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    Help create the Off Camber Superstore

    Picture if you will, an Off Camber official merchandising superstore. What would we sell? What departments would it have?

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    Everything but bike's and bike accessories, including produce.
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    More,... we need more in depth input...

    I'll start with this:
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    Help create the Off Camber Superstore

    XL condoms.

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    Of course, we would carry the Hagfish slime lubricant that Tone's and I have been globally marketing for the past year or so now.
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    That sounds delightful. I'm out.

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    A tool department, lumber, garden, building materials, hardware, paint, automotive, liquor, paint, flooring, lighting, extreme sports and produce.
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    You gotta thing for paint, have you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    You gotta thing for paint, have you?
    Huh?
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    Man things. I want clothes and shoes and bags and sunglasses. Oh! My bad. I think y'all been getting my ads.

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    Healthy supply of porn, especially midget porn,
    Chances are .. You're full of !$@&?

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    Tissue store.

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    We'll call it "The Tool Crib".
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    Lots of liquor and beer.

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    Latex, and lots of it, especially the stuff to fill your rims

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    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    Bait and Beer


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    Hotwheels Race suits

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    Bail Bonds.

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    Cat Boxes.
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    It'll need a Pharmacy, me thinks.

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    Kitchens man!! what the hell is wrong with you guys!?! Kitchens are where it's at! KITCHENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Help create the Off Camber Superstore

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    It'll need a Pharmacy, me thinks.
    Medical marihuana ?
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    Can I be the greeter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    Can I be the greeter?
    Please send your application to Tone's via PM for his approval.

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    There will be no talking in this "Superstore" just manly approval sound's.
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    No popcorn and soda, beer nuts and whiskey at the door.

    Shouldn't we have headbutting and high fives too if we're doing "manly"?

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    And all O.C. Superstore club members would earn frequent flyer miles with each purchase. On our exclusive airline. Funny And Sexy Travel Airlines-You Have To See This! - YouTube
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    Nicoles used panties would be a big seller, along with a bottle of Hawgs and mines 100% natural hagfish lube.

    Maybe we could get the other OC chicks on board too.
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    Help create the Off Camber Superstore

    A massage parlor. No that would be taking things too far. We can save it for the annex.
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    We need some vending machines. . . ..Nicole can stock em.

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    Of course if we really need a store:



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    Help create the Off Camber Superstore

    Blow out sale specials on under sized, slightly used (bloody and cut open) rooster rings.
    Its all ****s and Giggles until somebody Giggles and ****s

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    Help create the Off Camber Superstore

    We could have JasonARGY run it. He's got experience with megastores and is looking to make a change.
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    Whoa... Even for the OC Crew, Tokyo's taste seems too nasty!

    Instead perhaps we should stock these BS detectors..


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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    A massage parlor. No that would be taking things too far. We can save it for the annex.

    I think you mean the outlet store.

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    Oop's wrong thread, over to Hawgs room decor. thread. Sorry!
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    Fishing gear and other sporting goods..
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    Too bad most of the pics are gone from the Super D's thread. There were some great templates for an OC Superstore.

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    Should model it off Longs Drug. gun's grocery's and a pharmacy under one roof. That and 29 cent burger are two of my most missed stores from Colorado Springs!
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    A place to stop and get a cone would be nice.


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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    A massage parlor. No that would be taking things too far. We can save it for the annex.
    Mandatory happy endings?

    I would picture it selling dildos. Lots and lots of dildos. Not sure why.
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    Are we just ignoring balls? Lol

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    A dog grooming station. Nails, teeth and coat.
    Gland expression optional.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Nicoles used panties would be a big seller, along with a bottle of Hawgs and mines 100% natural hagfish lube.

    Maybe we could get the other OC chicks on board too.
    Beat me too it.....*punintended

    Although I would have said her gnar bike shorts...cause thats how I roll
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    The store would be incomplete wiithout a selection of these
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