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    "I'll tell you what I am - I'm the damn paterfamilias!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by yosemite View Post
    "I'll tell you what I am - I'm the damn paterfamilias!"
    Yeah but are you bona fide?

    I love that movie.
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    Assphincter says what. -Wayne

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    I hate Illinois Nazis.- Jake

    I'm 37! -Dante

    Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine. -the Dude
    I don't know why,... it's just MUSS easier to pedal than the other ones.

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    Great "Quotes"

    This man wants to die for his country. Lets oblige him!!
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    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    an Eye for an Eye.

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    -Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

    -I don't know. Were you thinking, holy shit holy shit a swordfish almost went through my head? If so, yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    "I'm Ric James, bichizz!" David Chappelle
    "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b!tch?" (one of the best of Chappelle)

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    "I'm getting heartburn. Tony, do something terrible" - Dennis Farina in Snatch

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    "I'm getting heartburn. Tony, do something terrible" - Dennis Farina in Snatch

    RIP - dead at 69
    Damn, he was one of the better detectives in Law and Order and awesome in Get Shorty. RIP

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    "I'm getting heartburn. Tony, do something terrible" - Dennis Farina in Snatch

    RIP - dead at 69
    RIP Lt. Torello. Time to break out both seasons of "Crime Story"

    Lt. Mike Torello: Hey you. You hurt anybody else, when this is over, I'm gonna find what you love the most and I'm gonna kill it. Your mother, your father, your dog... don't matter what it is, it's dead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    French Soldier: "Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
    Nice - some MP&tHG!

    now onto a rabbit quote:
    Frank: "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"





    EDIT: rabbit tangent because of the killer rabbit in the Holy Grail...ugh...mundays...
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    We've got bush

    I suppose Tone's won't appreciate this one

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    Great "Quotes"

    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle"
    "Asta la vista, baby"
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    "get to the chopper!"

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    You're a funny man Sully, that's why i'm going to kill you last!

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    "You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fvckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!"
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    "What happened to sully?"

    "I let him go!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    You're a funny man Sully, that's why i'm going to kill you last!
    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    "What happened to sully?"

    "I let him go!"
    I didn't know what movie this was from until the "I let him go" Great scene!

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    You remember Sully? You remember when i said i was going to kill you last? I lied!

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    He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died early, surrounded by greedy relatives. It was a great lesson to me.

    - John Barrymore


    The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

    - William Butler Yeats



    You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

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    I'll have another beer.

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    From Arthur:

    Burt Johnson: "I never drink! Drinking affects my decision making"

    Arthur Bach's reply: "You may be right, I can't decide"

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    Ace Ventura talking to Ton loc via a$$.
    "I'd like to a$$ you a few questions"
    "Do you have a breath mint"
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    I want my 2 dollars
    LOL, great movie.


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    ^^ great movie all teenagers should have to watch it before being allowed to enter high school
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    It's a known fact, sonny Jim, that a secret society of the five wealthiest people, known as the Pentavirate run everything in the world, including the newspapers and meet tri-annually at a secret mansion in Colorado known as the Meadows.

    Ugh, who's in this Pentavirate?

    The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothchild's, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits-up. Oh, I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face.... OOOOh you're gonna buy my chicken ooohhh!

    Dad, How can you hate the Colonel?

    Because he puts addictive chemicals in his chicken making you crave it fortnightly smartass.

    Interesting, cuckoo!

    I suppose more of a dialogue, but once you start you can't stop.
    Also, BoD is the greatest John Cusack movie ever, suck it Say Anything.
    I don't know why,... it's just MUSS easier to pedal than the other ones.

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    Great "Quotes"

    "BTW, not everybody is going to make it out of this thread.

    FYI"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    "BTW, not everybody is going to make it out of this thread.

    FYI"

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    Well that escalated quickly
    I don't know why,... it's just MUSS easier to pedal than the other ones.

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    I don't know why,... it's just MUSS easier to pedal than the other ones.

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    I would totally bite Kate Beckinsale from Underworld. Though the latex may get stuck in my teeth, totally worth it.

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    I don't know why,... it's just MUSS easier to pedal than the other ones.

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    I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat, you bought forty dollars worth of ****in' film, and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera.

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    This thread is full of lame Hollywood quotes that are rather meaningless in real life. I don't think they qualify as truly great quotes.

    This one has a lot of importance for the struggles mountain bikers face when it comes to trail access (especially here in California).

    "It does not take a majority to prevail... but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men."
    Samuel Adams
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    "It's not about the bike" ~ Lance Armstrong

    wonder what he was referring to?
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    Napoleon had some gems...

    Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.


    Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily.

    In politics stupidity is not a handicap.

    Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

    Women are nothing but machines for producing children.
    No moss...

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    I found the following in the garage of a house I bought years ago, printed and laminated:

    "There is no learning without some difficulty and fumbling. If you want to keep on learning, you must keep on risking failure - all your life." - John W Gardner
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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    "The thing about quotes on the internet is that it is difficult to confirm their validity."
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    What man is a man that does not make the world a better place.

    To be fair, the opening quote is from a Hollywood movie. If the first example would have been: Party on Dudes!-Abe Lincoln, perhaps the "quality" of the quotes would be more suitable to inspire.
    I don't know why,... it's just MUSS easier to pedal than the other ones.

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    From a movie, but still profound:


    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die . . . .

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    Great "Quotes"

    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    From a movie, but still profound
    Repost. It's already in this thread. Try again.
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    Repost. It's already in this thread. Try again.
    Huh? I checked through this thread three times, and I don't see it. Am I blind or something?

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    It was quoted by Settertude in the "Off-camber" thread,a couple days ago I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    It was quoted by Settertude in the "Off-camber" thread,a couple days ago I think.
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    Great "Quotes"

    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Huh? I checked through this thread three times, and I don't see it. Am I blind or something?
    Cornfield is right. It was Setterdude that quoted in in the Off Camber thread.

    My bad.

    Still, it's a lame ass quote.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    Cornfield is right. It was Setterdude that quoted in in the Off Camber thread.

    My bad.

    Still, it's a lame ass quote.
    Well, you don't call yourself Brewtality for nothing.

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    Great "Quotes"

    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Well, you don't call yourself Brewtality for nothing.
    I won't bullish!t you.
    I don't sugar coat things.
    I will tell you exactly how it is. Don't like it? Too bad.
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    Oh, I know the Brewtality drill. Got no problem with it. Just thought you were being a bit Brewtal on one of the most famous movie lines. But, hey, I didn't write the movie. And the line was written by Rutger Hauer. I'm sure he takes no offense either.

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    You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to. "
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    This thread is full of lame Hollywood quotes that are rather meaningless in real life. I don't think they qualify as truly great quotes.
    Yea, but its all in how you use them. The quote i dropped early in this thread was used by my self to glorious effect in my early 20's. I had a supervisor who on payday would ALWAYS make the same stupid jokes when we signed for our paychecks.

    "hahaha, sign here to give me your paycheck."

    I looked him dead in the eye and said stone faced and serious "You're a funny guy Pete, that's why im going to kill you last."

    Hell, i even used the Austrian accent. Evidently he had never seen the movie, that man never cracked a joke or even made eye contact with me the rest of the 8 years i worked there.

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    '' you cant polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter''
    Is that what you do when you and the lady are playing water games and something extra comes out?
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    Great "Quotes"

    Ok, I'll play along with the lame a$$ed movie quotes. But only because this one was written about me.

    "I get up every morning and piss excellence. Nobody can hang with my stuff. I'm just a big harry American winning machine. If you ain't first you're last."
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    Not from a movie..... from a conversation last night with my brother, (who is 35.)

    My brother: "I did an hour's ride up at Woodhill [Forest] by myself last night. It kind of scares me riding by myself at night."

    Me: "Yeah, I know what you mean.... I ride a lot more cautiously when I'm alone at night."

    My brother: "Nah, I'm not scared of hurting myself. I scared of ghosts."
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    One funny part about that episode is how tired everybody was of uttering that phrase, especially George-hilarious.

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