

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    Why can't you take a turkey to church?



    Because they use such fowl language
    OK, that's better!
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