• 11-27-2012
    Dion
    Guys who think they don't have "it" anymore - Tell about the last time you got hit on
    I am always surprised, astounded, and completely baffled when younger, hotter women throw a little game my way. I used to be quite the looker back in my day, but "it" is long gone for me. I almost want to nervously shake the girl's hand and tell her "Thank You" for the compliment! Like, "Wow... I dont understand what attractive, physical attribute you could possibly see in me, but thank you!"

    I'm old, wear a wedding ring, and pretty much dress like I don't care anymore (unless it's for work). I don't go anywhere but the bike shop, grocery and hardware store... so it's weird for me to get hit on.

    I have a couple examples of recent interactions, but please share. And let us know if you get the same surprised reaction I do. :lol:
  • 11-27-2012
    53119
    does getting game thrown at you by an extreme cougar count, dion? cuz i had that happen at the park a few weeks back and it creeped me out. At first, i thought ok nice friendly person at the trails then after a few leading questions it was time to politely bail. "IT" balanced out later in the week when a younger woman flirted with me at the grocery store. my perception of "it" stays in flux as i get into my 40s but definitely nice when "it" gets noticed.
  • 11-27-2012
    Dion
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 53119 View Post
    does getting game thrown at you by an extreme cougar count, dion? cuz i had that happen at the park a few weeks back and it creeped me out. At first, i thought ok nice friendly person at the trails then after a few leading questions it was time to politely bail. "IT" balanced out later in the week when a younger woman flirted with me at the grocery store. my perception of "it" stays in flux as i get into my 40s but definitely nice when "it" gets noticed.

    I say cougars are fair game! Tell on! :D

    I think it's funny when 35 yr. old women consider themselves cougars. To me, they are still young.
  • 11-27-2012
    Sun Burn
    I'm so oblivious to that kind of thing that I wouldn't even notice it if it happened.
  • 11-27-2012
    XLNC
    I purposely avoid these situations... Women are the most expensive hobby there is.
  • 11-27-2012
    AZ
    I'm not narcissist enough to care.
  • 11-27-2012
    ivanovnv
    I don't get to go out much, but I get hit on by girls (30+) in my office and it is happening more and more often. The wife an I have planned an outing this coming weekend, so I can update on status and if it happens outside of my usual routine. However, I can proudly say that since my 40th birthday, I feel more attractive than what I was before. I am a gym rat, at least 6 days a week and I ride a lot. I've lost a ton of weight and I am down to 8% body fat. Girls do find guys more attractive when they keep themselves in shape.

    So, in short, I think you should enjoy it as much as you can, of course provided you don't jeopardize your marriage, and be proud of yourself.
  • 11-27-2012
    Dion
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Sun Burn View Post
    I'm so oblivious to that kind of thing that I wouldn't even notice it if it happened.

    I used to be very oblivious until an ex-girlfriend and my wife have both told me how to recognize it. I think it's because I'm extremely nice to people, especially people at cash registers, clerks, etc. because I grew up doing that sort of work and people treat those workers like crap. So possibly, me being extremely nice to these young ladies may appear as flirting?
  • 11-27-2012
    NicoleB
    older dudes can be hot. they age better than ladies, and it's not fair. Thats why they think they deserve some young thang, and girls latch onto it. At least cougars are becoming popular.
  • 11-27-2012
    net wurker
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    At least cougars are becoming popular.


    I've been trying to warn Hawg about this, but he seems oblivious.
  • 11-27-2012
    random walk
    The last thing resembling "being hit on" was in 1989, when I was working out at the gym with a buddy. He told me some girl on an exercise bike was checking me out. I looked over and it was someone I had met half a year before (at work), but she had been through a breakup at that time and had no interest in dating.

    So I went over and started talking to her, asked her out to lunch and things went from there and we started dating. A few months later she said she had forgotten her contacts that day at the gym and she *thought* she recognized me 20 feet away, but didn't know until I walked up to talk to her.

    So I guess technically, she wasn't hitting on me... which means I really can't remember the *last* time. My senior year of HS in 1980?

    Anyway, we're still married.
  • 11-27-2012
    53119
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    I used to be very oblivious until an ex-girlfriend and my wife have both told me how to recognize it. I think it's because I'm extremely nice to people, especially people at cash registers, clerks, etc. because I grew up doing that sort of work and people treat those workers like crap. So possibly, me being extremely nice to these young ladies may appear as flirting?

    i totally get this. i used to bus and wait tables during school and also worked sales at a bike shop so being friendly and striking up conversation is automatic for me. the wife always gives me the "so, whose the new girlfriend?" when it happens. "oh, her? that's my future ex..".
  • 11-27-2012
    Tone's
    Dion, have i ever told you i want to eat you like an ice cream before ?
  • 11-27-2012
    FireFighterHill
    I had a victoria secret model message me on yahoo and tell me she wanted me to watch her play with herself. Does that count? lol
  • 11-27-2012
    Dion
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Dion, have i ever told you i want to eat you like an ice cream before ?

    I love you, Tone... but I can't count this. :lol:
  • 11-27-2012
    Pedalphile
    I was in my van, down by the river when our eyes locked. Yeah, she was only 12, but I had a puppy and a bag of candy.
  • 11-27-2012
    NicoleB
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Pedalphile View Post
    I was in my van, down by the river when our eyes locked. Yeah, she was only 12, but I had a puppy and a bag of candy.

    i was gonna call bullshyt but then i saw your username ;)
  • 11-27-2012
    net wurker
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    :)...halloween costume?
  • 11-27-2012
    random walk
  • 11-27-2012
    Sun Burn
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    I used to be very oblivious until an ex-girlfriend and my wife have both told me how to recognize it. I think it's because I'm extremely nice to people, especially people at cash registers, clerks, etc. because I grew up doing that sort of work and people treat those workers like crap. So possibly, me being extremely nice to these young ladies may appear as flirting?

    I'm a good looking single dude. I need your ex-gf and wife to teach me so that I can take advantage of these situations as they arise. Perhaps we could arrange a correspondence course? :thumbsup:
  • 11-27-2012
    Harold
    uh, can't remember the last time a lady (or a girl for that matter) hit on me.

    I recall a couple incidents where dudes hit on me....and man, that $hit was creepy.
  • 11-27-2012
    cyclelicious
    I work in a long term care facility and the residents on my unit are between the ages of 86 to 99.

    I had to stop wearing skirts and heels because the vets would whistle, hoot and say flirty things when I'd go on my daily rounds. Even when I wear business casual some would say "If only you weren't married" or "If I was 50 years younger, you would be my kinda girl" In some ways I'm flattered that they think I have "nice gams", and ask me to be their "pin up girl".... but then I think wow they still notice pretty women and still have sex on the mind and can barely get out of their chairs
  • 11-27-2012
    Pedalphile
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by NateHawk View Post
    uh, can't remember the last time a lady (or a girl for that matter) hit on me.

    I recall a couple incidents where dudes hit on me....and man, that $hit was creepy.

    That right there says you still got it, whether you want it or not.
  • 11-27-2012
    deke505
    does being asked for marriage from an email from Russia count?

    I wouldn't even know what the signs are.:madman:
  • 11-27-2012
    53119
    "but then I think wow they still notice pretty women and still have sex on the mind and can barely get out of their chairs"

    i'll be doin redbull/viagra cocktails between 86-99yrs old then. don't hate on me you damn chair!
  • 11-27-2012
    b-kul
    not sure if i have it.
  • 11-27-2012
    Trail Ninja
    A couple of months ago I was at a party with 4 ex-girlfriends and my present girlfriend. All around my age (in their 50's). None of them were aware of my past relationships with the others. All of the ex's hit on me at some point over the evening.
    It was very flattering but also very uncomfortable. 3 of the 4 ex's had husbands or significant others with them.
    I've never been a big fan of reunions & now I have a good reason.
  • 11-27-2012
    mpmffitz
    Being 38 and successful and recently divorced has brought many women out of who knows where they were before. I was not looking for women UNTIL my marriage was on the rocks, but now the women are comming to me. My consience tells me my ex hired them to ruin me more.
  • 11-27-2012
    osokolo
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    I used to be very oblivious until an ex-girlfriend and my wife have both told me how to recognize it. I think it's because I'm extremely nice to people, especially people at cash registers, clerks, etc. because I grew up doing that sort of work and people treat those workers like crap. So possibly, me being extremely nice to these young ladies may appear as flirting?

    particularly if they are not good looking, no?
  • 11-27-2012
    osokolo
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I've been trying to warn Hawg about this, but he seems oblivious.

    simple self inflicting injury...
  • 11-27-2012
    Huck Pitueee
    A girl looked at me today at the thrift store. I think she liked me. :);) Either that or she was scared because I was totally covered in mud. :eekster:
  • 11-27-2012
    osokolo
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    A couple of months ago I was at a party with 4 ex-girlfriends and my present girlfriend. All around my age (in their 50's). None of them were aware of my past relationships with the others. All of the ex's hit on me at some point over the evening.
    It was very flattering but also very uncomfortable. 3 of the 4 ex's had husbands or significant others with them.
    I've never been a big fan of reunions & now I have a good reason.

    so which one did you take to the back room?

    and why?
  • 11-27-2012
    osokolo
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Huck Pitueee View Post
    A girl looked at me today at the thrift store. I think she liked me. :);) Either that or she was scared because I was totally covered in mud. :eekster:

    and your jeans was split open in the back.

    commando of course...
  • 11-27-2012
    osokolo
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mpmffitz View Post
    Being 38 and successful and recently divorced has brought many women out of who knows where they were before. I was not looking for women UNTIL my marriage was on the rocks, but now the women are comming to me. My consience tells me my ex hired them to ruin me more.

    define "successful" please...
  • 11-27-2012
    osokolo
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    does being asked for marriage from an email from Russia count?

    I wouldn't even know what the signs are.:madman:

    you too?

    sigh, i thought i was special...
  • 11-27-2012
    osokolo
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Dion, have i ever told you i want to eat you like an ice cream before ?

    is that only because i did not respond to your hawt PM?
  • 11-27-2012
    Huck Pitueee
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    and your jeans was split open in the back.

    commando of course...

    That would have looked better than the giant mud turd skid mark on my shorts. Just had to check out that shop at all costs.
  • 11-27-2012
    Trail Ninja
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    so which one did you take to the back room?

    and why?

    You're aware this is a public forum?
    I went home with the one who rides mountain bikes.
    A no-brainer really.
  • 11-27-2012
    Harold
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Pedalphile View Post
    That right there says you still got it, whether you want it or not.

    If they were good looking guys, maybe. But these guys weren't that. I am still afraid of the bulk bins aisle at the grocery store because of the middle-aged dirty guy asking me about condoms (wrong department, hello!) or the middle-aged dirty guy following me around the local state park in his POS rustbucket. Brandishing my pocket knife did not frighten him. I pretended to write down his license plate number and he finally left. I would have actually done so if I had a writing utensil in my camelbak.

    If I've got dirty, middle-aged dudes hitting on me, I definitely don't want whatever it is that supposedly attracted them.

    Thankfully that hasn't happened in awhile.
  • 11-27-2012
    SCR818
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I've been trying to warn Hawg about this, but he seems oblivious.

    Hawg admires (and does not fear) all cougars....

    The one time that comes to mind (sticks in my mind because my wife was there) is when I was doing some work in the waiting room at the office where my wife works. One of the patients at her office (a well seasoned cougar :eek:) was practically dragging me out the door saying that she was gonna take me home with her for keeps. (Did I say :eek: yet?!) My wife was standing there with her arms on her hips, an open gasping mouth, and wide eyes watching the whole thing. She later told me that she was not surprised at all by that lady's behavior. I guess that old cougar had pulled the same move before on other people there.
  • 11-27-2012
    John Kuhl
    At my age cougars are young. I wouldn't know if I
    was being hit on, most of the time I think the girls
    are just being friendly.
  • 11-27-2012
    Burnt-Orange
    I dont get hit on much
    but when I do
    I say something corny like this and they walk away
    stay attractive my friends

    Sj
  • 11-27-2012
    DIRTJUNKIE
    I started this thread the other day. And I think it brought forth the player in Tony's game.;)
    http://forums.mtbr.com/off-camber-of...ds-825789.html
  • 11-27-2012
    Jon Richard
    My marriage went south in September around my 40th b-day and I $hIT you not barely a week after we separated I went to visit a friend at his shop and this little 22yo blond who works for him kept asking about me. He was telling me to go for it, but I felt a little mixed up over my failed marriage and wasnít sure it was the smartest thing to do.






    I feel a little ashamed about having buckled-






    eleven times-






    I'm going to hell:madmax:
  • 11-28-2012
    singlesprocket
    this sums it up lol

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ng6uz8VMC3k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
  • 11-28-2012
    Tone's
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Jon Richard View Post
    My marriage went south in September around my 40th b-day and I $hIT you not barely a week after we separated I went to visit a friend at his shop and this little 22yo blond who works for him kept asking about me. He was telling me to go for it, but I felt a little mixed up over my failed marriage and wasnít sure it was the smartest thing to do.






    I feel a little ashamed about having buckled-






    eleven times-






    I'm going to hell:madmax:

    Love your work Jon, a new daughter can only lift your spirits mate,,,, :thumbsup:;):D
  • 11-28-2012
    Tone's
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    I work in a long term care facility and the residents on my unit are between the ages of 86 to 99.

    I had to stop wearing skirts and heels because the vets would whistle, hoot and say flirty things when I'd go on my daily rounds. Even when I wear business casual some would say "If only you weren't married" or "If I was 50 years younger, you would be my kinda girl" In some ways I'm flattered that they think I have "nice gams", and ask me to be their "pin up girl".... but then I think wow they still notice pretty women and still have sex on the mind and can barely get out of their chairs

    LOL Cyclelicious, i could only imagine, im the guardian of a dear old man in a nursing home, i pop in there every week, a few of the old girls have become friends, i always make the effort to say g'day to them, i noticed after a few months that two of them started wearing lipstick n getting dressed up all the time.
    Now these two old girls are well over 85 but they always grab my face n kiss me on the lips, and one grabs my bum n tries to pull me closer.
    These kisses started getting more aggressive from one of them to the point that she was seriously trying to pash me n get it on every time i saw her, and yes her tongue has tried to wander, but thats another story for another thread..
    Now if i had a granny fetish i could be getting some serious action, but thats for another thread as well...
  • 11-28-2012
    osokolo
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    LOL Cyclelicious, i could only imagine, im the guardian of a dear old man in a nursing home, i pop in there every week, a few of the old girls have become friends, i always make the effort to say g'day to them, i noticed after a few months that two of them started wearing lipstick n getting dressed up all the time.
    Now these two old girls are well over 85 but they always grab my face n kiss me on the lips, and one grabs my bum n tries to pull me closer.
    These kisses started getting more aggressive from one of them to the point that she was seriously trying to pash me n get it on every time i saw her, and yes her tongue has tried to wander, but thats another story for another thread..
    Now if i had a granny fetish i could be getting some serious action, but thats for another thread as well...

    You are making me jealous now. Almost.
  • 11-28-2012
    NuckingFuts
    My wife slapped me in the head this morning b/c I farted under the sheets. Does that count as being hit on?
  • 11-28-2012
    deke505
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    you too?

    sigh, i thought i was special...

    you are special. The one that contacted me was hairy with a full beard and drank moonshine.:skep:
  • 11-28-2012
    osokolo
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by NuckingFuts View Post
    My wife slapped me in the head this morning b/c I farted under the sheets. Does that count as being hit on?

    that solely depends on the head...

    by the way - i have been spreading the glory of the Nucking Futs since 2007 - that is the name my buddy and i picked as a team name for the Transrockies... Since then, we have been using it at every 8 and 24 hour race up here in Canuckistank.

    many opponents were hurt and defeated by the thunderous fury unleashed by this glorious team.

    i think you should pay us a royalty. maybe.
  • 11-28-2012
    osokolo
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Jon Richard View Post
    My marriage went south in September around my 40th b-day and I $hIT you not barely a week after we separated I went to visit a friend at his shop and this little 22yo blond who works for him kept asking about me. He was telling me to go for it, but I felt a little mixed up over my failed marriage and wasnít sure it was the smartest thing to do.

    I feel a little ashamed about having buckled-

    eleven times-

    I'm going to hell:madmax:

    good day sir.

    can you please give us the time span - so that we can put these 11 times in prospective.

    thank you
  • 11-28-2012
    skullcap
    Add me to the Clueless Club, I wouldn't recognize flirting if someone hit me over the head with it. I probably have been hit on but how would I know? I'm a friendly person and I probably thought they were just being friendly back.
  • 11-28-2012
    Pedalphile
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by NuckingFuts View Post
    My wife slapped me in the head this morning b/c I farted under the sheets. Does that count as being hit on?

    Not sure about your question, but if you properly executed the dutch oven, either pre or post slap, then you've still got it. :thumbsup:
  • 11-28-2012
    NuckingFuts
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    that solely depends on the head...

    by the way - i have been spreading the glory of the Nucking Futs since 2007 - that is the name my buddy and i picked as a team name for the Transrockies... Since then, we have been using it at every 8 and 24 hour race up here in Canuckistank.

    many opponents were hurt and defeated by the thunderous fury unleashed by this glorious team.

    i think you should pay us a royalty. maybe.

    Sorry my Canuckistankian friend, I trademarked the name in 2002 for interwebular forum slumming.
  • 11-28-2012
    eatdrinkride
    Lafawnduh
    Early 90's maybe? I was riding in the front seat of my friends moms convertable and we were stopped at a gas station. Some big African American chick (PC correct right?) came up to me and started babbling about "what you want, baby?". As quickly as she appeared she started grabbing my junk while I was seated in the car. She was really going for the goods and trying to make an impression. Long story short...I noticed my wallet missing from the floor board a few minutes later.

    Not sure if this counts but I think of her often with much fondness. Keep up 'dem madd skillz girl...I miss you Lafawnduh!
  • 11-29-2012
    next
    the only time in my adult life i've been hit on was at a Halloween party when i had a full latex mask on
  • 11-29-2012
    osokolo
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by NuckingFuts View Post
    Sorry my Canuckistankian friend, I trademarked the name in 2002 for interwebular forum slumming.

    hmmm, okay... if you say the name is your intellectual property - fine.
  • 11-30-2012
    Leopold Porkstacker
    Has happened on several occasions, and Iím still not sure why. Iíd like to recount those encounters here with you all, but there may come a day when my wife signs up for an MTBR.com account. :blush: Just join the Team Social Paceô group rides and Iíll tell you all about it.
  • 11-30-2012
    Dion
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by NuckingFuts View Post
    My wife slapped me in the head this morning b/c I farted under the sheets. Does that count as being hit on?

    Not really, but still awesome.
  • 11-30-2012
    Burnt-Orange
    I dont know why but Tone's reminds me of Pastrana in this video
    he is on the other side so he could be Travis's doppelganger for all I know

    enjoy Pastrana 2011 X Games Livery Launch - YouTube

    Sj
  • 11-30-2012
    shibiwan
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by John Kuhl View Post
    At my age cougars are young. I wouldn't know if I
    was being hit on, most of the time I think the girls
    are just being friendly.

    ^^^^ this.

    Yes, I'm that dense.

    -S
  • 12-02-2012
    Boyonabyke
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by John Kuhl View Post
    At my age cougars are young. I wouldn't know if I
    was being hit on, most of the time I think the girls
    are just being friendly.

    Wow, I thought I was the one that missed all the clues... guess I'm not alone after all.
  • 12-03-2012
    knutso
    I get the feeling when a random chick gets too flirty that she is either too easy or trying to lead me on a wild cat chase.

    I was pedaling up a wider fire road type trail, when I pass a woman on a horse who says "Are you hot today?" I just smiled and didnt break pace. She seemed to look for a response, so I wonder if that is trail lingo for " Wanna tie up the steeds and get busy in the bushes ?"
  • 12-04-2012
    Sun Burn
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    I found this over in crazy's thread and felt that it could also apply here.