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    Great "Quotes"

    "I'll tell you what I am - I'm the damn paterfamilias!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by yosemite View Post
    "I'll tell you what I am - I'm the damn paterfamilias!"
    Yeah but are you bona fide?

    I love that movie.
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    Assphincter says what. -Wayne

    Listen up you primitives, this is my BOOMSTICK. -Ash

    I hate Illinois Nazis.- Jake

    I'm 37! -Dante

    Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine. -the Dude
    I don't know why,... it's just MUSS easier to pedal than the other ones.

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    Great "Quotes"

    This man wants to die for his country. Lets oblige him!!
    Inglorious Bastards
    Its all ****s and Giggles until somebody Giggles and ****s

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    an Eye for an Eye.

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    -Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

    -I don't know. Were you thinking, holy **** holy **** a swordfish almost went through my head? If so, yes.

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    "I'm Ric James, bichizz!" David Chappelle
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    "I'm Ric James, bichizz!" David Chappelle
    "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b!tch?" (one of the best of Chappelle)

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    "I'm getting heartburn. Tony, do something terrible" - Dennis Farina in Snatch

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    "Whatever you're reaching for better be a sandwich because you're going to have to eat it" Louis Gossett Jr.

    "You've got 5 seconds to put on these glasses or start eating that trashcan" Roddy Piper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    "I'm getting heartburn. Tony, do something terrible" - Dennis Farina in Snatch

    RIP - dead at 69
    Damn, he was one of the better detectives in Law and Order and awesome in Get Shorty. RIP

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    "I'm getting heartburn. Tony, do something terrible" - Dennis Farina in Snatch

    RIP - dead at 69
    RIP Lt. Torello. Time to break out both seasons of "Crime Story"

    Lt. Mike Torello: Hey you. You hurt anybody else, when this is over, I'm gonna find what you love the most and I'm gonna kill it. Your mother, your father, your dog... don't matter what it is, it's dead.
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    French Soldier: "Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    French Soldier: "Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
    Nice - some MP&tHG!

    now onto a rabbit quote:
    Frank: "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"





    EDIT: rabbit tangent because of the killer rabbit in the Holy Grail...ugh...mundays...
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    If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you

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    I was born a poor black child - Steve Martin in 'the Jerk'

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    Booger: "And who decides the standards?"
    Roger Lattimore: "Why your elected officials of course."

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    We've got bush

    I suppose Tone's won't appreciate this one

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    "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle"
    F*ck Cancer

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    Great "Quotes"

    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle"
    "Asta la vista, baby"
    Its all ****s and Giggles until somebody Giggles and ****s

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    "I'll be back"
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    There's some strange folk out there 'bouts. They have no sense of humor.
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    "You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke."
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    "get to the chopper!"

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    "You are fat, don't sugarcoat it, you will eat that too."
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    You're a funny man Sully, that's why i'm going to kill you last!

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    "You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fvckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!"
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    "What happened to sully?"

    "I let him go!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    You're a funny man Sully, that's why i'm going to kill you last!
    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    "What happened to sully?"

    "I let him go!"
    I didn't know what movie this was from until the "I let him go" Great scene!

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    You remember Sully? You remember when i said i was going to kill you last? I lied!

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    "A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says,'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' Naked lady says..."

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    I want my 2 dollars

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    He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died early, surrounded by greedy relatives. It was a great lesson to me.

    - John Barrymore


    The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

    - William Butler Yeats



    You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

    - Dean Martin


    I'll have another beer.

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    Its all ****s and Giggles until somebody Giggles and ****s

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    From Arthur:

    Burt Johnson: "I never drink! Drinking affects my decision making"

    Arthur Bach's reply: "You may be right, I can't decide"

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    Ace Ventura talking to Ton loc via a$$.
    "I'd like to a$$ you a few questions"
    "Do you have a breath mint"
    "Assholomiohhhh"

    Epic

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    "Beldar, give me cone!"

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    Gee Ward, you sure were hard on the Beaver last night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    I want my 2 dollars
    LOL, great movie.


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    ^^ great movie all teenagers should have to watch it before being allowed to enter high school
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    It's a known fact, sonny Jim, that a secret society of the five wealthiest people, known as the Pentavirate run everything in the world, including the newspapers and meet tri-annually at a secret mansion in Colorado known as the Meadows.

    Ugh, who's in this Pentavirate?

    The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothchild's, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits-up. Oh, I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face.... OOOOh you're gonna buy my chicken ooohhh!

    Dad, How can you hate the Colonel?

    Because he puts addictive chemicals in his chicken making you crave it fortnightly smartass.

    Interesting, cuckoo!

    I suppose more of a dialogue, but once you start you can't stop.
    Also, BoD is the greatest John Cusack movie ever, suck it Say Anything.
    I don't know why,... it's just MUSS easier to pedal than the other ones.

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    Great "Quotes"

    "BTW, not everybody is going to make it out of this thread.

    FYI"

    Chum
    Its all ****s and Giggles until somebody Giggles and ****s

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    "BTW, not everybody is going to make it out of this thread.

    FYI"

    Chum
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    Well that escalated quickly
    I don't know why,... it's just MUSS easier to pedal than the other ones.

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    Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here! -Rudy
    I don't know why,... it's just MUSS easier to pedal than the other ones.

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    I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

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