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    HAWG, the all mighty, and all powerful...

    I may very well be the next great leader of the people in the history of the world. It's true and I have a few facts to back it up.
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    Meh, my dog told me I was the next great leader.

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    Hawg, a fortune cookie doesn't count as a fact.
    Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    You shouldn't doubt before you know the facts that are written in history...

    Doubters are sinners.
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    I hear there is an opening in the North Korean regime.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    I hear there is an opening in the North Korean regime.
    yes so please submit your resume and wait for them to make contact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nvphatty View Post
    yes so please submit your resume and wait for them to make contact.
    But... but I don't wanna go.. I was recommending HAWG an open position to practice his supreme ruling skills. You know, kind of like "pre-gaming"
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    and DJ will take the credit too
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    You guys have reached for a new low.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Doubters are sinners.
    Somehow, I doubt this is true.
    Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    But... but I don't wanna go.. I was recommending HAWG an open position to practice his supreme ruling skills. You know, kind of like "pre-gaming"
    yes, yes thats the ticket!

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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    and DJ will take the credit too
    Hey now!!
    I only take credit where credit is due.
    This one,I'm just standing and holding the shovel and pick axe as Hawg dig's the hole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Hey now!!
    I only take credit where credit is due.
    This one,I'm just standing and holding the shovel and pick axe as Hawg dig's the hole.
    See now you are taking credit for burying hawg
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    You guys have reached for a new low.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    This one,I'm just standing and holding the shovel and pick axe as Hawg dig's the hole.
    When he finds Water in this huge pit he's digging. Send up North, they are talking Drought here, next spring.

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    We all need to be on our toes while addressing Hawg now.

    Apparently it's 'Sir Prince Hawg.
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    Let the hole fill with water and I will walk across it w/o falling in. Then, some (and only some) of you will believe.

    The rest of you are doomed...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Let the hole fill with water and I will walk across it w/o falling in. Then, some (and only some) of you will believe.

    The rest of you are doomed...
    Yes Ma'am
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    You guys have reached for a new low.

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    I smell bacon barbecue...mmmm....bacon....

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    I heard a story once about a mighty and all powerful.... then someone opened up the curtain.

    are we still in Kansas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aerius View Post
    I smell bacon barbecue...mmmm....bacon....
    corn fed
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    HAWG, the all mighty, and all powerful...

    Hawg. You are amazing! You are the greatest! The world is better because of you. Can I be second in charge?


    What is the sound, you say.


    It sounds like a sharpening steel being used, you say.

    Why should I look over there, you say.

    Heyyall hangs a sign up. It reads Hawg was here, momentarily, but his reign ended quickly on account of a freak accident.

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    When you are at the top, there is only one way you can go................................................ .....Down.

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    Hawg did you forget to wear your helmet on that last ride.
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    Or, his shorts were just a tad too tight.



    I mean, yeah Hawg, I'm right there with you, supporting your greatness all the way.


    (Hedging my bets)

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    Ive never doubted this hawg..
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    FACT: The very name I was given at birth means "with God" or "like God".

    The doubters are beginning to feel a burning sensation. Sleep may not come restfully tonight to these.
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