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    The Head of MY Penis needs your help - all makes repairs.

    I think the lil' guy is plotting against me. For the sake of this conversation, we'll refer to 'Mr. Winkie' by the name 'Winks' only.
    We don't spend much time together - we never have. My problem is that Winks is connected to my back, and I've been having back pain. Kept it at bay for over two years now.

    ...until...

    I think eating Banana's somehow turns Winks into a live wire. Diminished Capacity, low IQ, can't concentrate - dunno what the deal is but I'd also not had me a Banana in over Year and over the W/E picked up some organic.

    And got this back pain.

    Is there some progression in Banana/Penis relations that'd I'd not acknowledged? I've come to the point in life where I just moved on, don't go out of my own way for Winks any longer. Perhaps psychosomatically a Banana represents an unattainable status for all Penis. I just don't know...

    Anyone else's back hurt after a big banana?
    I like Sand -- I don't like Witches.

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    The Head of MY Penis needs your help - all makes repairs.

    Is it possible that you are turned on by having the banana in you mouth?
    Are we hiding in a closet?


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    Textbook case of banana envy any problems with cucumbers?

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    Happens to me with acorn squash... hmmm...
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    A duplicate thread with a different issue. Did I miss something. The head of my penis needs your help
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    A duplicate thread with a different issue. Did I miss something. The head of my penis needs your help
    Nope - way different issue.

    That one sounds beat up, worn out. In fact that one is torn up. Mine looks nice, very low miles - never been more than around the block.
    Last edited by Haint; 05-15-2013 at 01:31 PM.
    I like Sand -- I don't like Witches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    Is it possible that you are turned on by having the banana in you mouth?
    Are we hiding in a closet?


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    Banana, or Bananas?

    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Textbook case of banana envy any problems with cucumbers?
    Nope.
    I like Sand -- I don't like Witches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haint View Post
    Nope - way different issue.

    That one sounds beat up, worn out. In fact that one is torn up. Mine looks nice, very low miles - never been more than around the block.
    We will just have to take your word for it.
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    sounds like an issue for dr. tone's.

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    I think you should stop eating bananas.

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    You need to take Winks out back and beat him with a banana.

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