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    Great "Quotes"

    "I'll tell you what I am - I'm the damn paterfamilias!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by yosemite View Post
    "I'll tell you what I am - I'm the damn paterfamilias!"
    Yeah but are you bona fide?

    I love that movie.
    But if you close your eyes it becomes so easy to see

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    Assphincter says what. -Wayne

    Listen up you primitives, this is my BOOMSTICK. -Ash

    I hate Illinois Nazis.- Jake

    I'm 37! -Dante

    Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine. -the Dude
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    Great "Quotes"

    This man wants to die for his country. Lets oblige him!!
    Inglorious Bastards
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    an Eye for an Eye.

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    -Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

    -I don't know. Were you thinking, holy **** holy **** a swordfish almost went through my head? If so, yes.


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    "I'm Ric James, bichizz!" David Chappelle
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    "I'm Ric James, bichizz!" David Chappelle
    "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b!tch?" (one of the best of Chappelle)

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    "If you're gonna get pulled over by the PoPo, try and have a white guy with you."
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    "I'm getting heartburn. Tony, do something terrible" - Dennis Farina in Snatch

    RIP - dead at 69

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    "A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later."
    - George S. Patton
    "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."
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    "Whatever you're reaching for better be a sandwich because you're going to have to eat it" Louis Gossett Jr.

    "You've got 5 seconds to put on these glasses or start eating that trashcan" Roddy Piper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    "I'm getting heartburn. Tony, do something terrible" - Dennis Farina in Snatch

    RIP - dead at 69
    Damn, he was one of the better detectives in Law and Order and awesome in Get Shorty. RIP

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    "I'm getting heartburn. Tony, do something terrible" - Dennis Farina in Snatch

    RIP - dead at 69
    RIP Lt. Torello. Time to break out both seasons of "Crime Story"

    Lt. Mike Torello: Hey you. You hurt anybody else, when this is over, I'm gonna find what you love the most and I'm gonna kill it. Your mother, your father, your dog... don't matter what it is, it's dead.
    But if you close your eyes it becomes so easy to see

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    "I am Frau Blücher "

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    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    French Soldier: "Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
    It's all Here. Now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    French Soldier: "Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
    Nice - some MP&tHG!

    now onto a rabbit quote:
    Frank: "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"





    EDIT: rabbit tangent because of the killer rabbit in the Holy Grail...ugh...mundays...
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    If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you

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    I was born a poor black child - Steve Martin in 'the Jerk'

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    Booger: "And who decides the standards?"
    Roger Lattimore: "Why your elected officials of course."

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    We've got bush

    I suppose Tone's won't appreciate this one

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    "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle"
    F*ck Cancer

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    Great "Quotes"

    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle"
    "Asta la vista, baby"
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    "I'll be back"
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    You guys have reached for a new low.

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    "You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke."
    F*ck Cancer

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