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    Hey Turkeys!

    I'd like to take the time to wish all the O.C.C. [off Camber Crew] a Happy Thanksgiving from the bottom of my drumsticks.
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    Go stuff it!!!

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    Kiss my grits!!
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    You wish(bone)!!!

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    Twerky Day! Gobble gobble OC

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    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    ^She needs to see a doctor about those hemhorroids!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    ^She needs to see a doctor about those hemhorroids!
    I think that's her Va JJ at the ripe age of 19,making daddy proud.
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    Oh, eat my giblets!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I think that's her Va JJ at the ripe age of 19,making daddy proud.
    Well then she needs to see a doctor about that vulva. It's a little bit out of hand...

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    I told my girl friend thanks for giving.
    We had a mutual Thanksgiving early.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I told my girl friend thanks for giving.
    We had a mutual Thanksgiving early.
    Gobble-gobble?!

    TMI, DJ. TMI!!!

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    Much humor. Such funny. Wow.

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    Hey Turkeys!

    Ha. Funny guys. Happy American turkey day. Except for Miley. She needs to exfoliate.

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    I saw my first Christmas tree today, before Thanksgiving!!! But then I am in Canada again...
    It's all Here. Now.

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    Hey Turkeys!

    That girls got some nasty orangoutang butt going on!!


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    Hey Turkeys!

    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    I saw my first Christmas tree today, before Thanksgiving!!! But then I am in Canada again...
    That's where they are all born!

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    It's not thanksgiving........

    IT's MY BirthDAY !!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    It's not thanksgiving........

    IT's MY BirthDAY !!!

    I assume that you'll be all decked out in your best Pilgrim attire on your birthday?

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    Why do Pilgrims pants always fall down?



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    .Because they wear their buckle on their hats !

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    I have to think that you know an entire book's worth of silly Thanksgiving Day jokes since it's on the same day as you were born.

    So, spit some more out for us.

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    Why did the turkey cross the road?
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    . It was Thanksgiving, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!
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    What did the turkey say to the computer?



    “Google, google, google.”

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    continue,....yawn,...please.

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    Why can't you take a turkey to church?



    Because they use such fowl language

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    Why can't you take a turkey to church?



    Because they use such fowl language
    OK, that's better!

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    What does the Turkey's phone sound like?



    Wing Wing

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    I'm more of a breast guy.

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    happy foturkeyday OC crew!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Gobble-gobble?!

    TMI, DJ. TMI!!!
    Too Much Information?
    I didn't even tell you what was for dinner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    I saw my first Christmas tree today, before Thanksgiving!!! But then I am in Canada again...
    A little late in the northland, Home Depot had Xmas trees on display right after Halloween.

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    merry thanksgivhaka.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    A little late in the northland, Home Depot had Xmas trees on display right after Halloween.
    yeah, but to actually put 'em up! bit early methinks... I am looking at snow out my hotel window this morning tho... if I look very closely there's elves in the woods up in the hills too. They get closer to town every year... I blame global warming and the drugs...
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    Hey Turkeys!

    Enjoy
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    Very interesting spread you've got going Heyyall.
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    um.. yeah...

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    Hey Turkeys!

    What? You don't like the offering I dropped off? Turdkey, it is for dinner
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    what? You don't like the offering i dropped off? Turdkey, it is for dinner
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    Happy Turkey Day ya bunch of turkeys.
    They said on the news last night the average weight of a Thanksgiving Turkey back in 1980' was 18 LBS. Now a days the average is pushing 30LBS.
    WTF are they doing to our turkeys. It makes you wonder what we are actually eating.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Happy Turkey Day ya bunch of turkeys.
    They said on the news last night the average weight of a Thanksgiving Turkey back in 1980' was 18 LBS. Now a days the average is pushing 30LBS.
    WTF are they doing to our turkeys. It makes you wonder what we are actually eating.
    Portion sizes have increased over the years... something's gotta give.

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    Well, I'm not one of the O.C.C. originals, so I'm forced to celebrate Fishbucket's birthday. But Happy Thanksgiving to the rest of you.

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    I'm having a pretty good darn day .
    I was just surprised by an awesome camp cake my eldest niece
    Made. With a card and wonderful words from all the other nieces and
    Nephews. Sitting back on the couch now , my dog by my side , coming out of the
    Food coma with the steelers/ ravens game.

    Hope all of yours day has been just as great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Portion sizes have increased over the years... something's gotta give.
    Oh something's going to give alright. I just don't want to be present when it does. YIKERS!!
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    Thanksgiving etiquette

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    Eat your veggies

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Thanksgiving etiquette
    WTF
    I remember awhile back someone posted another messed up video with that same narrator.
    Slightly twisted!
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    It's that time of year again, and the OC needs to spread some good will around, so I'll start by bumping a DJ thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I think that's her Va JJ at the ripe age of 19,making daddy proud.
    It's pronounced Va Jay jay! Don't be offensive using dirty words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuzzle View Post
    It's pronounced Va Jay jay! Don't be offensive using dirty words.
    ...if you only knew

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    Jeez, just try spreading a little good will around here and everybody wants to talk vagina.

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    Don't eat her !


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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Don't eat her !




    Where do you find this stuff?
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