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    "Chicken Soup"

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    I remember that one.

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    For chickens, go no further than Burger King's subservient chicken
    The Subservient Chicken - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


    or the Big Buckin' Chicken!!!


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    I love chickens (hens and roosters) ... they are right up there with goats, and monkeys

    One of my favs :"I don't want to be a pie"

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    So Cyclelicious that turns this thread in to the "Official" Chicken / Rooster thread. So now we can add this one in right along side the monkey thread. And the infamous Raccoon thread. Hell we have a something, a nothing, a ing, and a one word thread. With all these why not get some animal threads rolling as well.
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    I say yes to chickens!

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    A horse and a chicken....

    Were playing in a meadow.
    The horse fell into a mud hole and is started to sink. The horse instructed the chicken to get the farmer so that he could be pulled to safety. The chicken ran to the farm but the farmer was nowhere to be found....

    Without a moment to spare,the chicken got into the farmer's BMW and drove back to the mud hole. Then, the chicken tied some rope around the bumper, threw the other end of the rope to her friend, the horse, and proceeded to pull the horse to safety.

    A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again. This time around, the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken instructed the horse to get the farmer so that she could be pulled to safety.

    Replied the horse, "Here's the plan... I'll stand over the hole..." The horse stretched over the length of the hole and continued, "Now, just grab for my penis and pull yourself to safety."

    The chicken obliged reluctantly and pulled herself to safety.



    The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

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    Once had chickens for neighbors, and much prefer them on a plate.

    The best is the one you want to ride most often..

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    Why does a chicken coop have only 2 doors?

    Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Why does a chicken coop have only 2 doors?

    Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan
    Nice!

    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    A horse and a chicken....

    Were playing in a meadow.
    The horse fell into a mud hole and is started to sink. The horse instructed the chicken to get the farmer so that he could be pulled to safety. The chicken ran to the farm but the farmer was nowhere to be found....

    Without a moment to spare,the chicken got into the farmer's BMW and drove back to the mud hole. Then, the chicken tied some rope around the bumper, threw the other end of the rope to her friend, the horse, and proceeded to pull the horse to safety.

    A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again. This time around, the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken instructed the horse to get the farmer so that she could be pulled to safety.

    Replied the horse, "Here's the plan... I'll stand over the hole..." The horse stretched over the length of the hole and continued, "Now, just grab for my penis and pull yourself to safety."

    The chicken obliged reluctantly and pulled herself to safety.



    The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

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    Ha,ha that's great.


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    Ha,ha ^^^
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    Let's not forget the super hero....Super Chicken!!!


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    ^ Those Chef Ramsey memes crack me up

    Here's some anti-chicken memes

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    The one who started the whole sports mascot phenomen. The famous San Diego Chicken.
    The San Diego Chicken - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Some of his best bits The Chicken's Greatest Bits Part 1 - YouTube

    And the bit that got him sued by the owners of the Barney character. But he won, the judge said it was a legal parody and no infringement rights were crossed. Hilarious Check it out. San Diego Chicken Barney dance off - YouTube
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    Why does it suck to be an egg? Because you only get laid once and it's by your mother.
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    I would have been too chicken to tell that joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I would have been too chicken to tell that joke.
    Was told to me by a 10 year old. Pretty funny when he told it.

    Edit: plus it's the only chicken joke I know.
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    buffalo wings are my #1 favorite food. waaay too surios to joke about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-kul View Post
    buffalo wings are my #1 favorite food. waaay too surios to joke about.
    Buffalos don't have wings, I bet I could sell you sand in the desert. Besides this is a chicken thread not a Buffalo thread. If you desire open your own Buffalo thread. Jeez!
    This post reminds me of this gem from Jessica Simpson. Jessica Simpson and her fish or chicken tuna - YouTube
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    "BOOK, BOOOK, BOOOOK"

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    Cyclelicious, that's hilarious and apparently I have been blocked from ever being able to rep you again. I have been trying for months. This new system SUCKS. We return now to our regularly scheduled program "chicken talk".
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    Better yet Jessica Alba playing Jessica Simpson "Chicken Of The Sea" Jessica Alba Playing Jessica Simpson on Mad Tv - YouTube
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    Chickens in choppers, but I won't post that video again.

    Damn it, it's a good song that doesn't get enough airplay


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    Cows with guns, just the title scares me.
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